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Celebrity. Media. Whores ~ 2; celeb trash
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Denovissimus Jan 16 2008, 01:02 AM Post #141
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TMZ reports that little Disney twinkie, Zac Efron, was rushed to Cedars-Sinai hospital today. His rep said, "He had his appendix removed and is recuperating."

Appendicitis? Yeah, I've had "that" a few times. I'm guessing Zac finally met a dick he couldn't take, but tried to take it anyway. It happens to the best of us. Ass explosion isn't pretty or fun.

The twinkie finally popped. Get Well Zac and don't eat the beef

:chuckle
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Denovissimus Jan 16 2008, 01:06 AM Post #142
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Rap bitch, Khia, does an advice column for Hood Magazine when she really should be doing an advice column for every major newspaper out there. Dear Abby who? Khia tells it like it is. Here's her advice to little LaShawn:

Khia,
Hey girl I hope you choose this to go in the magazine. My name is Lashawn and I'm seventeen down here in Dade county. Anyway I just had my second baby from a grown ass man, 27 to be exact, who said he was gone be there after the baby was born.

He kept fucking me while I was pregnant all the way up to the doctor said I couldn't have any more sex. After that he disappeared. I feel so lost. What should I do?
- - LaShawn

Khia's response:

AMBER ALERT!

Somebody call the police, there's a molestor on the loose!!!! Oh my bad, I guess I'm the only one who see's this is a crime. What's really hood Lashawn? Sorry to be so blunt but you were fucking a child molestor and be glad he's gone. I know you may think you're in love, but this was never love on his end. This was a grown ass man fucking a vulnerable child, now about to be a mother. My advice to you is it's time to grow up and the first lesson you have to learn is:

Don't trust no nigga
Trust no man but God
Love yourself and respect your body
Don't let anyone talk you out of your panty pudding

You let this man fuck you with no protection and get you pregnant. Girl you slipping and its time for you to start preparing for your child. He or she needs you to give them the love that you missed along the way and trust me you won't find that love in any man, only from God and within yourself. Get prayed up and surround yourself with women of wisdom who can help you along the way. Why are you worried about the man, its time to give all that love and energy to your child and I promise

She had me at panty pudding. Somebody give Khia her own talk show now! This bitch needs a national platform to spread the truth. Panty pudding! I bet yours is tapioca. Check. You know I'm right. Mine is butterscotch.

:ha and :rocks

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Julesy Jan 16 2008, 01:08 AM Post #143
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didnt read. i dont know who these peeps are. :alien
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Denovissimus Jan 16 2008, 01:10 AM Post #144
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It was a good read!

Posted by Jules earlier, but told in dlisted style!

Life & Style has a pretty hilarious article of Brit Brit's visit to a Betsey Johnson store with Adnan this past Sunday in Sherman Oaks, CA. Witnesses claim Brit grabbed a bunch of things to try on, went into the dressing and came out completely naked.

A salesgirl said, "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" Blown away? I would've probably blown up. Then after I finished picking up my body parts and eyeballs from the ground I would've grabbed my camera and began snapping away. Dollar signs! Dog Fancy needs a sexy centerfold this month.

The salesgirl went on to say, "I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me! Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

"I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

Britney seriously has an amazing life. Oh how I just want to be able to walk into a store, strip naked, fuck my boyfriend then tell the salespeople to "fuck off!" as I stroll out. That would be pretty killer. I'm going to try that this weekend. Make sure you stand by the phone, because I will be calling one of you after I'm totally arrested.

Oh and don't ever change in the Betsey Johnson dressing room in Sherman Oaks unless you want some ungodly diseases or a stale Cheeto. I bet you Cheetos just fall out of her cooze as she walks.
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Julesy Jan 16 2008, 01:16 AM Post #145
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[size=7] JESSE YOUR DRAGON BALL Z CRAP![/size]

http://blogs.hoycinema.com/movieland/post/...razo-oficial-la

too lazy to post pic or check link.

lemme know if it works
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fake photo of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's new baby! :ha

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[size=7] JESSE YOUR DRAGON BALL Z CRAP![/size]

http://blogs.hoycinema.com/movieland/post/...razo-oficial-la

too lazy to post pic or check link.

lemme know if it works

it's in espanol and the costumes are cheesy as fuck! :cry
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Julesy Jan 16 2008, 01:21 AM Post #148
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thats what i reckon it deserves.

:toot

caca!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 16 2008, 01:22 AM Post #149
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I agree, before she DIES!

