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Julien's Juice 377 ~ Howling at the Moonlight
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alondria Jun 16 2008, 09:52 PM Post #321
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all this talk of playing with boobies has made me want to pounce my man


night forum :wave
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Auntie Maine Jun 16 2008, 09:53 PM Post #322
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Pure unadulterated trash Joel.The lot of it. :ha
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Julesy Jun 16 2008, 09:54 PM Post #323
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we were pretty bad today.

Go hop on your mans pogo stick Alondria!

how long after you have a baby can you go back to full on hot sex?
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Serpy Jun 16 2008, 09:54 PM Post #324
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It's why I love the garden Dan!! :clap
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Auntie Maine Jun 16 2008, 09:57 PM Post #325
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How you doing?
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Julesy Jun 16 2008, 09:58 PM Post #326
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this is for Rodney

made me LMAO!

I know its mean but......

cheezedawg: Are you the one having trouble finding work?
cruzingurl82: Yes
cruzingurl82: why?
cheezedawg: just curious. I had the same problem a couple months back
cruzingurl82: are you from this area?
cheezedawg: not really. But I'm close by.
cruzingurl82: oh
cheezedawg: what do you do?
cruzingurl82: right now i'd do anything
cheezedawg: oh really?
cheezedawg: do you mean that?
cruzingurl82: you aren't some sick pervert are you?
cheezedawg: yes. why do you ask?
cruzingurl82: sorry I don't do that
cheezedawg: do what?
cruzingurl82: I have my self respect
cruzingurl82: prostitute
cheezedawg: WOAH!
cheezedawg: back up here
cheezedawg: I didn't offer you any money
cruzingurl82: so what do you want?
cheezedawg: to help
cruzingurl82: how?
cheezedawg: Can you commute to work?
cruzingurl82: yes but not that far.
cheezedawg: How about Dover? That's not too far.
cheezedawg: I can get you a job in Dover.
cruzingurl82: probally, but I'd like something closer.
cruzingurl82: what kind of job is it?
cheezedawg: Modeling
cruzingurl82: I tried that once.
cruzingurl82: wait a minute
cruzingurl82: you don't mean nude modeling do you?
cheezedawg: I know some model chicks in Dover that can hook you up.
cruzingurl82: please don't say that
cheezedawg: say what?
cruzingurl82: model chicks
cheezedawg: What's wrong with "Model Chicks"?
cruzingurl82: Well, its not very politically correct
cheezedawg: Ok then
cheezedawg: Female fashion represenatives.
cheezedawg: better?
cruzingurl82: LOL
cruzingurl82: much :)
cruzingurl82: I almost got into the field once before
cruzingurl82: I got scared and backed out
cheezedawg: what field? A baseball field?
cruzingurl82: NOOOO! LOL
cruzingurl82: Female fashion as you call it.
cheezedawg: what stopped you? Are you ugly?
cruzingurl82: NO!
cruzingurl82: I'm very cute
cruzingurl82: at least I think so.
cheezedawg: Show me
cruzingurl82: I don't even know your name
cheezedawg: It's Johnny
cruzingurl82: last name?
cheezedawg: Cheesedog
cruzingurl82: Cheesedog???
cheezedawg: Yes ma'am.
cruzingurl82: weird
cheezedawg: Yeah I know
cruzingurl82: What do you do Johnny?
cheezedawg: I haul dead bodies around
cruzingurl82: stop please
cheezedawg: Oops I forgot.
cheezedawg: I'm a transportation coordinator for the living impaired.
cruzingurl82: LOL
cruzingurl82: You're funny
cheezedawg: Am I? Gee thanks
cruzingurl82: I meant you're a funny guy
cheezedawg: Yes I've been told that before.
cruzingurl82: What do you really do?
cheezedawg: Ummmmm haul dead bodies around?
cheezedawg: HELLO??!!??
cruzingurl82: Are you serious?
cheezedawg: Sure as anything else
cruzingurl82: You work for a cemetary?
cheezedawg: We prefer to call it a resting ground for the breathing impaired.
cruzingurl82: LMAOOOO
cruzingurl82: You are a riot!
cheezedawg: And I'm sexy too!
cruzingurl82: I bet
cheezedawg: I am
cruzingurl82: You should be a comedian.
cheezedawg: Perhaps one day I will be.
cruzingurl82: do you have a picture?
cheezedawg: I have many
cruzingurl82: Can I see it?
cheezedawg: On one condition.
cheezedawg: hello???
cruzingurl82: What?
cheezedawg: I said I'll show you on one condition
cruzingurl82: What's that?
cheezedawg: I get to see yours.
cruzingurl82: Okay
cheezedawg: You first
cruzingurl82: Why do I have to be first?
cheezedawg: cause one of us has to be first.
cruzingurl82: why not you?
cheezedawg: Are we gonna play fifth grade games or are you gonna send it?
cruzingurl82: Okay hold your horses.
cheezedawg: *holding*
cheezedawg: *still holding*
cruzingurl82: here ya go *PIC*
cheezedawg: Looking.....
cruzingurl82: Okay
cheezedawg: Holy shit! This is really you?
cruzingurl82: yes
cheezedawg: *hands you a carrot*
cruzingurl82: what is that suppose to be?
cheezedawg: nothing
cheezedawg: so Whats up Doc?
cheezedawg: Daffy been giving you trouble lately?
cruzingurl82: what are you talking about?
cruzingurl82: are you gonna send me your picture now?
cheezedawg: Sure.
cheezedawg: Hey! I just thought of a great job for you!
cruzingurl82: Whats that?
cheezedawg: Working at a bar! You could make mad money!
cruzingurl82: I don't know how to bartend
cheezedawg: Nooooooo not as a bartender
cheezedawg: excuse me.... alcoholic beverage dispenser.
cruzingurl82: LOL Then what?
cheezedawg: Check this out
cheezedawg: You stand behind the bar while the bartender takes the orders.
cheezedawg: When a customer orders a beer you open your mouth...
cruzingurl82: I'm confused
cheezedawg: Then the bartender takes the beer....
cheezedawg: And pops the cap off on your two buck teeth!
cheezedawg: Everyone goes home happy!
cruzingurl82: fuck off
cheezedawg: I'm just trying to help you sweety
cheezedawg: I know how hard it is to get work
cruzingurl82: so you make fun of me?
cheezedawg: I wasn't making fun of you
cruzingurl82: yes you were
cheezedawg: If I was making fun of you, I'd have told you to go get a job chewing through telephones with those things
cruzingurl82: FUCK YOU!
cruzingurl82: FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheezedawg: I'm on a roll now.
cheezedawg: How about you suck my dick you buck: toothed whore?
cheezedawg: I'm sorry
cheezedawg: I meant "dentally challenged Vaginal sales represenative"
cruzingurl82: Eat shit and die loser
cruzingurl82: I don't need to floss right now with your little prick you fucking LOSER!
cheezedawg: You'd need more than mine dick for that.
cheezedawg: Maybe a thick rope or a heavy metal chain....
cruzingurl82: I'm putting you on ignore
cheezedawg: Don't leave yet!
cheezedawg: I'm sorry
cheezedawg: I really want to help you find a job.
cheezedawg: Maybe you could use your teeth to pierce people's ears or something.
cheezedawg: One good CHOMP is all it should take
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"dentally challenged Vaginal sales represenative"

