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A measurement of whorishness!; lets really test who is the sluttiest!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 29 2008, 02:44 AM Post #21
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It counts!

Michele you only beat me cause you've used a dildo! I hardly consider that adventurous!

I have actually used a few different sex toys: a clit massager, a silver bullet, and a cock ring
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 29 2008, 02:46 AM Post #22
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I got 24. I have never had sex in a public place. Sucked somebody off yes, made them come yes, but sex is no.

darrelle a 24? I am so dissapointed in you! You are so not a big enough whore, you shouldnt even be a nominee for whore of the year!
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Angeliica Nero Jan 29 2008, 04:47 AM Post #23
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Joel sooo should have been nominated for The Biggest Whore award :rocks
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Angeliica Nero Jan 29 2008, 04:53 AM Post #24
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My Quiz


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

45

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

40

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

35

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.



-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

32

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

30

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

27

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].



-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

22

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.


19

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

17

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

12



-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

9

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

7

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Angeliica Nero Jan 29 2008, 04:54 AM Post #25
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Ha!! I am as big of a whore as Michelle and a bigger one than Jesse :yahoo !
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Angeliica Nero Jan 29 2008, 04:55 AM Post #26
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What is a silver bullet Michelle?
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 29 2008, 06:10 AM Post #27
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it is a sex toy that looks like a bullet but it is about 5 inches long and pretty fat and you stick it inside you and it has a remote control attached to it and it vibrates really fast, sort of like a vibrator but it vibrates even faster and not really shaped or made to look like a penis, not as big as a dildo or vibrator
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Denovissimus Jan 29 2008, 07:09 AM Post #28
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If your finger isn't good enough than your vagina is just a cock hungry monster! Like that plant creature from Little Shop of Horrors!

Little Cunt of Horrors!
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Julesy Jan 29 2008, 01:57 PM Post #29
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[size=14] FEED ME![/size]

:ha

if you dont get the quote you officially suck :toot
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 29 2008, 02:15 PM Post #30
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ANOTHER nickname for my cooch? Will it ever end? :faint
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Denovissimus Jan 29 2008, 02:22 PM Post #31
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That is the ONE musical I like Jules! :clap
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Julesy Jan 29 2008, 02:25 PM Post #32
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lol!

I remember seeing it years ago. I thought it was cool cause the plant was alive. i didnt know it was a musical back then. I just thought they sang alot. :chuckle
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Julesy Jan 29 2008, 02:48 PM Post #33
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another one for Michele.

I just read this online.

VENOMOUS NETHER REGIONS. :toot

now I cant get FEED ME! out of my head. Thanks jesse
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VENOMOUS NETHER REGIONS


:yahoo
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 29 2008, 03:17 PM Post #35
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you guys, you are lucky that I love you guys to pieces and find you to be absolutely hysterical!
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Noname Jan 29 2008, 06:06 PM Post #36
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LOL! I am sorry to disappoint my dear. Me try to get more cock for you, Michele.
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Hunter Feb 7 2008, 04:24 AM Post #37
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Ummm I don't know if I should post it.....

Stuff it lol
My result is: 5
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Darrelle, take the test again! Blowjobs count as sex in public places!
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Auntie Maine Feb 7 2008, 02:02 PM Post #39
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"That was you wasn't it from that 1970's gay porn flick Cuban Gang Bang!"

No Jesse,I never made any kiddie porn thank you. :toot
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:chuckle
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