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Christian Realtor Satire; Funny
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Auntie Maine Mar 4 2008, 11:20 PM Post #1
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This is an old site but it is just so funny I had to share.Some highlights from the ads...

"even a Playhouse replica of the Tomb that Jesus spent the weekend in before coming back to life!"

Oh, God hasn't forsaken you. He's just lost in this 27 room Georgian mansion and can't find you!"



The asking price of only $3.8M means you have change left over for snow boards! "Hey Jesus! Do you have the keys to the SNOW MOBILE that comes with this home?"

shoot wild horses from your front porch or build a Christian theme park.

Be sure to click on Apostles Grove and the commercial and vacation division.
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Marla Jennings Christian Realtor
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Jane Mar 5 2008, 09:49 PM Post #2
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Christian's with a sense of humour, there's a new concept!
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Auntie Maine Mar 6 2008, 01:19 PM Post #3
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I don't think it was christians that made the site. :; I find great humor in it though.
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Denovissimus Mar 7 2008, 11:00 PM Post #4
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Burn them all down!
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Auntie Maine Mar 8 2008, 07:28 PM Post #5
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Burn what down?These fake joke houses? :huh
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