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Julien's Juice 376 ~ a slow and steady uck!; uck yer anus!
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Auntie Maine Jun 11 2008, 09:44 PM Post #101
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It wasn't.I also heard that when Christ is crucified he is on the cross in that thong and the cross falls away backwards from him and he is just suspended there like he is still on it and that it is fucking hot!!!!! :faint
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:46 PM Post #102
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well you know I think it is all a load of crap but set to music it is highly entertainging! If the bible was set to music when you opened it, I might actually believe what it says!


:ha
I just dont dig musicals.

I just pictured you opening a bible and music coming out

kinda like the briefcase in pulp fiction :ha

:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:46 PM Post #103
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nothing like a crucifiction to get the ol lust turning on :toot
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It wasn't.I also heard that when Christ is crucified he is on the cross in that thong and the cross falls away backwards from him and he is just suspended there like he is still on it and that it is fucking hot!!!!! :faint

good thing it isnt all blood and gore like fucking Passion of the Christ :barf I kept my eyes shut during half of that damn movie
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:48 PM Post #105
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haha!
did someone dare you to see Passion?

I cant see you actually goin on your own free will.

I felt bad watching it cause I kept thinking
Hot Damn Mary Magdalene is gorgeous!
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Auntie Maine Jun 11 2008, 09:48 PM Post #106
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That movie was a leather queens dream.I saw it once and that was enough for me.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:50 PM Post #107
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haha!
did someone dare you to see Passion?

I cant see you actually goin on your own free will.

I felt bad watching it cause I kept thinking
Hot Damn Mary Magdalene is gorgeous!
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no I watched it of my own free will. I was with Dariwn at the time and of course he wanted to see it. We didnt see it in the theater, we waited till it was out on dvd and rented it. Once I heard how graphic it was, and that they speak aramaic the whole movie, I wanted to see it. The blood and gore, though realistic I am sure, was 20 times worse than I ever imagined it could be. I especially could not keep my eyes open when they nailed his hands and feet to the cross
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Auntie Maine Jun 11 2008, 09:51 PM Post #108
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Jimmy refused to watch it.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:51 PM Post #109
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That movie was a leather queens dream.I saw it once and that was enough for me.

a leather queen's dream? Being nailed to a cross with blood shooting out like a fountain?
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Auntie Maine Jun 11 2008, 09:51 PM Post #110
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Whips too :cock
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:52 PM Post #111
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Ive only seen it twice.

it makes my momma cry.

I remember my mum watching a mini series about Jesus and Jesus was Christian Bale and I felt bad for thinking JESUS IS FUCKING HOT! :priest
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yea I had trouble keeping my eyes open during the whiping too, especially when they leashed the spiked ball on him

I am sorry but I dont understand how any human being and do those things to any other person! How do you nail a person to the cross? how do you whip them with a spiked ball? :faint
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:54 PM Post #113
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I dunno how anyone could do that either. I couldnt do that a an animal much less a human.

I guess you have to be a sick bastard?
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Auntie Maine Jun 11 2008, 09:55 PM Post #114
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Going to take my hot dog out onto the courtyard for a bit.back soon.
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I couldnt even do those things to like a possum! I know, you have to be.
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:56 PM Post #116
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if someone told me i had to beat my dog or die Id die!

shes just a lil bebe!

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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:58 PM Post #117
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I know! I cant imagine doing anything to sasha. Yesterday I didnt realize she was right behind me and I swung my arm and accidentally hit her in the face with the tv remote. She didnt even so much as meow, it must not have hurt her but I felt so bad!
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 10:00 PM Post #118
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if Jesus looked like this and I was Mary Magdalene id be all over it!

http://www.christianbale.net/galleries/jes...s/jesus_119.jpg


its weird how you become like an actual parent to a pet
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 10:03 PM Post #119
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yummm! no way Jesus looked like that though. He is way to euro looking. Jesus was an egyptian Jew! Probably had dark skin, a big ass nose and curly hair! Probably had a very hairy chest!
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I wonder if he wasnt good looking.

I mean he did have super powers
:toot
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