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Julien's Juice 382 ~ Cocktail of Intrigue
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 3 2008, 03:30 PM Post #341
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whoo-hoo! I am making mad commission today! I have a body wrap, a facial, and now some guy just called, wants me to wax his back today. He came in before to get his eyebrows done. And no jules, he isnt gay, but extremely hairy. his eyebrows were some of the biggest, bushiest ones I have ever seen!
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I forsee you witnessing alot of alcohol poisoning victims



Self included :;
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 03:32 PM Post #343
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lol drink lotsa water in between.
do they have j johns or outhouses?
or real bathrooms?


lol I dont blame some sasquatches who long to look human Michele.
:toot
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 03:34 PM Post #344
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Where has Sheila been?
Havent seen her post in a bit
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do they have j johns or outhouses?



I reckon they have all of those. They are usually pretty icky though. Especially if males and females use the same toilets. Men can't pee in the hole.
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 03:37 PM Post #346
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or someone drops a duece in there.

the ones here have a toilet and on the side a lil place for men to stand and pee.
:faint
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Taman Jul 3 2008, 03:39 PM Post #347
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Yeah, and let's not forget the vomit either :faint
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 03:42 PM Post #348
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:barf

I open the door to them then if they are dicksgusting I go to another.
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Taman Jul 3 2008, 03:46 PM Post #349
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Usually you just have to choose the least disgusting because most of them are :faint Oh well, this is often the case in regular bars as well. You stop breathing and registering the sight for about few minutes and get the hell out.
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 03:48 PM Post #350
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I fucking HATE when you go out anywhere and some asshole doesnt flush the toilet.
Dude, theres a fucking floating log in there! How fucking gross are you? How much in a hurry are you?
You dont even have to touch the handle. Just use your foot.

Some people in this world.
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:rocks Exactly.

We drove to a another office today and fixed their printing issue. I usually never get to go so it was nice to see people.

And Friday tomorrow! Wohey :blisss
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 3 2008, 03:54 PM Post #352
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i hate it when women squat over the toliet and then end up spraying all over the seat. Fucking sit your ass down on the toliet, or if you really dont want to, at least fucking wipe the seat off before you leave!!! Argggghhh that aggravates me to no end! It is the sprayers that make toliet seats unsanitary to sit on! You pick up more bacteria touching a door knob than sitting on a toliet seat
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People are disgusting, and I hate when I have no choice but to add to the mess
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 03:57 PM Post #354
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Agreed on the squatters. sick bitches. Its like they purposely rotate on top to get it as much on the seat as possible.

:alien
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 04:01 PM Post #355
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Jesse is thier really an unwritten guy rule to not check out the guy standing next to you at the pisser wanger or you get your ass kicked?

Ive been told that rule by a few guys
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It is an unwritten rule, which may or may not be followed by an ass beating if you break it, but its soooo easy to see a guy's dick when its pulled out pissing anyway, I've seen thousands in my time standing at the urinals without dividers! :cheer
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Trying to decide if I should go to the gym or not
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 04:07 PM Post #358
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lol lucky you.
they say you can only look straight ahead.
I kinda agree cause I wouldnt want some strange chick staring at my cooter or bewbies if it could be avoided.
Mind ya binness!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 3 2008, 04:09 PM Post #359
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Agreed on the squatters. sick bitches. Its like they purposely rotate on top to get it as much on the seat as possible.

:alien

I know! At work the other day I went into a stall and I didnt look at the seat first and I was ABOUT to sit on it when I noticed at the corner of my eye that there was some spray on it so I stood back up and looked and the ENTIRE seat was covered with piss. The WHOLE seat! Was that from one woman, and if so, how do you spray that fucking much? Or was it multiple women, each adding on top of the other one? Sick bitches! I just grab a huge wad of toliet paper and wipe it down. Someone had to do it! But it shouldnt have to be me since I dont squat!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 3 2008, 04:10 PM Post #360
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so my body wrap lady is 10 minutes late. Watch this bitch not show up. It would have been my biggest commission of the day, and I have it all set up!
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