That one did me in!!! :ha

I'm doing great Dan! Waiting to see if my friend is going to come over again tonight for dinner and Buffy.
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Julesy Jun 16 2008, 10:06 PM Post #328
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go here Joel


theres more

http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm
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Auntie Maine Jun 16 2008, 10:07 PM Post #329
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you are the queen of Buffets :curtsy
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ROFL I loved this one!


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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LOL I meant Buffy the vampire slayer but yeah we do go to the buffet a lot :chuckle
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Auntie Maine Jun 16 2008, 10:09 PM Post #332
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I miss those big cafeterias you find in the south.Lubys,wyatts,They were always in older malls.
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Auntie Maine Jun 16 2008, 10:09 PM Post #333
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:blush :ha
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Julesy Jun 16 2008, 10:11 PM Post #334
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we used to have Lubys here but only old people went.
There and Sizzler.
My grandma liked to go after she went clothes shopping :ha
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Auntie Maine Jun 16 2008, 10:13 PM Post #335
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The selection at those places :faint We used to go with a group of friends all the time.Everyone sitting at one big table carrying on.
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I remember seeing a few lubys around here but never ate in one. I think they're closed down now.
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Serpy Jun 16 2008, 10:16 PM Post #337
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The bears used to go to hometown buffet the first sunday of a month, we'd have like 30 big guys taking up a bunch of tables being loud. I was up getting a drink and some old church guy was like "You guys seem to be having such a great time! Are y'all a bowling league or something?"

And I said yeah we love playing with bowling balls! :ha
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Julesy Jun 16 2008, 10:18 PM Post #338
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:ha :ha

so you are considered a BEAR?
I thought you just like that type.
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:ha

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Going to go see what the husband man is up to. :wave
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