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Julien's Juice 347 ~ Ashes to Ashes
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Nicky Mayfair Feb 13 2008, 02:26 PM Post #161
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thats how I feel when the health inspector comes.

I have an AVON peach lotion with a peach pic with a slice cut out.
my guy calls it VAGINA lotion

cause it does look like it. :ha
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She'll have her life in my hands when I drive her to the Gary office later this morning! :evil
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thats how I feel when the health inspector comes.

I have an AVON peach lotion with a peach pic with a slice cut out.
my guy calls it VAGINA lotion

cause it does look like it. :ha

**vomits**

Makes me think of smegma

**vomits again**
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Julesy Feb 13 2008, 02:30 PM Post #165
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why would you think of smegma with the mention of a peach? :alien
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Nicky Mayfair Feb 13 2008, 02:36 PM Post #166
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so what's everyone's Valentines plans??
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you said you guy calls it vagina lotion cause it looked like it and vagina lotion is but sweet smelling smegma to me!

I think Miguel and I are joining a group of people at a spanish tapas restaurant on Sunday for like a V-Day thing, beyond that nothing special
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i want to go to the casino and gamble and drink and have prime rib and crab legs like we did for my birthday.

my sister flaked out on me to go and instead is going up north to ride quads in the snow.

Now Im considering that.
they are staying in a cabin and will probably go to dinner and stuff.

dunno. its all up in the air as of now.
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Julesy Feb 13 2008, 02:41 PM Post #169
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lol he just calls it vagina lotion
its not.
its for everyday skin lotion

smegma is dicksgusting.
I think theres even a fetish for dick cheese

*insert non existant barf emote*
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la anaconda de chocolatee Feb 13 2008, 02:49 PM Post #170
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Husband is going to have to take me to work.The snow in front of my car is too deep.he was going to come in today and tomorrow to help man the phones anyway.

tell Jimmy I said hi!
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Corporate cunny that uses them to raise lots of money to help people. :clap

Nicky go for the one that likes gays!Mrs.Clinton :rocks

is she going to make gay marriage legal? I highly doubt it.
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Julesy Feb 13 2008, 02:51 PM Post #172
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she comes off dyke-ish to me.
so maybe she will

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Have a good day Dan!

And again about that Hillary, she voted for the war, she voted for the surge, I think she even voted for the Patriot Act, and now that she's on the campaign trail she's changing her stance, saying she wouldn't have voted for the war or the surge had she known this or that...well BITCH, don't vote for something unless you are 100% sure, Obama was 100% sure and did NOT vote for the war!

Backtracking and flip flopping just like her husband!

Obama power! :rocks

exactly! She did vote for all of that which is why I refuse to give her my vote, even if it comes down to her and McCain, if it does then I am simply not voting.

Ron Paul was 100% sure that the war was wrong, he was 100% sure that the increase in funding for the war and the patriot act were wrong. And why is that? Because all these acts go against the constitution and he follows the constitution with every vote that he makes. Obviously Hillary has no consideration for the constitution, if she did then she would have voted the same as Ron Paul.

It is really simply actually. If you always go by the constitution, then your vote is always right. Unfortunately most of the demos and repubs in congress nowadays have no regard for the constitution, it is as if they dont even know what it is. For shame! How can we as americans elect these people into office? People who dont abide by the constitution and constantly defy it!
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"Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma. Thomas J. Ritter, MD [co-author of Say No to Circumcision] underscored its importance when he commented, 'The animal kingdom would probably cease to exist without smegma.'"

and some think vaginas are dicksgusting
I just googled this and it showed a picture of dick cheese!

*barfs*
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:huh omg I am scared! I have never heard of smegma before! When does it come out and show itself?! I dont ever want to see it! :nails
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its nasty Michelle!!

Ive never seen it on my guy. Id divorce him before I married him!
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so I got a rental car this morning and dropped my car off at the autobody shop. They say it will take a week to a week and a half. I got a dodge strata, it is silver, it is nice!

I need to leave for Chili's in a minute, I dont feel like it damn it!
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kinda car you get? :clap
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I said a dodge strata woman! :toot
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