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Julien's Juice 371 ~ Heretics of the Highest Order
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Rodney May 29 2008, 10:31 PM Post #241
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Bon Appetit!

COMBO COMBO!
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May 29 2008, 09:57 PM
Exactly!

Or look for something completely new, if you hate the social work stuff?
Something that, you could see yourself doing on a permanent basis and enjoy?

I already am, the facials. It is just a matter of building up enough clientel where I currently work to make substantial money or get decent experience at this place and eventually move to a more upscale spa that is busier and I would make more money at.
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Rodney May 29 2008, 10:37 PM Post #243
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That is so cool!

Keep at it, Michele. I'm thinking about crossing the atlantic next year and I need a facial!
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la anaconda de chocolatee May 29 2008, 10:39 PM Post #244
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Oh my god. That is just vile!

:ha Oh my god I can never order a meatcombo again!

Pooing and peeing at the same time...I don't think it's possible.

Jesse combos at least once a day! Cant be fun as a man peeing while sitting on the toilet but :huh one day he may fracture his penis!!!

Rodney you werent around about 2 years ago when I did my first colon cleanse and posted about it for like a month, describing how it worked, what it did, what it is good for and all the glorious things that were expelled from my colon! Including parasites! Then Jesse got the same colon cleanse as me and also reported on his experience here. Jules was supposed to do the cleanse as well but never did.

I also did the cleanse again last year, but didnt have as great results probably cause I was still pretty cleaned out from the year before. June was actually the month I did it last year and the year before. I do it once a year, but this year I am going to wait till like october or november, let my fecal matter build up a bit more for more worthwhile cleansing.
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That is so cool!

Keep at it, Michele. I'm thinking about crossing the atlantic next year and I need a facial!

I was on a cruise last october and got a facial and a massage and a detox treatment in their spa and it was FABULOUS! See if I were like 23 years old and had no commitments at all I would totally work on a cruise ship doing facials for a good few years.

I mean I am not married and I dont have kids but I am 31 so I really could do it, but I want to have kids soon and I have a cat now who is like my child and I just cant part with her. I cant imagine leaving her for 10 months out of the year
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Rodney are you really coming to the states next year? To live or to visit?
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Rodney May 29 2008, 10:44 PM Post #247
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Michele dear, saying that you went for a colonic would have sufficed.

Come October/November I will start having images of you doing facials while someone is flushing your asshole out with a hose


And the parasites...oh my god. What parasites? cockroaches? small mammals? Have you been going out with that naughty Richard Gere again? :ha


Oh, I'm only joking ofcourse :;


That is the funniest thing ever. Í was laughing so hard reading that post. Oh my god. *dies* :ha
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no it wasnt a colonic, it was an at home colon cleanse.

go to this website it explains and even shows pictures of what people shat out!

www.drnatura.com

I would never get a colonic, only cause I couldnt trust anyone to do it properly and not puncture a hole in my colon or something
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Denovissimus May 29 2008, 10:57 PM Post #249
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I'm back bitches! :rocks

A hex on those who did not post my name at least once!

And I had just left this city fifteen minutes before this happened....

Fire dispatcher: Helicopter crashes at hospital
7 hours ago

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — A Grand Rapids, Mich., fire department dispatcher says a helicopter has crashed at a hospital.

Television images show thick, black smoke visible at the Spectrum Health campus after the crash, around 11 a.m.

It was not known if anyone was hurt.

Lynda Ignatoski, who was standing outside the Towers Medical building, tells The Grand Rapids Press she saw the helicopter's tail hit a radio tower on the hospital's roof.

Ignatoski says the helicopter spun around and debris flew everywhere. She says the helicopter hit the roof and exploded in flames.
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Fiery destruction left in my wake! I don't know if I should :rocks or :priest
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Just :rocks , Jesse.

Glad to have you back!


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Rodney are you really coming to the states next year? To live or to visit?


IF I come, I'll be living there for a while. I'm just gonna save some money,blag a student visa, and chill in the US for two years.

