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Spam w' Suzanne 272 ~ Slave to the rhythm of spam
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Denovissimus Jul 2 2008, 06:30 PM Post #121
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Doing something I normally wouldn't do because I had a penis?

We do the things we do because of our penis! :cock
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Julesy Jul 2 2008, 06:37 PM Post #122
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lol

true.

what guys wont do to get off

personally I can hold it back sometimes. my horniness
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Taman Jul 2 2008, 06:39 PM Post #123
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We do the things we do because of our penis!


Animal quality.

Just saw a doggy documentary. Golden retriever bitch got some and the male was all hyper :alien
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Julesy Jul 2 2008, 06:41 PM Post #124
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lol thats not the only species that gets all hyper.

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Taman Jul 2 2008, 06:44 PM Post #125
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But after the male retriever had gotten some from the bitch and they were joined (like they are), he kept licking the bitches cheek and ear all gentle. So he was much more considerate than some male humans :; Not that I want anyone licking my ear after, I really just want to sleep. LOL :alien
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Julesy Jul 2 2008, 06:45 PM Post #126
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:chuckle

they are nice afterward to ensure that they will get more later.
probably
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Taman Jul 2 2008, 06:46 PM Post #127
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He should be licking his owner then, not the bitch. Because they control the mighty scissor action :;
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Julesy Jul 2 2008, 06:48 PM Post #128
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ha!
scissoring!

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Taman Jul 2 2008, 06:55 PM Post #129
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I always roll my eyes when blokes refuse to have their male dogs castrated. Like it was their stuff being nipped :alien But then it's alright to cut bitches even though it's much more dangerous and a bigger operation spam
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damn I gotta combo spam!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 2 2008, 07:50 PM Post #131
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do women's vagina's itch when they are horny spam?

nope, you feel a tingling, a very strong tingling, but not itching
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how do women know they are horny then spam?

your vagina feels like it is on fire, but not a burning, just this extremely strong tingling and desire, it starts in the vagina and shoots up through your whole body. Sometimes it is so intense you feel like you cant control yourself, you have to have dick in you right that second
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I can imagine the vagina lips cry out "feed me" like the plant in little shop of horrors!

Well I'm sure Michele's does at least!

haha! One of the times when Miguel was over and we were fooling around on the couch, not the last time I saw him but the time before last, which was also the first time he saw and touched my choucha, I moved my labias and made a voice "I need miguel's pinga" it was funny!
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Jul 2 2008, 06:14 PM
yes

Penis with foreskin has more sensation for the man, doubt it makes a difference for the woman though

it doesnt. Darwin has foreskin. I couldnt feel the difference
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I don't understand this cutting business at all. Okay uncut is more ugly but cut is not exactly a bukee of flowers either spam

uncut is so fug. It repulses me to look at it. But I guess if all the men in the states were uncut, I would be used to it and it wouldnt bother me so much. But since the majority of men we come across over here are cut, it is just weird.

I have been with several forgein men too and so far all of them have been cut except for Darwin. I was really surprised that Miguel was cut. I guess they are more into cleanliness in Guatemala. But all my turkish men are cut as well. But I think that is a muslim thing. They are obsessed with cleanliness
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lol
I agree. I mean they say for cleanliness purposes but whats so hard about taking a shower and pulling back the foreskin?

isnt when an uncut is hard it looks like a cut one?

no, the foreskin doesnt pull back on its own from being hard, it only pulls back and forth during intercourse. With a hardon, the top may peek out a bit more but it is still not pulled back
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I can imagine the vagina lips cry out "feed me" like the plant in little shop of horrors!

Well I'm sure Michele's does at least!

haha! One of the times when Miguel was over and we were fooling around on the couch, not the last time I saw him but the time before last, which was also the first time he saw and touched my choucha, I moved my labias and made a voice "I need miguel's pinga" it was funny!

That is fucking frightful! :huh
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 2 2008, 08:17 PM Post #138
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it was silly fun! I was joking around!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 2 2008, 08:18 PM Post #139
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watching sasha clean herself spam
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it cracks me up how meticulous she is with it spam
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