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Julien's Juice 379 ~This Cool Night Air is Curious
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Julesy Jun 23 2008, 07:21 PM Post #261
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:ha :ha :ha :ha
Rodney always manages to bring the lol's!


I hate cramps but like my bewbies.

I would be a man once a week every month to skip periodville :rocks

Then Id hump hot chicks
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We learned something new in the garden today!

The origin of Fuck and scallops are tranny sluts!
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Julesy Jun 23 2008, 07:23 PM Post #263
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lol

ALondria, did that apply to every person or just to royalty?
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Rodney Jun 23 2008, 07:25 PM Post #264
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ALondria, did that apply to every person or just to royalty?


That would suck
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I think the whole dominion, si?
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Afternoon bitches. :wave
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seafood talk has me wanting seafood
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Noname Jun 23 2008, 07:27 PM Post #268
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What's up, Dan???

How are you this fine summer day?!
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Rodney Jun 23 2008, 07:28 PM Post #269
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Hi American Lovah! :wave

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seafood talk has me wanting seafood


Rub your face in a dirty gurl's cooze to get a whiff of that fishy smell. That'll put you off
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Hola Dan

I found this too Alondria.

which one is real??.


The word fuck comes from colonial times, when someone would be punished for 'prostitution' It was an acronym for the words

'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'

FUCK was written on the stocks that held these criminals because For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was too long to go on the stocks.
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alondria Jun 23 2008, 07:29 PM Post #271
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apparently they are both fakes, read this



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Urban Legends and Folklore Origin of the F-Word

Netlore Archive

Description: Folk etymology Circulating since: The 1960s Status: False Analysis: See below

Variant #1 Email example contributed by T. McInnis, 22 March 2001:

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

Variant #2 From a Usenet posting, 1 November 1990:

The word f*** comes from colonial times, when someone would be punished for 'prostitution' It was an acronym for the words

'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge' F*** was written on the stocks that held these criminals because For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge was too long to go on the stocks.

Variant #3 From a Usenet posting, 12 October 1990:

I always heard that "F.*.*.*." originated in the 1800's in London, when they used to charge prostitutes "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge". So officer got sick and tired of writing those, um, lessee, 26 characters, not including spaces, so it got abbreviated F*** and stuck.

Comments: Having consulted the definitive reference work on this subject (yes, there is such a thing: "The F-Word" by Jesse Sheidlower, published by Random House in 1999), we feel confident in dismissing the above claims as imaginative bunk.

The word f*** did not originate as an acronym. It crept, fully formed, into the English language from Dutch or Low German around the 15th century (it's impossible to say precisely when because so little documentary evidence exists, probably due to the fact that the word was so taboo throughout its early history that people were afraid to write it down). The American Heritage Dictionary says its first known occurrence in English literature was in the satirical poem "Flen, Flyss" (c.1500), where it was not only disguised as a Latin word but encrypted � gxddbov � which has been deciphered as fuccant, pseudo-Latin for "they f***."

According to Sheidlower, the earliest claims in print of supposed acronymic origins for the F-word appeared during the 1960s. An underground newspaper called the East Village Other published this version in 1967:

It's not commonly known that the word "f***" originated as a medical diagnostic notation on the documents of soldiers in the British Imperial Army. When a soldier reported sick and was found to have V.D., the abbreviation F.*.*.*. was stamped on his documents. It was short for "Found Under Carnal Knowledge." Two more variants appeared in a letter published in Playboy magazine in 1970:

My friend claims that the word f*** originated in the 15th Century, when a married couple needed permission from the king to procreate. Hence, Fornication Under Consent of the King. I maintain that it's an acronym of a law term used in the 1500s that referred to rape as Forced Unnatural Carnal Knowledge." Undoubtedly the most famous use of this etymological travesty was as the title of the 1991 Van Halen album, "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge."

Comments: Aside from the Latin "fuccant" as a basis of origin, the most logical variant that I have heard is the following. That even in the relatively crude times of the middle ages, the catholic church along with local governments, following religious doctrine, kept sins of the flesh and crime down with fairly stern punishments (i.e. beatings, hanging, burning, dismemberment).


This practice was only challenged after the first coinciding of the bubonic plague in england in the 1340's. After the conservatively estimated death tole of roughly 30 to 60 percent of the English population, the previously very militaristic King Edward III was faced with a shortage of manpower and with it, food supplies, infrastructure, and (probably most important to the king) public sentiment. Understandingly the list of offenses requiring death were shortened as adding insult to injury was not in the king's favor.


One method proposed to him for alleviating the population scarcity was "fornication under consent of the king" whereby, for a time, the crime of unlawful fornication was stricken from punishment if the person in question was unmarried. It was the hope that the royal decree (basically a scare tactic) would encourage more people to wed and in turn have children. Whether it worked or not is history's guess but as a cynical person I like this theory best.
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Interesting.



"Time to have him put down like a dog in heat!"
:huh What in gay hell does that mean?
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Noname Jun 23 2008, 07:29 PM Post #273
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Maybe both. That's how the US got it from Colonial times and Britian from the King Consent.
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Noname Jun 23 2008, 07:31 PM Post #274
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"Time to have him put down like a dog in heat!"


I heard it on t.v. once.
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looking at the fog.I saw live scallops on the news last night.they were cute opening and closing their shells.Some guy got busted for having an amount way over the limit.
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Julesy Jun 23 2008, 07:32 PM Post #276
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whats the amount?
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Noname Jun 23 2008, 07:32 PM Post #277
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I was just about to say that Jules! There's an amount?
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Auntie Maine Jun 23 2008, 07:32 PM Post #278
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I guess I don't understand why you would kill a dog for being in heat. :shrug
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Julesy Jun 23 2008, 07:33 PM Post #279
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I dont either Dan.

maybe he meant a rabid dog?
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Do I look like the Harbor master? :toot

What do I know about fishing limits?Nothing
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