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Celebrity, Media, Whores 6; Let the bitching continue...
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 01:38 AM Post #81
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Hes old news in every sense.

I bet shes thinking "NEXT!"
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Denovissimus Jul 3 2008, 04:37 AM Post #82
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I hate BAG, but I'd fuck him.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 3 2008, 12:35 PM Post #83
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I would fuck Meghan Fox too actually. I would even fuck them together, be in a 3some with them!
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 01:52 PM Post #84
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same here but Id kick out BAG
:ha :ha
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Julesy Jul 3 2008, 07:21 PM Post #85
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[size=7]I had to post these and the comments just for Rodney[/size].

Amy Winehouse hijacks a stranger’s car in London. Naturally





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if she jumped in my car i'd drive to the wilderness and let her go. she deserves to be free

send this girl to the olympics. amy's going gold in 08.

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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 3 2008, 10:12 PM Post #86
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can someone tell me how the hell she is able to keep her head up with that 20 pounds of hair on her head?
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Taman Jul 4 2008, 09:36 AM Post #87
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I'd run her over and end her misery :shrug
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Rodney Jul 4 2008, 11:26 AM Post #88
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Lol @ anne

Hmmm guess that whole lung ephysema thing seems to be clearing up.
She's got good stride length. Needs to work on her upperbody form. Good arm-action. Given the right amount of drugs, Amy could be a great marathon-runner.

Wonder what she had to ask those people? Directions?
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There are no plans for a rumoured big-screen version of Friends, film studio Warner Bros has told the BBC.

Since the success of the Sex and the City movie, there has been constant speculation that the US sitcom's six stars had agreed to their own film.

One UK press report even suggested that the first scenes would be shot within the next 18 months.

However, Warner Bros' director of publicity in the UK, Jayne Trotman, said there was "no truth in the story".

Ever since the quipping sextet - Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox Arquette, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc - parted ways four years ago there have been rumours of a reunion.

'Right circumstances'

Earlier this week, an unnamed source was quoted as saying: "Jennifer, Courtney and the rest of cast are keen to reprise their roles, under the right circumstances.

"The success of Sex and the City has really got their wheels spinning about how a Friends film could be just as big, if done right."

But Cox Arquette's publicist, John Fogelman, told the BBC he did not know of any plans for a film.

Matthew Perry's spokesperson, Lisa Kasteler, added: "Nothing is happening in this regard, so the rumour is false."

The final episode of Friends drew a US audience of 52.5m, while 8.6m viewers watched it in the UK.

The movie version of Sex and the City took $55.7m (£28.3m) in its opening weekend at the US box office - a record for an R-rated comedy.
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Noname Jul 5 2008, 08:31 PM Post #90
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GOD DO I HATE FRIENDS!

It's not even that funny! Not funny at all really.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 5 2008, 09:14 PM Post #91
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I am with you Darrelle :highfive I mean the show was okay, wouldnt say that it was a bad show, but it wasnt as great as it was made out to be, at least not in my opinion
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Jane Jul 6 2008, 01:18 PM Post #92
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It was ok at first but went on for too long. And when the so called friends all started relationships with each other it showed how it was no longer the show it started out as.
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Julesy Jul 6 2008, 09:49 PM Post #93
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Sony Pictures Entertainment has picked up Roland Emmerich's apocalyptic spec script "2012." The budget is rumored to be close to $200 million and already has John Cusack and Amanda Peet cast in lead roles.
The story blends the idea of the Mayan calendar, which predicts the world ending in 2012, with natural disasters such as volcanic eruptions, typhoons and glaciers plaguing the planet and a large cast of characters dealing with the mayhem.


Things get rolling in the near(er) future of 2009, as an American scientist named PROFESSOR WEST rushes to a research facility in India, where a colleague named SATNAM has made a mysterious but alarming discovery: it seems that there have been usually severe storms on the surface of the sun, which are having a grave effect on earth. Professor West contacts his friend ADRIAN HELMSLEY, a young scientific advisor to the president, and informs him of the ominous developments. Helmsley attempts to brief U.S. PRESIDENT WILSON on Satnam’s findings, but is stopped by pompous White House chief of staff ANHEUSER, who has it out for Helmsley.

