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Celebrity, Media, Whores 6; Let the bitching continue...
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Rodney Jul 8 2008, 06:42 PM Post #161
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I'm so happy! this is joyous news. I'm gonna start sending him scented letters and visit his house.
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Denovissimus Jul 8 2008, 07:59 PM Post #162
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Sacha Baron Cohen's tentatively titled movie,"Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt" isn't out until next year and this shit is already getting tons of free publicity. Yesterday, I posted about how Sacha duped a former Mossad agent and a Palestinian smartie into debating the differences between Hamas and hummus. Well, Bruno has also tricked a bunch of rednecks from Arkansas.

Sacha and his pranksters put out a Craigslist ad and a flyer promising dollar beer, sexy chicks and cage fighting. Shit, I'm sold.

The producer's held two events, one in Texarkana and the other in Fort Smith. The Forth Smith show drew around 1500 rednecks who had to sign releases. They were told they were being filmed for TV. You might be a redneck if you sign a release just so you can have $1 dollar. They were also told that no cameras or cell phones were allowed. HA! Like they have cell phones!

The good times quickly ended when the two cage fighters stripped down to their panties and started kissing. Rednecks don't like no homersexuals! The Smoking Gun reports that the crowd started throwing chairs and beer at the stage. You know you've pissed off a redneck when he parts with his beer!


:ha :ha :ha
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Julesy Jul 8 2008, 08:10 PM Post #163
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Michael Vick is claiming that his ass is BROKE!

Vick, who's currently serving a karma-endorsed 23-month sentence in the Federal pen, filed for Chapter 11 in U.S. Bankruptcy Court Monday. In the papers, he says he owes between $10 and $50 million to creditors.

In the docs, the convicted animal abuser says he hopes he can "rebuild his life on a personal and spiritual level, resurrect his image as a public figure, and resolve matters with the NFL such that he can resume his career."



Good! serves you right asshole.

Now that Im a dog owner, this upsets me. I cant picture my baby girl enduring crap like that.
She maybe spoiled, tearing up the yard and digging wherever, but she can. Its her property as much as ours. We brought her here. Shes like one of us
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Denovissimus Jul 8 2008, 08:21 PM Post #164
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hope he got doggie ass fucked in prison!
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Julesy Jul 8 2008, 08:27 PM Post #165
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prison assed fucked!
NO LUBE! :rocks
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 9 2008, 04:03 AM Post #166
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Michael Vick is claiming that his ass is BROKE!

Vick, who's currently serving a karma-endorsed 23-month sentence in the Federal pen, filed for Chapter 11 in U.S. Bankruptcy Court Monday. In the papers, he says he owes between $10 and $50 million to creditors.

In the docs, the convicted animal abuser says he hopes he can "rebuild his life on a personal and spiritual level, resurrect his image as a public figure, and resolve matters with the NFL such that he can resume his career."



Good! serves you right asshole.

Now that Im a dog owner, this upsets me. I cant picture my baby girl enduring crap like that.
She maybe spoiled, tearing up the yard and digging wherever, but she can. Its her property as much as ours. We brought her here. Shes like one of us

I cannot imagine that the NFL will EVER give him his job back. Seriously, if they do I may need to boycott football.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 9 2008, 12:50 PM Post #167
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Jules didnt Angelina have her babies last week? How come we have not heard anything about them? Does the media not care this time around?


Nicole Kidman and Mathew Mac both had their babies on monday. Nicole named her daughter Sunday (dumb ass name) and Mathew's son is yet unnamed
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Taman Jul 9 2008, 01:32 PM Post #168
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You know you've pissed off a redneck when he parts with his beer!



I just :rocks him
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Julesy Jul 9 2008, 01:51 PM Post #169
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I dunno about Jolie Pitt babies. Havent heard anything.
I bet Gwen Stefani is ready to pop hers out too!

They were pregnant at the same time 2 years ago?
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Rodney Jul 9 2008, 01:54 PM Post #170
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Saw Stefanie sitting In Roger Federer's box during the Wiombledon final. her hubbie was all fired up and she looked MAJORLY pissed off. As if to say: "I thought this muthafucking match was going to take two hours...we've been sitting here for almost six!...How can you do that to a pregnant lady!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 9 2008, 02:07 PM Post #171
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I dunno about Jolie Pitt babies. Havent heard anything.
I bet Gwen Stefani is ready to pop hers out too!

They were pregnant at the same time 2 years ago?

yea I think they were born a day apart! But didnt last week they say that Angelina was in the hospital about to give birth?
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Rodney Jul 9 2008, 02:19 PM Post #172
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I dunno...I could'nt make it to France last week and Brad is not picking up his phone. I'll try again later
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Julesy Jul 9 2008, 02:26 PM Post #173
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Now that superstar actor Matthew McConaughey and longtime girlfriend Camila Alves have welcomed their first child into the world, they are revealing exclusively to OK! their son's name — Levi Alves McConaughey.

Explaining how they came up with the name for their baby boy, Matthew tells OK!, "Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person.

"Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'"

Baby Levi's middle name is taken directly from his mother Camila's last name. "We wanted to incorporate her family name," explains the proud new father.

To all the well-wishers and fans, Matthew and Camila have also released the following statement:

"We welcome Levi Alves McConaughey into this wonderful life and look forward to living in it with him. In the mean time and all times, just keep livin'."


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Rodney Jul 9 2008, 02:41 PM Post #174
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The baby is amessenger from God. Sent to earth to defeat the "One"......The Scary Cruise-kid
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Julesy Jul 9 2008, 02:42 PM Post #175
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lol
I never would have guessed Matthew to be so versed in the bible :priest
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I would never have guessed he was a "superstar" :ha
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"The Forth Smith show drew around 1500 rednecks who had to sign releases. They were told they were being filmed for TV. You might be a redneck if you sign a release just so you can have $1 dollar. They were also told that no cameras or cell phones were allowed. HA! Like they have cell phones!

The good times quickly ended when the two cage fighters stripped down to their panties and started kissing. Rednecks don't like no homersexuals! The Smoking Gun reports that the crowd started throwing chairs and beer at the stage. You know you've pissed off a redneck when he parts with his beer!"


Fort Smith is my hometown!!!! :shock Now you should all understand why I hate it so much and live in Maine.We call it Fort Shit or Mortville.The armpit of Arkansas.
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Julesy Jul 9 2008, 03:36 PM Post #178
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I dont get it. Was it a fight or what?
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"Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'"



Christ! And I bought 7 bags, so I shall name Thee Shopping Bag Magh..honey
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it was a joke thing from the same guy that did Borat.
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