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Julien's Juice 373 - In love with agony
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Julesy Jun 6 2008, 12:24 AM Post #161
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lol and for once it isnt me or Jesse.

off to pick up a pizza. i cant be arsed to cook today.

still a bit hungover :faint
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Rodney Jun 6 2008, 12:48 AM Post #162
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I sooooooo would love a pizza right now.

What is wrong with me today? I feel like arguing ALL the time. It's keeping me awake. I should maybe become one of those people on night-time radio and rant.


"You know what REALLY pisses me off,listeners? Mini muffins, Mini Mars Bars, Mini potatoes, Mini everything! What the fuck is up with that, huh? No listen! seriously listeners. I'm serious.
What is so fucking cute about these mini things? They're small?Fuck that.
They're not cute!
What? they are so handy to carry around in your mini fucking purses?Andt hey stop you from eating big ones, because you want to loose weight?

Get with the programme lard-arse; Instead of NORMAL-SIZED muffins,candy bars etc., you load your fucking bag with a shitload of mini versions, cut into bite size pieces that eat away easier. To make you feel good about yourself when you come home and have some MORE.
NOT realising that YOU-yes YOU!!!- have eaten double the amount you would have eaten, if you kept on buying normal sized food! And then you wonder why you're mother still tells you that nobody no man marries a fat bride. You fucking cry when you step on the scale and bitch and moan about not being able to shed a pound. Because you are eating mini-foods!!!! But you do it by the FUCKING TRUCK LOAD!!!
You fucking disgust me!!! You want my respect? Go to McDonalds and hold a rally for bringing back the Super-size option! It least I can look at you again thinking; now THERE is a person with integrity. Thank you for listening people, This was Rodney on M.O.A.N Radio...And now...the soothing sounds of Roberta Flack before we break for News, Weather and Traffic from Lisa"*music starts playing: And the first tiiiiiiiime, ever I saw your faaaaaaaace....*
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Denovissimus Jun 6 2008, 12:51 AM Post #163
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I'd listen to your radio show! :rocks

Ranting Radio Rodney! :clap
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Rodney Jun 6 2008, 12:54 AM Post #164
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LOL.

I dunno Jesse. I'm just in a very argumentative mood today. Normally I'm really nice. It's not that, I hate anyone today. I just like to be difficult today! I'm really easy going again, tomorrow. :rocks

Watcha doing? Besides pretending to listen to my fictional radio show?
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Denovissimus Jun 6 2008, 01:00 AM Post #165
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Go out and get some cock!

I'm just hanging out at my place, waiting for another hour till the new horror anthology, Fear Itself, starts.

I just finished replenishing evaporated water in my fish tank, and now I'm going to wash dishes and try not to mix me a cocktail even though my mouth is beginning to beg for one.

Its late there isn't it?
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Julesy Jun 6 2008, 01:01 AM Post #166
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can I call up your radio station and bitch and cuntplain?

:rocks

I had one slice of pizza and 2 wings. Im full. :faint
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Rodney Jun 6 2008, 01:07 AM Post #167
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It is very late here people. It's two in the morning on the Continent!
Listeners this is M.O.A.N radio staying with you and going on through the night*lascivious tone of voice*...as do I, baby...oh yeah...

Julesy, you bitch! How can you talk about pizza when I'm starving and it's too late to order something in this godforsaken town!

Jesse-I could to with some cock, yes. But where to find it. i'm completely out of the loop, here! *Kicks the table*
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Julesy Jun 6 2008, 01:08 AM Post #168
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lol i forgot how late it was.
you should stock your fridge with spare pizza for emergencies :;

I need to shower.
the dog jumped on me
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Denovissimus Jun 6 2008, 01:14 AM Post #169
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One slice! I'd have at eaten at least six! But I guess it depends on the size of the slices.

Watching NBA playoffs, game one, Lakers vs Celtics, I wouldn't mind seeing Kobe and the Lakers win
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 6 2008, 01:15 AM Post #170
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She's ready to give up that coochie! :yahoo

NO!!!! That is not it
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Jun 6 2008, 12:23 AM
:shock

someones having chorizo and huevos for dinner! :ha

what that a joke aimed at me?
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Denovissimus Jun 6 2008, 01:16 AM Post #172
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Your ass? Your mouth? Hand job?