From here, things move forward to 2010. By this time President Wilson is aware of what is happening, and calls a private meeting with seven other prominent world leaders at the G8 summit in Spain. What he has to tell them is that the world’s top scientists have confirmed that the world will soon come to an end.

Finally we reach the titular year 2012. By now, signs of impending doom have been steadily accumulating. The west coast is beset with so-called “mini quakes,” and fissures randomly appear in the earth.
We are introduced to JACKSON CURTIS, chauffer and aspiring novelist, who is rushing to pick up his two young children LILLY and NOAH from ex-wife KATE’S house in Los Angeles so he can take them on a camping trip in Yellowstone National Park.
Jackson and the kids arrive at Yellowstone to discover that the military and teams of government scientists, led by Adrian Helmsley, have taken over sections of the park for reasons they cannot fully reveal.

Jackson also encounters crackpot radio host CHARLIE FROST, who believes that all signs point to a major catastrophic event beginning in California, spreading to Yellowstone, and eventually destroying the whole world. Jackson is understandably dubious, but back in Los Angeles the previously small fissures become massive, yawning cracks in the earth.

Our motley but determined band of protagonists once again narrowly escapes impending death, this time armed with details about the Arks and a map to their location. What follows is a race against time, earthquakes, dust clouds, and tsunamis as the various groups of characters make their ways across the globe.



Id see it. But then again I saw Armegeddon, Deep Impact, Day After Tomorrow, Soylent Green and so on.

I ike to scare myself
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It will suck like all of Roland Emmerich's movies do, but it will look good.
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Julesy Jul 7 2008, 05:11 PM Post #95
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[size=14] Scoop about what its like to have sex with Mini Me[/size]

get ready for the lol's!!!

on sexual positions:
"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!"

These are some non-creative bitches! They could've gotten a baby trapeze for Mini-Me to swing on. That way he could hit it from the back.

on Mini-Me's mini-me:

"It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big."

Um....couldn't he just put the condom over his entire body? FUCK! This bitch is so stupid! Oh and she's totally going to have Mini-Me babies now.

on Mini-Me's sexual appetite (cover your eyes):

"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over. But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

Do you think he has mini jizz loads too?

on almost drowning Mini-Me:

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!'

:alien :ha :barf
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:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha
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Julesy Jul 7 2008, 05:42 PM Post #97
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"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him. Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!'


that made me laugh my ass off.
I know its mean but...yeah I did
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Julesy Jul 7 2008, 09:01 PM Post #98
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[size=7]COLINS CHICA BUYS PREGGO TEST[/size]

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July 6, 2008 is a day Colin Farrell won't soon forget.

The Irish actor was spotted with his latest squeeze, English novelist Emma Forrest, sneakily purchasing an EPT Pregnancy Test at a Hollywood Rite-Aid pharmacy. Rite-Aid's slogan on the $15.14 receipt says it all:

"With us, it's personal."

Colin and Emma then headed over to the Chateau Marmont to meet up with friends. Did the two have some "news" to share with their pals?

Later in the day, Colin's mind was clearly pre-occupied. While driving through Los Angeles, Colin dinged his Ford Bronco into the taillight of a parked Oldsmobile Alero. No worries, Farrell-lovers. The (now) responsible lad left a note on the windshield:

"Owner of ---- ---------- did a bad thing! Deepest apologies. Of course my insurance will cover it. Mobile phone number 310-***-****. Again, regrets. Colin Farrell"

Kinda a crummy way to get an autograph!

Police officers later came and spoke with a resident who lives near the site of the minor accident.


theres pics but too lazy to post
Just picture a skinny hobo with a beard dragging a lady in red heels along
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It will suck like all of Roland Emmerich's movies do, but it will look good.

who the hell is he? never heard of it. The movie sounds lame as all hell
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My Colin is so considerate! :lovah

Another cum guzzling WHORE poking holes in condoms! :jesse
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