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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 29 2008, 11:32 PM (1,940 Views) | |
| Auntie Maine | Feb 29 2008, 11:32 PM Post #1 |
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We never tell silly jokes,so here goes. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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| Denovissimus | Feb 29 2008, 11:41 PM Post #2 |
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I don't know any jokes |
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| Julesy | Mar 1 2008, 12:21 AM Post #3 |
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i know a few jokes. they are racist though. dont wanna offend. I actually got texted a good one but once again...its racist |
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| Denovissimus | Mar 1 2008, 01:50 AM Post #4 |
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I love racist jokes! Post them!
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| Julesy | Mar 1 2008, 01:56 AM Post #5 |
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why do little kids want white teachers instead of black teachers? Cause its easier to carry an apple than a fucking watermelon!
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| Denovissimus | Mar 1 2008, 02:06 AM Post #6 |
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I got an old one. Why do mexicans make tamales during christmas? So that they have something to unwrap! |
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 2 2008, 04:29 PM Post #7 |
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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 2 2008, 04:31 PM Post #8 |
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A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?" He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish but from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. And her father is a doctor. She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is this wonderful girl's name?" He answers, "Monica Lewinsky." There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 2 2008, 05:03 PM Post #9 |
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As soon as I saw this I thought of Jesse. |
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 2 2008, 05:04 PM Post #10 |
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| Julesy | Mar 5 2008, 12:21 AM Post #11 |
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how do you know a woman used a vibrator while pregnant? her child st-st-st- stutters
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 5 2008, 01:21 PM Post #12 |
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| Noname | Mar 5 2008, 02:18 PM Post #13 |
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I didn't get the hillbilly one. Nor the watermelon! But I got the Monica Lewisky(sp?) one! LOL! |
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| Denovissimus | Mar 6 2008, 04:38 PM Post #14 |
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Those comics are funny as fuck Dan! Darrelle, watermelon is a black sterotype, according to the sterotype every black person loves watermelon. Same thing with the hillbilly, according to the sterotype, all hillbillies practice incest. Except that isn't a sterotype its true
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 7 2008, 01:25 PM Post #15 |
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| Noname | Mar 7 2008, 05:52 PM Post #16 |
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I get it now!
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| Denovissimus | Mar 7 2008, 10:59 PM Post #17 |
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Bubble Boy!
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 9 2008, 04:20 PM Post #18 |
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Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. |
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 9 2008, 04:21 PM Post #19 |
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! |
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| Auntie Maine | Mar 9 2008, 04:22 PM Post #20 |
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. |
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