:proud
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Rodney Jun 6 2008, 01:16 AM Post #173
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I need to shower.
the dog jumped on me





Better than a cat jumping on you. If a cat would jump on me, I would kill it. THAT"S RIGHT, MICHELE! I would kill it! And not because they're not cute and furry and cuddly. NO! I would do it because CATS are dumb. I hate dumb creaters. I would skin them and make a dumb coat out of them. I would parade around London and get noticed by Kate Moss and she'll endorse them and then the whole world would wear Dumb-coats!

:ha

Listeners, thank you and good night.I'll be her all week.

Michele, honey? Tell Miguel to make him self scarce. I'm on my way to yours and ready to show you what a REAL velt-tip pen feels like,baby. And if you play your cards right, I might even start to think that pussies are smart and I'll be paying special attention to your personal pussy .*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Goodnight M.O.A.N listeners!


:dan
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 6 2008, 01:19 AM Post #174
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Miguel did not come back. FUCK HIM, would it really have been so difficult to do so? seriously! Or couldnt he have waited in his car or something? I doubt he got here any more than a half hour before I did. The earliest he ever comes over is 6:30 and I got home at 7:15.


It is so frustrating, when you have things you need to really say to a person and then dont get the opportunity to. :angrymob
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 6 2008, 01:21 AM Post #175
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I need to shower.
the dog jumped on me





Better than a cat jumping on you. If a cat would jump on me, I would kill it. THAT"S RIGHT, MICHELE! I would kill it! And not because they're not cute and furry and cuddly. NO! I would do it because CATS are dumb. I hate dumb creaters. I would skin them and make a dumb coat out of them. I would parade around London and get noticed by Kate Moss and she'll endorse them and then the whole world would wear Dumb-coats!

:ha

Listeners, thank you and good night.I'll be her all week.

Michele, honey? Tell Miguel to make him self scarce. I'm on my way to yours and ready to show you what a REAL velt-tip pen feels like,baby. And if you play your cards right, I might even start to think that pussies are smart and I'll be paying special attention to your personal pussy .*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Goodnight M.O.A.N listeners!


:dan

:faint :faint :faint :faint :faint :faint :faint :faint :faint



and cats are not dumb, my cat is especially smart and gorgeous! She is the most beautiful cat you will EVER see and that is no lie!! And I will never stop arguing with you about the intelligence of cats!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 6 2008, 01:22 AM Post #176
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Your ass? Your mouth? Hand job?

:proud



this man right now does not deserve ANY of the above!
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Rodney Jun 6 2008, 01:23 AM Post #177
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Listeners, let's have quick phone in:

Is Miguel's latest fuck up the straw tha will break the Camels back?

Seriously girl, this guy is NOT commited. He is looking for an easy lay. Get out, gurl! You are too great to be worrying about his cheating arse, Because you KNOW that, he's still fucking the cooze!

Michele, go and get what you deserve! A GOOD MAN...with a big pee pee
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Rodney Jun 6 2008, 01:24 AM Post #178
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and cats are not dumb, my cat is especially smart and gorgeous! She is the most beautiful cat you will EVER see and that is no lie!! And I will never stop arguing with you about the intelligence of cats!


Fine,I 'shall just come over to introduce you to me velt-tip pen but, I shall ignore you're pussy.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jun 6 2008, 01:29 AM Post #179
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Listeners, let's have  quick phone in:

Is Miguel's latest fuck up the straw tha will break the Camels back?

Seriously girl, this guy is NOT commited. He is looking for an easy lay. Get out, gurl! You are too great to be worrying about his cheating arse, Because you KNOW that, he's still fucking the cooze!

Michele, go and get what you deserve! A GOOD MAN...with a big pee pee

if he were looking to get laid he would have went looking elsewhere a while ago cause we have gone out several times now and I have not given it up, not even given him a hand job and told him he wont get any till he leaves her, and I told him about my STD so if he is still coming around, at this point it cant be about sex only, or even sex at all.

And he also does not pressure me at all for sex, or oral sex or anything!
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Rodney Jun 6 2008, 01:32 AM Post #180
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ah. just a complete MIND-FUCK!


You can do without this headache.
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