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Julien's Juice 344 ~ Saucy Jack
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Serpy Jan 31 2008, 12:14 AM Post #41
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I've been chatting with him online all day, he's visiting Nashville from Florida. I need to give him a southern welcum :;

Take the pics Kristina! No one around here cares about that! You are a sexy betch :rocks
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I've never had the cock of a man named Seamus in my mouth but it sounds good! I did enjoy sucking the cock of an Irish man named Johnny for a few months though (Seamus is an Irish name--hence the connection for those of you who don't know shit about British/Irish things. Of course saucy means sassy!! :alondria) Oh Johnny how I miss ya big Irish cock :cry .

omg this reminds me of an irish lad I hooked up with once about 8 years ago, his name was Derwin Harvey. My friend Aileen from Northern Ireland who studied for a year at my college, he was the best friend of her boyfriend and he came over for the summer with her boyfriend. He was a skinny little thing, kind of squirelly looking but kind of cute at the same time, but his accent :faint :faint :faint that is what really got me hot and bothered!

We all went out to the bar and then we came back to their apartment. Harvey (they called him by his last name) had a makeshit bed out in the hallway. His bed was up against the wall that was Aileen and her boyfriend's room. I was too drunk to drive home, so I spent the night, sharing his bed with him. We hooked up, he may have possibly would have gotten sex but after making out for only like 5 minutes, the boy started to position himself for 69!!! :shock I had never done 69 at that time and I certainly wasnt going to do it with some guy whom I just met and I had only just started making out with! He was on top of me and starting turning himself around, and his feet hit the wall really hard, on the other side of the wall was a big mirror in Aileen's bedroom which came CRASHING over! It was so fucking loud!! Aileen and her bf were so drunk though that it didnt even wake them up! Thank god for that mirror, cause that put an end to that before I got a chance to say anything about it!

Who the hell does that? Who just gets in position for 69 with a person they just met without at least asking first if they want to do it?

So we didnt do anything else but I could not sleep at all because he clinched on to me like I was his childhood teddy bear all night long while he slept, I couldnt get him off of me. I told Aileen the story and she died with laughter. I wonder what happened to Aileen. We lost touch when she went back to Ireland, last I heard she moved to England, I wish I could get back in touch with her.
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:26 AM Post #43
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:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha @ Michele!

thats whats called an IRISH 69er :toot
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:27 AM Post #44
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Joel, have you been chatting online with babes all day?
(Napoleon Dynamite reference) :;
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 31 2008, 12:28 AM Post #45
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for real? an irish 69er?
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:31 AM Post #46
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lol no. silly.

I just made it up.

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Serpy Jan 31 2008, 12:33 AM Post #47
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I have Jules! I met this hot babe named Lafawndah :rocks
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:34 AM Post #48
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:ha :ha :ha :ha

I bet you that bear can 'throw a football over them mountains"
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Serpy Jan 31 2008, 12:36 AM Post #49
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We're gonna eat steak outta tupperware! :ha
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:39 AM Post #50
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:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha

make sure you bake him a cake. oh and dont give him 1% milk.

ask him to tie you up with tether ball rope :toot
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Serpy Jan 31 2008, 12:42 AM Post #51
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maybe he'll ride over with his mexican homies :ha
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 31 2008, 12:43 AM Post #52
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does a bear simply mean a guy who is very hairy? hairy back and all?
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:45 AM Post #53
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Joel wants Uncle Rico to take Glamour shots of him and his bear :ha

i didnt know what a bear was til I came here.
I reckon its a hairy beefy man?
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Serpy Jan 31 2008, 01:06 AM Post #54
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The basic definition is a hairy big guy, not always back hair lol.

The term is meant to convery rugged masculine looking type of guys but i've met plenty of nelly bears in my day so that's subjective :ha
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And THAT Michele is why you don't deserver the title of Whore of Any Year! :rocks

That is so cool about Colin and his brother! I didn't know his brother was gay! :clap

And OMG I just had this conversation with someone, about sperm smells. I said I've never smelled sperm and he said yes it does have a smell, maybe its like the taste, it depends on what you eat but I swear I've never smelled sperm before.
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You don't deserve whore title either Jesse!! Didn't know sperm had a smell! When you go in a seedy bathroom you can always tell shit goes down in it because you can catch that scent.
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Maybe I'm too busy swallowing to catch the scent :dance

Or maybe I just suck cleaner cocks than you dirty lot!
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 01:15 AM Post #58
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now that my friend mentioned the smell.
I guess there is one.

I always thought it was just from sex itself (him and I) but now I know better.
is it kinda sweet? i can only compare it to like...cookie dough
Im gonna smell me some sperm tonight.

2 days without!
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You cum sucking skank!
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And THAT Michele is why you don't deserver the title of Whore of Any Year! :rocks

Are you talking about my irish boy story? that was 8 fucking years ago! Back then I had only slept with a total of 3 guys. The award is for whore of the year, 2007
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