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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 14 2008, 07:56 PM Post #341
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oh no you did not just say that about me bitch! I have always been one of the top competitors, just look at my total post count!!! I am gaining ground on jesse actually
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Julesy Jul 14 2008, 07:58 PM Post #342
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you are like 10,000 posts behind me Michele!
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Noname Jul 15 2008, 12:02 AM Post #343
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Jules, you're like the Queen. You can't compare your post count to anyone. You're just too good.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 15 2008, 12:24 AM Post #344
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the only way anyone would be able to catch up and pass jules is if she served at least a 2 year minimum prison sentence!
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Julesy Jul 15 2008, 12:26 AM Post #345
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:ha

or get a life!

It sucks cause a big hunk of time Im alone here in the house
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Noname Jul 15 2008, 12:28 AM Post #346
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:ha

or get a life!

It sucks cause a big hunk of time Im alone here in the house

I know. She is the Powerful Witch of the Garden! :curtsy
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Rodney Jul 15 2008, 12:48 PM Post #347
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oh no you did not just say that about me bitch! I have always been one of the top competitors, just look at my total post count!!! I am gaining ground on jesse actually


The International Forum Olympic commitee only looks at weekly postings as it gives old timers an unfair advantage over newbies when overall posts are counted. The IFOC will also call for a fine for calling it's only member(Rodney) a bitch. Pay up! :ha

This just in

The Cooze goes Crazy!

Clearly dissapointed with her performance this week, American medal hopefull, Michelle, hit out at the IFOC. The Anaconda stormed into the building, in her Chili's uniform, demanding to speak to the board of arbitration. Security was called in and they were forced to pin her tp the ground. The troubled Olympian had to be carried out of the building and was strapped onto a gurney. The IFOC issued a statement in saying: "Michelle, is a tough competitor and well respected by her peers. We do not, however, condone any form of violence and are therefore forced to issue the Anaconda with a fine of 5000 Forum Dollars. We sincerely hope that she will come to her senses and start focussing on the upcoming Olympics"

One of our reporters took it upon himself to visit Michelle at her house to see if there was anything she had to say about the matter. The Anaconda reportedly stood on her porch, wearing nothing put a giant nappy and holding a shotgun screaming: "You get the hell offa ma property!"After firing two warningshots, our reporter was forced to leave the premises. :;
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 15 2008, 01:16 PM Post #348
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The anaconda said this to the reporter: Tell that asswipe Rodney that it is Michele with ONE L!!!!!!
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Rodney Jul 15 2008, 01:28 PM Post #349
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The reporter responded by saying that : I can't help it if she cannot spell her own name but, that doesn't mean that I should...I'm a reporter"

:ha

Michele, Michele, Michele....I shall do my best to not forget
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 15 2008, 01:37 PM Post #350
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you best not forget! Dont be like sheila! I have given up hope on that woman ever spelling my name right!
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Auntie Maine Jul 15 2008, 06:30 PM Post #351
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:ha Goofs
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Jane Jul 20 2008, 09:43 PM Post #352
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A shockingly crazy week this week!!

Based on the weekends performance I'm not surprised that Dan came out on top! :toot

Well done Sheila, I reckon that's a personal best.

And Rick welcome back, it's been a while.

1. Dan - 696
2. Michele - 572
3. Jules - 374
4. Sheila - 215
5. Rodney - 175
6. Darrelle - 120
7. Jesse - 84
8. Jane - 44
9. Chris - 29
10. Rick - 20
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Julesy Jul 20 2008, 09:47 PM Post #353
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:dan Dan!
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Denovissimus Jul 20 2008, 10:56 PM Post #354
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Dan beat down Miss Maderchod! :clap
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 21 2008, 02:06 AM Post #355
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Damn you dan! But well done! I think that might be the highest post count ever! Jules have you ever had that high of a post count?
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Julesy Jul 21 2008, 02:12 AM Post #356
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I think he officially beat me by 10 posts!

Go Dan!

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Auntie Maine Jul 21 2008, 02:49 AM Post #357
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:cheer :yahoo

I think I might have had a little help from some gods and goddesses. :;
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Denovissimus Jul 21 2008, 06:37 AM Post #358
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The godless can suck it!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jul 21 2008, 12:41 PM Post #359
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:cheer :yahoo

I think I might have had a little help from some gods and goddesses. :;

I would just like to make the point that if I had done that roman gods listing spamming. Jesse would have called me a cheater! But since it was dan who did it, anyone notice not a single peep out of him?


I am not saying I think it is cheating dan, there is no such thing as cheating when it comes to posting, I am just saying I know that Jesse would have said that to me if it were I who had done it
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Rodney Jul 21 2008, 04:18 PM Post #360
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Records and sour grapes

We are only two weeks away from the Olympics and it seems that the battle is hotting up!

Last week, Julesy wrote history by setting a new worldrecord. This week another new world record. And a new winner!

Dan aka Maine Maiden shattered the old worldrecord with his unique combination of spamming and posting. He started out the week quite fast and kept the momentum going untill really striking a deathblow over the weekend.

The resurgence of Dan does not come as a big surprise. He has been one of the most consistent posters throughout the weeks and has always threatened to nab Julesy's Crown. Nobody expected a worldrecord, however.

"I'm just so happy. I have added cross-sticthing to my training regime and it really seems to be paying off"

Meanwhile Michele "the Anaconda" Cavernous Coozed, also showed in what shape she's in.
The ever ambituous Philly(who's craving some willy)citizen, showed her great strenghth and power in events such as "Juliens'Juice" and spammed with great finesse and control. Second place is a good development for Michele.
But the outspoken american could'nt help but hit out at Dan's most recent success

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I would just like to make the point that if I had done that roman gods listing spamming. Jesse would have called me a cheater! But since it was dan who did it, anyone notice not a single peep out of him?


It is not clear if the Anaconda will petition an official protest against this weeks'result or, if she is venting her unrequited love for Jesse.

be that as it may, Michele seems to be back on track for Gold in Bejing.

What about the drugcheat?

The controversial Spammer and Poster Julesy seems to have taken to the backseat for a little while. The doggy-lover seemed relaxed and not all that bothered with this weeks competition. Lates reports suggest that the posting whore is planning a vacation with her same sex-partner in Me-hee-co. they probably charge less for the sex-change operation. It is not clear wether Julesy will compete in the mens'or women's event at the Olympics.

The big surpise of this week has to be Sheila. Out of nowhere, she posted her way to fourth place. Is there a new contender for gold? Can we dig up some dirt on the woman? watch this space

Disappointments

While Darelle and Rodney kept the damage at a minimum, it still raises doubts on their form. The Dutch Diva seems to be more interested with activities other than posting. Rodney reportedly fired his coach and will go at it alone

"My coach and I are no longer on speaking terms. I think it is becuz I is black."

MAJOR failure and LOSER of the week is Jesse. The Pink voiced Darck Lady only got 7th place. His me-hee-can coach said that this was due to a dolby surround-related injury and refused to discuss the matter further with the press. He probalby thinks he's soooo cool right now because he got his drivers' licence.
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