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Celebrity, Media, Whores 6; Let the bitching continue...
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Auntie Maine Jun 28 2008, 04:23 PM Post #21
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:huh Me still lost.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 28 2008, 04:26 PM Post #22
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claims the sex tape he made with a former girlfriend, which he never intended to become public, was stolen from his home some months ago.


There seems to be a league that keeps stealing celebrity sex tapes. :; :chuckle

Dan, this is from Anne's post on the last page. This is what Alondria is talking about

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Auntie Maine Jun 28 2008, 05:02 PM Post #23
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Gotcha.
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Julesy Jun 28 2008, 06:19 PM Post #24
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Im still waiting on a Jolie Pitt sex tape.
I would buy a dvd and not just watch it online for free. :lovah
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Julesy Jun 28 2008, 08:24 PM Post #25
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Go see WANTED

*that is all*
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Auntie Maine Jun 28 2008, 09:41 PM Post #26
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So last week Kanye made headlines for showing up almost two hours late for his Bonnaroo gig--and consequently getting Bonna-booed by angry audience members. And this week, Kanye is making headlines for doing what every tough, fiery-tempered rapper does when dissed...um, he's blogging. And he's typing almost entirely in ALL CAPS! Ooh, watch out!

Yes, Kanye is mad, and he's not going to take it anymore."This Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been...this is the maddest I ever will be," he spewed this weekon his official website, kanyeuniversity.com.

(Hmmmm. You'd think he would have been more offended/mad about his mother Donda's botched/fatal surgery, or when he was completely shut out at last year's VMAs, or when Evel Knievel sued him, or when his engagement was called off, or when he went on that Hurricane Katrina telethon and made those anti-Bush comments, one when that woman beat him with a shovel in his bizarre "Flashing Lights" music video, etc...but hey, everyone has their own breaking point, we suppose. Anyway, after this grammatically and typographically correct opening statement, Kanye apparently hit the capslock button on his Macbook Air and went positively ballistic. And we quote (FYI, all caplocked expletives have been excised for easily offended readers' protection, not to mention to save space...although Kanye's spelling errors have been left totally intact, just for personality's sake):

"NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A LIGHT SHOW, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN'T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THAT POINT WE'RE RACING AGAINST THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT 4:20AM DON COMES BACK 2 THE BUS AND TELLS ME, "IT WOULD TAKE 45 MORE MINUTES TO PUT ALL YOUR PYRO IN!" I SAY I HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."

But wait, there's more! This is regarding all the liquid on the Bonnaroo stage, the residue of angry concertgoers' beer-tossing protests:

"I STEPPED ON THE FRONT PART OF MY STAGE AND THERE WAS SO MUCH LIQUID ON THE STAGE I COULDN'T MOVE WITHOUT SLIPPING. I HAD TO ADJUST MY WHOLE PERFORMANCE STYLE BECAUSE OF IT. A FEW MORE SONGS IN AND THE SONG WAS ON IT'S WAY UP.. I CUT A FEW SONGS FROM THE SET BECAUSE I WANTED PEOPLE 2 EXPERIENCE STRONGER WHILE THERE WAS STILL SOME DARKNESS TO PERFORM IT IN. I'VE STRUGGLED WITH STRONGER FROM IT'S CONCEPTION. REMEMBER LAST SUMMER WHEN I CANCELED SOME TV APPEARANCES. IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO PERFORM STRONGER IN THE DAYTIME. ANYONE WHO CAME TO THE GLOW TOUR CAN UNDERSTAND WHY I WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE IT PROPERLY. IT BROKE MY HEART THAT I COULDN'T GIVE THESE FANS STRONGER IN IT'S GREATEST FORM... BY THE TIME I GOT TO STRONGER IT WAS DAYTIME AND IT BROKE MY HEART. I'M SORRY TO EVERYONE THAT I DIDN'T HAVE THE ABILITY 2 GIVE THE PERFORMANCE I WANTED TO. I'M SORRY... SOMETIMES I GO 2, 3 DAYS W/O SLEEP WORKING ON MY PERFORMANCE... I HAVE TO ICE MY KNEES AFTER EVERY SHOW AND THEY HURT WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE AIRPORT... HAVING AN EXPENSIVE STAGE CUTS MY PAYDAY IN HALF... CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL!!!

Allrighty, then. Kanye has spoken. Let's hope getting all that off his puffed-up chest helped with his anger management. (Hopefully his two wins at this week's BET Awards helped, too.) And let's hope that things go more smoothly for everyone involved when Kanye graces the (hopefully liquid-free) Lollapalooza and the Virgin Mobile Festival stages in August.
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Julesy Jun 28 2008, 09:44 PM Post #27
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I read that earlier.
:michele Kanye

too bad your mother isnt around so you can go cry to her cause no one else gives a shit
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Auntie Maine Jun 28 2008, 09:47 PM Post #28
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Her surgeon was arrest for DUI yesterday :shock
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Julesy Jun 28 2008, 09:53 PM Post #29
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lol I read that too.

How sad to lose your life over a stupid cosmetic surgery.
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Auntie Maine Jun 28 2008, 09:54 PM Post #30
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Cosmetic surgery :alondria :michele
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Rodney Jun 28 2008, 10:03 PM Post #31
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I don't like it when people alter their characteristics. Like completely re-shape a nose or something. i mean, it's so distinctive and it's so you!

But, I don't mind people having a little nip and tuck to do some ..."repair"works.
Like, if you have a car for a long time, you get it serviced and give it a new lick of paint every now and then to make it look it's best, right?
same with a body, i say....as long as you stay away from the Joan Rivers-look...yuck
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 29 2008, 12:44 AM Post #32
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I think Kayne's entire next album is gonna be all about dissing Bonnadoo or whatever the festival was called
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Taman Jun 29 2008, 09:40 AM Post #33
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How sad to lose your life over a stupid cosmetic surgery.


I know, dreadful. However if we forget rich people getting duck lips... cosmetic surgery can do a lot of good too. Say accidents and whatnot. I have nothing against small operations either.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 29 2008, 01:04 PM Post #34
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here is a funny Mad Tv clip featuring George Carlin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqVVENiY2c
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Julesy Jun 29 2008, 01:08 PM Post #35
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Jesus we watcjed the SNL from the 70s with Carlin last night and we were like... :alien

This shit aint funny!
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really? I thought SNL was kick ass in the 70's?
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Auntie Maine Jun 29 2008, 05:03 PM Post #37
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I watched part of SNL too.
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Julesy Jun 29 2008, 05:41 PM Post #38
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did you think it was funny Dan?

Maybe its 70's humour?

:alien
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Auntie Maine Jun 29 2008, 06:12 PM Post #39
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No not all that funny,but it was the very first episode so they were still rough. :shrug
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Julesy Jun 29 2008, 06:18 PM Post #40
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oh. Gotcha :;

that lady comedian sucked sooo bad.
the skits were shitty
and the band..........never heard of them
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