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Julien's Juice 386 ~ Doomsday Clock
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 06:17 PM Post #361
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Darelle:

Welcome to McDonald's can i take you're order?

Customer: "Can I have Big Mac Meal, large fries, large coke and some ketchup"

Darelle:"Anything else"?

Customer: "No, that will be all.

Darelle: "I'm young and hung"

Customer: "I will give you my card"


WTF Darelle, have you got no self-worth! Yous NAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAY. LOL

picking up men , when you should be working...tsk tsk tsk
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Darelle:

Welcome to McDonald's can i take you're order?

Customer: "Can I have Big Mac Meal, large fries, large coke and some ketchup"

Darelle:"Anything else"?

Customer: "No, that will be all.

Darelle: "I'm young and hung"

Customer: "I will give you my card"


WTF Darelle, have you got no self-worth! Yous NAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAY. LOL

picking up men , when you should be working...tsk tsk tsk

Oh, please!

I asked them their age and they asked mine. I said 19 :blush and then when the window close I said I was young and hung. I didn't think he would hear me.

He's 20 anyway!

I grown!
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 06:26 PM Post #363
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I don't care of you're 30 or 15! That just naaaaaaaaaaasty, gurl! why would you say something like that, if you did'nt mean for them to hear?

you best wear something when you decide to pimp yourself out-i mean- get together with him. Will you be wearing your uniform during...youknowhat?
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Noname Jul 21 2008, 06:28 PM Post #364
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There will be no sex!

Lord, is there the first place your mind goes?? Can I not have gay friends, I ask you?
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Auntie Maine Jul 21 2008, 06:30 PM Post #365
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Afternoon.You make friends by saying you are young and hung? :purleeze
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I was watching American Pie Present Band Camp and I just repeated that quote, one of my favorites.

He heard.
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 06:32 PM Post #367
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Lord, is there the first place your mind goes??


it does when you whore yourself out.

Oh.....

Is that how you make friends?

You tell a complete stranger that you are in posession of a big member and young. The stranger gives you his card in response.

Come of it, Darelle.

That is the biggest crock of shit I've heard all day. And I watched "Tyra",today. so go figure
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Anyhoo, I have to take a phone call also. Don't who this be.
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 06:33 PM Post #369
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One of your customers
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Noname Jul 21 2008, 06:33 PM Post #370
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Lord, is there the first place your mind goes??


it does when you whore yourself out.

Oh.....

Is that how you make friends?

You tell a complete stranger that you are in posession of a big member and young. The stranger gives you his card in response.

Come of it, Darelle.

That is the biggest crock of shit I've heard all day. And I watched "Tyra",today. so go figure

:ha

LOL! I did not whore myself out. I doubt I'll even call him.
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One of your customers

:alien

I think I am sitting next to a gay guy. He goes to my school... well use to. I didn't know he was gay.
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 06:34 PM Post #372
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Whatever. some of these stories come out so fantastical.

I'm tired and in a foul mood. i best log off before I start getting Nastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Auntie Maine Jul 21 2008, 06:35 PM Post #373
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You took the card.Tramp. :;
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Noname Jul 21 2008, 06:35 PM Post #374
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Well, if the Garden taught me anything.... :;
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 06:36 PM Post #375
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I think I am sitting next to a gay guy. He goes to my school... well use to. I didn't know he was gay.


tell him you're young and hung, and work at McDonalds. That way, he can have some dick and fries as well.


make him pay, though! :ha
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LOL!

I thought he was gay!

I didn't know it though!
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the gay dar strikes again!
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Well, if the Garden taught me anything....


....it's to tell the weirdest stories that baffle the mind!
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Auntie Maine Jul 21 2008, 06:38 PM Post #379
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Hi Rodney.Why in a foul mood sweetie?
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 06:40 PM Post #380
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I don't know. It's really bad weather here. And I had a nice chat with a friend. I logged on to the Garden, read that post. And for some reason, opened the floodgates to all things I find annoying. Nobody's fault. guess, it's just a bit of frustration. got a very short fuse.
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