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Julien's Juice 378 ~ Pulpits of Perversion
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Denovissimus Jun 21 2008, 02:29 AM Post #321
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Men need sex or we'd die!

We also found two very cool gay bars while there!

And on the way back we stopped off at Four Winds Casino, a Native American owned casino and resort. It was on the way there and back so on the way back we went for like an hour or so. We had little money to spend, just wanted to check it out. I gave him $40 and he won enough to pay me back plus $10, and pocketed an additional $120! I'm telling you that man can play them slots.
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Julesy Jun 21 2008, 02:32 AM Post #322
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lol! thats what my guy does. He gives me so much and I win and give it back to him or I will spend it.
Hes like my slot pimp.

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Men need sex or we'd die!


I really am starting to think that.
I can get to do pretty much anything with sex. :ha
SUCKAH!

I dont abuse the pussy power, I just use it just enough to my advantage.

:ha
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Denovissimus Jun 21 2008, 02:36 AM Post #323
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Slot pimp! :clap

When Miguel was working and we'd go to the casino he'd always win and give me money to play which I'd lose and then he'd give me more!

If women could really wield their pussy power they'd control the world!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 21 2008, 02:37 AM Post #324
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Jun 20 2008, 11:18 PM
I used to love Mikes Hard Lemonade in the summer in my sisters pool.

Now it hurts my tummy

Michele is gonna cum in her panties when she knows youre back

I wont drink that shit anymore. One night I was out at the bar with Sarah, about 3 years ago, and I had a Mikes Hard Lemonade, and it gave me the worst pain in my stomach that I have ever experienced! For about a good half an hour I felt like it had burned a hole in my stomach. It was so bad that we were gonna leave, then it went away.

Ever since then, I have vowed never to drink one of them again!
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Jun 20 2008, 11:48 PM
So my grandmas in the hospital for her heart.
She fell down last night and is hallucinating from the drugs they gave her. She claims they are holding her against her will and such.

They had to give her 2 pints of blood cause she was low and are doing alot of kidney tests.

I hope she comes home OK. If anything happened to her, I dunno what we all would do. Oi.

sending positive energy to your grandmother jules
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Julesy Jun 21 2008, 02:39 AM Post #326
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Im trying to teach my fellow women companions but its falling on deaf ears.
They give it up too freaking easy. Whats the challenge in that?

Once caught though...thats a different story. hahahal. I sound like an expert.

But yeah, most broads are stupid.
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Denovissimus Jun 21 2008, 02:40 AM Post #327
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Fireworks are lighting up the sky! :yay

I can see them from the window near my computer.

Berwyn (where I live) is celebrating its 100th anniversary.
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Julesy Jun 21 2008, 02:40 AM Post #328
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Thanks Michele

and yeah, them things make your stomach a warzone :faint
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Im trying to teach my fellow women companions but its falling on deaf ears.
They give it up too freaking easy. Whats the challenge in that?

Once caught though...thats a different story. hahahal. I sound like an expert.

But yeah, most broads are stupid.

The too early and overbreeding saps the energy out of them!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 21 2008, 02:43 AM Post #330
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Thanks Michele

and yeah, them things make your stomach a warzone :faint

I used to drink them all the time before and I never experienced it till that one time
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Julesy Jun 21 2008, 02:43 AM Post #331
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ugh
my mum is pissed that I love my pup like a baby and shes mad I dont have a real baby. His mum too.
HELL NO!

We know what we are doing.
HAVING FUN!

No worries.

I dislike chicks breeding for no reason and no........nothing. A promise?
How stupid are you? IDIOT
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I hear ya jules but now I am 31 and I want a baby. Though I am not desperate to have one, yet. But come another 2 or 3 years, if I am not in a committed relationship. I dont care you dont have to promise me shit just give me your sperm!

*cough* Jesse *cough*
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no, its cool if you are independant and really dont want a man around.
totally.

But for a couple to BURDEN themselves with something they dont MUTUALLY want......why bother?

thats sad
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I know in soap operas women purposely get knocked up or pretend they are knocked up to hold on to a man that is trying to leave them. I always wondered if in the real world there are women who do that shit.
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Don't let them mothers entrap you with that breeding Jules! You are young and having a great life right now!

Michele this world is not fit for my spawn!
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I know in soap operas women purposely get knocked up or pretend they are knocked up to hold on to a man that is trying to leave them. I always wondered if in the real world there are women who do that shit.

Yes there are!
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dunno but its a pathetic solution

we have been happy for almost 8years and HELL NO!

If it happens it happens but not purposely. I could have done that 6 yrs ago.
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Michele this world is not fit for my spawn!

no, but it is fit for OUR spawn


you promised me!
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I know in soap operas women purposely get knocked up or pretend they are knocked up to hold on to a man that is trying to leave them. I always wondered if in the real world there are women who do that shit.

Yes there are!

how do you know there are?
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Denovissimus Jun 21 2008, 02:56 AM Post #340
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Please. The word trifling was invented for women!

And I never make promises! NEVER!
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