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Celebrity, Media, Whores 6; Let the bitching continue...
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 8 2008, 01:33 PM Post #121
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I think I was euro in my last life though which country I was from, I am not sure
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Rodney Jul 8 2008, 02:05 PM Post #122
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You were definately a Belgian :;

How do the Finns view the Swedes? A Finnish friend of mine(she actually smiles and is capable of facial expression) calls them "stupid homo's" all the time.

Now, being gay...i could get very offended but, I'm far worse when it comes to poltical correctness. :;

And your language? Finnish apparently has many similarities with Hungarian?

You Finns have always been a bit different from the Scandi-countries. i don't weven consider Finland as a part of scandinavia. When i think of scandinavia, i think of very happy people who like Abba :barf
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 8 2008, 02:22 PM Post #123
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yea that is what they say, that finland can only be considered scandanavian due to geographic location and nothing else. Otherwise they are completely different from norway, sweden and denmark.
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back to celebrities.

and YES MUPPETS ARE CELEBRITIES. At least to me they are.

1. Cookie Monster. Jim Henson drew some monsters eating various snacks for a General Foods commercial in 1966. The commercial was never used, but Henson recycled one of the monsters (the “Wheel-Stealer”) for an IBM training video in 1967 and again for a Fritos commercial in 1969. By this time, he started working on Sesame Street and decided this monster would have a home there.

2. Elmo. The way it’s described by a Sesame Street writer, apparently this extra red puppet was just lying around. People would pick him up and try to do something with him, but nothing really panned out. In 1984, puppeteer Kevin Clash picked up the red puppet and started doing the voice and the personality and it clicked – thus, Elmo was born.

3. Telly Monster was originally the Television Monster when he debuted in 1979. He was obsessed with T.V. and his eves would whirl around as if hypnotized whenever he was in front of a set. After a while, producers started worrying about his influence on youngsters, so they changed him to make him the chronic worrier he is now.

4. Count von Count made his first appearance in 1972 and was made out of an Anything Muppet pattern – a blank Muppet head that could have features added to it to make various characters. He used to be more sinister – he was able to hypnotize and stun people and he laughed in typical scary-villain-type fashion after completing a count of something and thunder and lightning would occur. He was quickly made more appealing to little kids, though. He is apparently quite the ladies’ man – he has been linked to Countess von Backward, who loves to count backward; Countess Dahling von Dahling and Lady Two.

5. Kermit was “born” in 1955 and first showed up on Sam and Friends, a five-minute puppet show by Jim Henson. The first Kermit was made out of Henson’s mom’s coat and some ping pong balls. At the time, he was more lizard-like than frog-like. By the time he showed up on Sesame Street in 1969, though, he had made the transition to frog. There are rumors that he got the name Kermit from a childhood friend of Henson’s or a puppeteer from the early days of the Muppets, but Henson always refuted both of those rumors.

6. Real Swedish Chef Lars “Kuprik” Bäckman claims he was the inspiration for the Swedish Chef. He was on Good Morning America, he says, and caught Jim Henson’s eye. Henson supposedly bought the rights to the Good Morning America recording and created the Swedish Chef (who DOES have a real name, but it’s not understandable). One of the Muppet writers, Jerry Juhl, says that in all of the years of working with Jim Henson on the Swedish Chef, he never heard that the character was based on a real person.

7. Animal - Everyone’s favorite member of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem may have been inspired by Keith Moon of The Who. This is speculation, but people who support this theory will point out that Jim Henson named one of the Fraggle Rock characters “Wembley”, which is the town Moon was born in.

8. Miss Piggy is apparently from Iowa. Makes sense. Anyway, she started as a minor character on The Muppet Show, but anyone who knows Miss Piggy can see that she wouldn’t settle for anything “minor”. Her first T.V. appearance was actually on an Herb Alpert special. It wasn’t until 1976, when The Muppet Show premiered, that she became the glamorous blonde with a penchant for frog that we know and love today. Frank Oz once said that Miss Piggy grew up in Iowa; her dad died when she was young and her mother was mean. She had to enter beauty contests to make money.

9. Rowlf the dog, surprise, surprise, was first made in 1962 for a series of Purina Dog Chow commercials. He went on to claim fame as Jimmy Dean’s sidekick on The Jimmy Dean Show and was on every single episode from 1963 to 1966. Jimmy Dean said Rowlf got about 2,000 letters from fans every week. He was considered for Sesame Street but ended up becoming a regular on The Muppet Show in 1976.

10. Oscar the Grouch is performed by the same guy who does Big Bird, Carroll Spinney. Spinney said he based Oscar’s cranky voice on a particular NYC cab driver he once had the pleasure of riding with. He was originally an alarming shade of orange. In Pakistan, his name is Akhtar and he lives in an oil barrel. In Turkey, he is Kirpik and lives in a basket. And in Israel, it’s not Oscar at all – it’s his cousin, Moishe Oofnik, who lives in an old car.


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You Finns have always been a bit different from the Scandi-countries. i don't weven consider Finland as a part of scandinavia. When i think of scandinavia, i think of very happy people who like Abba


LOL! I don't actually think that we are sooo different. I mean the suicide rates in Sweden are propably worse than in Finland... only that before they shoot themselves, they listen to Abba. Which explains the rates I guess :;

But yeah our language and the fact that we were tied to Russia for so long certainly makes us different. But this is the case with Estonia as well. But they are more eastern than us.

And yes we call all Swedish males fags. :;
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Love the Piggy
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Count is a p-i-m-p!
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Rodney Jul 8 2008, 03:16 PM Post #128
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he looks greasy enough
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Julesy Jul 8 2008, 03:42 PM Post #129
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[size=14]LMAO![/size]
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I didn't know Mischa Barton was the new face for Tyrone panties! I don't even know what Tyrone panties is!

A loverly reader named Zaira was doing her weekly grocery shopping at the 99 Cent Store (I'm joking!) when she came upon Mischa's newest ad campaign. Here's what Zaira wrote:

On my way to work I pass a 99 cents store every day, and I go in often because I’m ghetto and will buy bootleg Windex and brooms. So I’m going through the aisle and I see that this store sells everything, the kitchen sink, your moms, and panties. Below is the picture of the panties they are selling. I’m pretty sure Mischa Barton doesn’t want you to know she’s hawking 99 cent store panties.

Hey, at least they were nice enough to airbrush her cotty cheese. You know Mischa agreed to shit. She did it in exchange for a half-smoked joint.



I bet Michele cloaks her cooter in Tyrone panties! :ha


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dbEn8pPuKk
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Hating the Barton...lol

It least the model can apply for lookalike competitions now
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Julesy Jul 8 2008, 04:14 PM Post #131
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lol Mischas head is SOOO photoshopped on there its ridickulous! :ha

which makes it more funny! :clap
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Who's body has she hijacked! That hijacking bitch! :tapping
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Isn't that your body, Anne? great legs
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Julesy Jul 8 2008, 05:05 PM Post #134
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*wolf whistles*
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LOL! I am more hairy and have 7 nipples :ha
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When you give birth, you'll deliver a litter of mini-Annés
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:ha
a litter of Annies?
thats one of the signs of the Apocolypse! I read it in the Bible! :priest
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:evil You know it!
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :priest
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*douses myself in my grandpas HOLY WATER safety containers and shrouds myself with crosses made from Palm Sunday with a rosary around my neck and a bible in my hand* :priest
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