And if she DIES! I hope its the date I picked cause then I'd win a PS3! :clap

at the rate she is going I might win! I have given her only 3 more weeks left to live!
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Julesy Jan 16 2008, 01:25 AM Post #150
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you guys are morbid.
I should start a poll on your deaths.

:toot

You win my Anne Rice collection in hardback
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 16 2008, 01:27 AM Post #151
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so about the britney story, my question is this: so did she buy anything or what?
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2012! :rocks

Bank on it!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 16 2008, 01:28 AM Post #153
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pulease your ass aint dying till 2080!
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Julesy Jan 16 2008, 01:31 AM Post #154
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I give Jesse til......2011
the way he parties and his 3some trysts........ :toot

Michele til 2010. she will meet a stalker on myspace.

:ha :ha :ha :ha

Im kidding folks. :;
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 16 2008, 01:41 AM Post #155
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I am living to the young age of 120! :rocks
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Julesy Jan 16 2008, 02:02 AM Post #156
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I dont wanna live past 65.
both sets of my grandparents are still alive in thier 70's and 80's

no way.
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Julesy Jan 16 2008, 03:22 AM Post #157
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[size=7] Brad Renfro 25 dies (the cute kid from the movie THE CLIENT)[/size]

I so had a mega crush on him.
Sad. He also played HUCK AND FINN with Frodo.

I liked him in APT PUPIL.

Troubled actor Brad Renfro dies at 25 By JACOB ADELMAN, Associated Press Writer
41 minutes ago



LOS ANGELES - Actor Brad Renfro, whose career began promisingly with a childhood role in "The Client" but rapidly faded as he struggled with drugs and alcohol, was found dead Tuesday in his home. He was 25.

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Paramedics pronounced him dead at 9 a.m., said Craig Harvey, chief investigator for the Los Angeles County coroner's office. The cause of death was not immediately determined, Harvey said, but an autopsy could be conducted as early as Wednesday.

Renfro had reportedly been drinking with friends the evening before his death, Harvey said.

Renfro's lawyer, Richard Kaplan, said he did not know whether the death was connected to any problems with addiction.

"He was working hard on his sobriety," Kaplan said. "He was doing well. He was a nice person."

Renfro recently completed a role in "The Informers," a film adaptation of a Bret Easton Ellis novel that stars Winona Ryder, Brandon Routh and Billy Bob Thornton.

"Brad was an exceptionally talented young actor and our time spent with him was thoroughly enjoyable," Marco Weber, president of the film's production house, Senator Entertainment, said in a statement.

The actor served 10 days in jail in May 2006 after pleading no contest to driving while intoxicated and guilty to attempted possession of heroin.

The latter charge stemmed from his arrest in Los Angeles' Skid Row area, when he attempted to buy heroin from an undercover officer in 2005.

For several years he was better known for that drug bust and the resulting criminal case than for acting.

After one court appearance, he talked to reporters about drug rehabilitation, saying he was "tired of paying the consequences" for drinking and drug use and eager to get clean.

"It's definitely been an eye-opener," he said of his rehabilitation program.

Other run-ins with the law included a 1998 charge of cocaine and marijuana possession, for which he avoided jail time in a plea deal. He was also placed on probation in January 2001 and ordered to pay $4,000 for repairs to a 45-foot yacht he and a friend tried to steal in Florida in August 2000.

He was arrested again in May 2001 and charged with underage drinking, violating the terms of his probation, and was ordered into alcohol rehabilitation the following March.

A native of Knoxville, Tenn., Renfro's film career began when he was 12, acting opposite Susan Sarandon and Tommy Lee Jones in "The Client." His other credits included "Sleepers," "Deuces Wild," "Apt Pupil" and "The Jacket."


He played a younger Brad Pitt in SLEEPERS

Such a shame.
oi
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 16 2008, 04:28 AM Post #158
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I love Sleepers. One of my favorite movies! The name sounds so familiar but I cant picture the face. Gonna go google him :faint
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 16 2008, 04:32 AM Post #159
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checked out his pics. Tis sad. He was much cuter as a boy though than as an adult. Now I am really in the mood to watch Sleepers. I used to have it on VHS, I need to get it on dvd
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 16 2008, 04:42 AM Post #160
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Jules here is a video of Tom Cruise talking all that scientology crazy talk that you posted earlier:

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoc...ied-to-suppress


it is ashame that a man who is such a great actor, and so good looking, can be such a fucking brain washed moron with at least a little bit of craziness in him. Nicole must be SOOOOOOO happy that she is no longer married to him!
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