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| Julesy | Apr 24 2008, 12:53 AM Post #21 |
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Im posting these cause some are really funny 1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers 2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole 3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry 4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion. 5. There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings 6. "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God. 7. God Doesn't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People. 8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up? 9. He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already! 10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. - Edgar Allen Poe. 11. Viva La Evolución! 12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season 13. I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist 14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can. 15. People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs 16. Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That. 17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN! 18. GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD! 19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK 20. God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus 21. God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You. 22. When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back! 23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic? A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom. 24. You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing 25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken. 26. Science: It Works, Bitches. 27. "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987 28. I Found God Between The Sheets 29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent 30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel 31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten 32. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic? 33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia 34. ALL Americans Are African Americans 35. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils? 36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God 37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative 38. If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too? 39. JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself 40. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It? 41. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made? A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do. 42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex 43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method. 44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died. 45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children 46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War 47. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony 48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You? 49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. - Frank Sinatra. 50. No Gods. No Mullets. |
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| la anaconda de chocolatee | Apr 24 2008, 01:41 AM Post #22 |
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But back to YOU bitch....I cannot argue with you on this, I see and feel your posts and know that your struggles are as a result of your stubborn and narrow mindedness. There are lessons in this life you have most definitely NOT learned, and you will stumble and fall and drag yourself through the muck over and over again, life time after life time even, until you learn. ummm, tell me how I have struggled? I actually have had a pretty struggle free life. Except for minor financial struggles which almost all of us have, many people struggle much worse with that, I really havent had any major life struggles. Some people have REALLY hard lives, trust me I know, being a social worker I have met many with the most heinos stories you could possibly imagine. I have had a great life, I have always been happy with my life. Dont tell me I struggle when I can say with certainty that really I dont, least not on a really large scale. And why do I have to believe in a higher being to learn lessons in life? Again, that is your narrowmindedness. I dont need that, and I have learned lessons and will continue to throughout my life. I dont need a god to grow as a person. and if you do, well then I feel sad for you. |
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| la anaconda de chocolatee | Apr 24 2008, 01:44 AM Post #23 |
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Skittle Skank
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Jules I have all those quotes posted on my myspace. I change my profile quote periodically to any one of those. |
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| Julesy | Apr 24 2008, 02:06 PM Post #24 |
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you got them from my posting them here or from someother site? I just happened to stumble across these |
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| la anaconda de chocolatee | Apr 24 2008, 08:51 PM Post #25 |
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Skittle Skank
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no I got them from somewhere else a few months back |
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| Taman | May 5 2008, 07:48 PM Post #26 |
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I have noticed that I do not need a God and therefore I do not need to find one. I alone decide what I want from life and if there was God, I would propably want to live less. Why bother living now if there is a better afterlife waiting for me? Why not leave this crappy existence if you get virgins and endless beer? If anything being Atheist makes you appreciate life more because you know you are to lose everything. Faith makes people arrogant, blind and wasteful. Sure Atheism can also stop you, blind you and keep you from spiritual experience but neither is perfect because they center around God. The problem of Faith is God. In Atheism you have "faith" that there is no God and in others that there is a God. Neither are wrong or right. Honestly we might never know but it is more important to live through this and perhaps within life you find the answer. And certainly the last piece clicks when you die. |
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