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I mean I am not married and I dont have kids but I am 31 so I really could do it, but I want to have kids soon and I have a cat now who is like my child and I just cant part with her. I cant imagine leaving her for 10 months out of the year


Yes you can Michele, you're telling yourself how you'll feel before you even take a shot like that! You are choosing the inevitable probability which, is NOT a reality. Just do it. 10 months is nothing! And cats never forget, anyway. You're still young! And it's not like you gonna poop out babies in the next 12 months! DO IT!
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Hola Rodney!

Lost finale tonight! :yahoo
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Rodney May 29 2008, 11:13 PM Post #252
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Bon soir, Jesse!

Ca va?


Will they finally fucking say WHAT the Fuck is going on with those fucking people on that fucking island?

I certainly hope so!!!
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It's going to be good as all I know!

Must shower and eat before the show. Got a bottle of wine I shall open and indulge in for the show.
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Enjoy!!!!! :clap

and tell us all about it!
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la anaconda de chocolatee May 29 2008, 11:19 PM Post #255
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Just :rocks , Jesse.

Glad to have you back!


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Rodney are you really coming to the states next year? To live or to visit?


IF I come, I'll be living there for a while. I'm just gonna save some money,blag a student visa, and chill in the US for two years.

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I mean I am not married and I dont have kids but I am 31 so I really could do it, but I want to have kids soon and I have a cat now who is like my child and I just cant part with her. I cant imagine leaving her for 10 months out of the year


Yes you can Michele, you're telling yourself how you'll feel before you even take a shot like that! You are choosing the inevitable probability which, is NOT a reality. Just do it. 10 months is nothing! And cats never forget, anyway. You're still young! And it's not like you gonna poop out babies in the next 12 months! DO IT!

no you do not know my cat! First of all she doesnt like anyone but me and she will pay me back for abandoning her. When I went on the cruise I was only gone 5 days and boy did she get me back for leaving her with my parents for 5 days! She purposely pooped in my car!
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since I am going to atlantic city this weekend and working both jobs tomm I probably wont get to see Lost till someday next week. Fucking sucks!
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Well Miguel was supposed to come over tonight but I guess he is not cause he is usually here by 7 and it is almost 7:30. Jackass! We were supposed to go over to the other chilis that our old GM now runs to see if we can transfer there. I was gonna eat a Mushroom Jack Fajitia and have a Margarita!

Now I am starving!


He is probably gonna say " I was too tired" please! Ya havent even been back to work for a full week yet!


next time I am able to talk to him privately I am gonna tell him if you are not going to move out of your apartment and leave that cooze like right now then we are done. No more hanging out and sucking face with Michele and you sure as hell aint getting any of my pussy! :jesse
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cats don't "do things on purpose"They're animals. They just do it. Kitty was just taking a dump. It happened to be your car. Don't make it mean anything.
Come on Michele! Get on that boat Kate Winslet style and get your own Jack Dawson(NOT looking like Homo Di Crappio)!!! You don't want to be hating on yourself for not trying out this opportunity on a account of your pet! The cat won't forget you! And if the cat is being difficult in the 1st 5 days....so what? Eventually they get used to it. They're cats.

Go Michele! *holds up banner*
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Rodney May 29 2008, 11:28 PM Post #259
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next time I am able to talk to him privately I am gonna tell him if you are not going to move out of your apartment and leave that cooze like right now then we are done. No more hanging out and sucking face with Michele and you sure as hell aint getting any of my pussy!


You go girl!

wow, wow...I'm still getting up to speed with things here. Miguel is living with his ex or something? But they broke up, right?
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no Rodney she did it on PURPOSE! I went to pick her up at my parents when I got back. I saw that she hadnt used the litter box at all yet that day so I decided to wait till she went to the bathroom before taking her home. I was there 4 hours and the bitch wouldnt go! So what I did was I placed the litter box on the floor of the passenger seat and let her roam freely in my car instead of putting her in the carrier so that if she had to go while I was driving she could go in the litter box.

As soon as I pull out of my parents driveway, she takes a shit on the passenger seat, when the litter box was inches away.

She immediately moves off the seat and THEN proceeds to go in the litter box to take a piss.

She purposely pood on my seat
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