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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 02:49 PM Post #81
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its cause theres a alot of light. its a shadow.

anyway, Im a big Oscar fan and I still think they are real.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 02:49 PM Post #82
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I think it totally looks fake. Look at the head! Doesnt look at all natural in that pic
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Rodney Jun 11 2008, 02:51 PM Post #83
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its cause theres a alot of light. its a shadow.


Uh yeah. it's a shadow. But look at where the light comes from and where it hits. don't make no sense! And his chest as well! that shade should'nt be there. The lamp on the coffee table doesn't have a shade
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 02:55 PM Post #84
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why people....why????

SMURFS Movie

June 10th, 2008 at 19:25 by Ian Dransfield

Is nothing from our childhoods sacred?

The prospect of a movie based on the ancient and well-regarded cartoon The Smurfs was hardly something that had filled us with joy.

It made hecklerspray let out a trademark sigh as we looked forward to another summer of movies single-handedly decimating the best years of our lives.

But this week the news suddenly became plain ridiculous, when it was revealed the upcoming Smurfs movie, apparently still in the works even though everyone had forgotten about it, will be - wait for it - live action.

Live action with sprinklings of CGI!!! Like the recent Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.

Oh dear!!! Apparently, as Variety reports, David Stern and David Weiss, the authors behind the last two installments of Shrek, are in talks to write the screenplay.

So far, there is no word on who will direct it, when it will be released and what it will be about. But that is almost comforting.

Now, you know we at the ’spray aren’t ones to bitch - far from it.

In fact, we’re positive guiding lights of glory in the world today. But this has to rank among some of the most insane ideas ever. What in the (literal) blue hell are they going to do with it?

Have tiny CGI Smurfs invading a human-populated locale? Are they going to use midgets? Is Lindsay Lohan going to put on a blue costume and slut it up with all the other blue horndogs?

Time will tell.

You see, what was originally meant to be a cartoon remake has turned into a live action, CGI affair. Both of these options are welcome when reviving a beloved creation, as long as due care and attention is paid to the source material.

But part-CGI, part-live action smacks of either pending incredible failure or the chance to terrify a whole new generation.

Tiny blue computer-generated men (and a girl) hanging around with people? Or just, well, blue people? The thought is too much for fragile minds to take on board.

But at least it cannot be as terrifying as this, no matter how tight the Papa Smurf costume may be.


leave 80s shit alone!
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Rodney Jun 11 2008, 02:58 PM Post #85
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Smurfette(We call her Smurfin in Dutch) must have been such a whore. The only girl in the village and all the smurfs she could fuck
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 03:00 PM Post #86
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I bet Papa Smurf was her favorite.
:toot

they are remaking ROBOCOP too.
wtf?

R.I.P. hollywood.

they just regurgitate old shit

http://www.superherohype.com/news/gijoenews.php?id=7324
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 03:02 PM Post #87
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omg I loved the smurfs as a kid, I was obsessed. I had smurf everything! But this is ridiculous!! dont fucking ruin the smurfs, hollywood!
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Rodney Jun 11 2008, 03:10 PM Post #88
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Totally! Where are the new ideas?
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 03:29 PM Post #89
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apparently there are none!
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 03:32 PM Post #90
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thats sad!
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:04 PM Post #91
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Hulk Hogan's Grill (not just his kid) Kills[/size]

Everything the Hogans touch these days seems to go up in flames -- especially this time.

The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill -- who knew? -- has recently been recalled because there's a chance it'll burn your freakin' house down. Apparently, if one were to do something crazy like use "cooking oils or sprays" on Hulk's cooking contraption, it could "ignite or flare up."

A new user manual is available for anyone who still owns one.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:06 PM Post #92
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Smurfette(We call her Smurfin in Dutch) must have been such a whore. The only girl in the village and all the smurfs she could fuck

wasnt there a second girl later in the show? She had black hair


Papa Smurf was my fave! I had all kinds of papa smurf stuffed animals and little figurines and shit. I think it was the beard and that he wore a red hat that made me swoon!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:07 PM Post #93
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[size=7]
Hulk Hogan's Grill (not just his kid) Kills[/size]

Everything the Hogans touch these days seems to go up in flames -- especially this time.

The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill -- who knew? -- has recently been recalled because there's a chance it'll burn your freakin' house down. Apparently, if one were to do something crazy like use "cooking oils or sprays" on Hulk's cooking contraption, it could "ignite or flare up."

A new user manual is available for anyone who still owns one.

That is what you get for biting off of George Foreman!!! :ha :ha :ha
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:09 PM Post #94
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:ha

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wasnt there a second girl later in the show? She had black hair


i think she was an evil smurf that gargamel created.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:11 PM Post #95
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yeah, I think so but she still counts.
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:17 PM Post #96
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what happened to just fucking to make a baby?

oh thats right, Clay doesnt like chicas.
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Clay Aiken is already having a son but he’s not stopping there!

The 29-year-old singer and his best friend, 50-year-old music producer Jaymes Foster, used advanced IVF therapy to conceive their first child but an In Touch insider reports that they’ve already frozen eggs and sperm so they can have a second baby next year.

“Jaymes is due in August, so she’d like to conceive again next March,” an insider says. “That way, she would give birth in December 2009… Clay and Jaymes are committed to having at least two children. They’re both incredibly successful and wealthy, so money is certainly no object. And he just adores children. He is going to make a wonderful and caring father. There’s no doubt about that.”
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:19 PM Post #97
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wait, the chic is already 7 months pregnant? I thought they were just trying to make the baby, not that she has been preggo for months! And she is 50 years old? What is a 50 year old doing being best friends with a 20 something? And fucking adopt at that age you old cooze!
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:20 PM Post #98
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its probably his hag
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 11 2008, 09:26 PM Post #99
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she needs to be a hag to a gay man in her own age group!
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Julesy Jun 11 2008, 09:27 PM Post #100
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:ha :ha

hes so scared of the 'gina
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