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Julien's Juice 377 ~ Howling at the Moonlight
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Serpy Jun 16 2008, 10:20 PM Post #341
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I'm considered a cub really. I have a lot of friends around Nash who are bears and cubs and all that. We used to do lots of little events like brunch and dinners but not so much anymore, there is all kinds of drama so i'm like whatever.
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Julesy Jun 16 2008, 10:22 PM Post #342
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thats cool you guys have events and stuff.

speaking of buffets I think Im gonna ask my guy to go to the casino buffet this weekend.

crab legs and prime rib and slots! :rocks
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Serpy Jun 16 2008, 10:24 PM Post #343
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mmmm crab legs and prime rib!!
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Julesy Jun 16 2008, 10:27 PM Post #344
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those are the best!

god I cant stop reading these funny entries

addicting.
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Serpy Jun 16 2008, 10:30 PM Post #345
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I like how some of the chicks describe themselves, they're so full of shit LOL

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

what the fuck ever!
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Julesy Jun 17 2008, 12:06 AM Post #346
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hahah I know.

Made dinner.
Chicken Parm.
Hung up his uniforms too. Oh and cleaned the kitchen.
:rocks
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:00 AM Post #347
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Jun 16 2008, 08:00 PM
Why be so ashamed about it. So the woman SHITS herself in a FLOWER-store. THAT she OWNS :ha :ha :ha :ha

Give me the adress. I so want to send her some diapers to piss her off :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha

maybe she uses her shit as a fertilizer to grow bigger and more colorful flowers! :ha :ha :ha



hey, we should ALL send her diapers! That would be FAB! :toot
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:02 AM Post #348
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Jun 16 2008, 07:29 PM
She is only 60 and furthermore at the first sign of tummy rumbles why don't you just go to the bathroom? :shrug Old shitty kitty.

exactly! It is not like she is paraylzed! Does she not feel that she has to fucking go?

Maybe she had too much anal when she was younger! :ha

oh no! Is that going to happen to me one day? :shock

it will happen to Nicky first though. He will have to let us know when it does!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:07 AM Post #349
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Jun 16 2008, 08:41 PM
ewww. can you imagine the stripper poles at the end of the night?

no way I would rub my cooter on a pole thats slathered in other strippers cooter sludge!!

:barf

god we are so crude and leude here! Can you imagine if our family or friends ever came here and saw what we write and talk about everyday? :faint :ha
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Julesy Jun 17 2008, 01:09 AM Post #350
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my sisters would laugh and probably ask the same
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:10 AM Post #351
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I think Theo is such a cute name. At first I thought COSBY SHOW, now I think lil bebe!


this one made me lol!

J is for Julie

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and sh*t. You know, rollin with tha homies and sh*t.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh sh*t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f*ck women...
J-Dogg: Sh*t just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipsh*t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.



btw this is cybersex gone wrong

:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha


jules you are fucking great! You were dicking some guy around online? LMAO! :ha :ha :ha
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:12 AM Post #352
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Jun 16 2008, 09:37 PM
My man likes me to Gnash his tits.

yea Graham loved that too. He always made me suck, bite, and massage his nipples. When he was gonna cum, he made me bite them really hard to give him an even bigger orgasm.
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Julesy Jun 17 2008, 01:19 AM Post #353
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:ha

I thought titty action was strictly for chicas!

no that wasnt me. it was a site I found and posted about cybersex gone wrong.

Ann, Rodney and I were LOL! :ha
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:22 AM Post #354
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so after work today I had the appt at the bra lady but I had like 3 hours to kill so I went to the nearby mall that I havent been to in forever. I ended up buying a couple of cute tops that were half off in Arden B. A very expensive store, I loved their clothes. I couldnt afford anything that was regular priced but I did get two cute tops off their clearance rack. Also got the 4th book in the Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants series. I love those books.

And I ate at the Cheesecake Factory. Never been there before, everyone raves about that place. It was SOOOOOOOO nice inside! I had no idea what to get, they had so many different types of food. They had mexican, italian, steaks, seafood, they even had breakfast all day.

I ended up getting a california omlette which was the best fucking omlette I have ever had. I took half of it home, gonna finish it tomm for breakfast. And I took a piece of dutch apple caramel walnut cheesecake home. That was fab as well. They have like 30 different kinds of cheesecake.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:23 AM Post #355
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:ha

I thought titty action was strictly for chicas!

no that wasnt me. it was a site I found and posted about cybersex gone wrong.

Ann, Rodney and I were LOL! :ha

oh ok. I thought maybe you were having fun fucking around with idiots on instant messenger.
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Julesy Jun 17 2008, 01:24 AM Post #356
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we have Cheesecake Factory here.
Never been


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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 17 2008, 01:25 AM Post #357
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oh ok. I wasnt sure if it was a chain restaurant or not. I think the one I went to is the only one around where I live.
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Julesy Jun 17 2008, 01:38 AM Post #358
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gotta jet. lovahs home

god I fucking hate mail/bills :jesse
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I just called Darwin and we cleared the air. He apologized for being so angry last night, said he didnt mean it. He was mad with someone else and also had had a few beers so he was acting out. He seemed totally cool today. But we both decided to not be in contact much anymore. an occasional phone call but nothing more than that cause he is starting to date someone at his job and I am seeing Miguel.
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Julesy Jun 17 2008, 02:21 AM Post #360
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dinner is done.
retardo loading up the dishwasher. HEY, I cooked.

Good for Darwin.

We are gonna play with She Ra now.

I secretly used my guys grocery money and bought a teething bone and collar for baby girl.
Hes happy shes happy.

God I love that man.

She Ra is a mega brat!
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