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Celebrity. Media. Whores ~ 2; celeb trash
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 4 2008, 05:24 PM Post #21
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Jules posted about that story he told about getting ass fucked by his manager and you even commented about it!

oh yeah! sorry the names did not ring a bell.
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wow lots of celeb news to catch up on:

Britney: :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha is she really this stupid? She has to be the dumbest bitch on the planet. Holding your kids hostage is not the way you are going to keep them from K Fed. Honey, how about growing the fuck up, stop doing drugs and drinking, stop having your toddler sons driving your car and just simply act like a REAL adult and a REAL mother. DUH!

Jamie Lynn: no surprise there. I loved all those porn movie names! Too fucking funny!

Katie and Tom: get a life! They have only been trying for a few months! So the fuck what! And gee Katie, Tom and Nicole always had problems conceiving, which is why they adopted. So maybe Tom is the more likely problem, not you you brain washed twit. Grow a brain!

Angelina and Voight: glad to hear it!
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Tom's problem is that he likes to get fucked in the ass! Try a strap on Katie! That ought to get his juices flowing!
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Britney is really worrying. She's obviously got serious mental issues and there's no way those kids are going to be left on their own with her in the near future. I heard it took them 3 hours to get her out of the house because she was so drunk or high or whatever.
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She's be a celebrity causality! I'm trademarking that phrase!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 5 2008, 05:32 AM Post #26
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I wont be mourning her loss when she does do herself in
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Priscilla Ceballos is that cholita bitch mom who helped her 6-year-old write an essay in a contest for Hannah Montana tickets. Priscilla's daughter won. The problem is the essay was a lie. The girl said her daddy died while fighting in Iraq. I've become obsessed with Priscilla. Mostly because she looks like one of my cholita friends was junior high school. That bitch had my back. Anyway, Priscilla was on "Today" this morning where she explained herself. She had to read her thoughts from a piece of paper, because she's fucking stupid! Well that and she was nervous, I guess.

She apologized and said she didn't mean it. She apologized to the troops and said it was only meant to be a Christmas story. She said, “I sincerely apologize to those people who feel misled because of my bad judgment. I helped my daughter write an essay that was not true. It was not my intention to mislead. I just wanted to help my daughter write a compelling story. There is no more compelling story than the struggle and sacrifices of our military and their families. I apologize to our military and their families.”

“I apologize to my daughter for getting her mixed up in his mess. I wanted to help my daughter realize her dream of seeing Hannah Montana. Instead, I brought so much negative attention to my family. Please accept my heartfelt apology, and please, do not punish my child for my mistake.”

Priscilla also said her life has been turned upside down. “I’ve had to move out of my home. I’ve received a lot of bad — a lot of harassment all over the Internet. I’ve been forced to close down my MySpace page. I have not been able to eat or sleep well. I have been very depressed.”

Close down her MySpace?! That's awful! You know how those fake cholas love their MySpaces.

I forgive you Priscilla! Your new cholita name is "Fake Girl" and we can go get tear drop tattoos together. No we haven't been in the slammer, but they will make us look tougher.

Fake Girl just be honest. You're pissed you got caught! You want to take the razor you keep in your hair and cut a bitch up. It's ok.



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Julesy Jan 5 2008, 04:28 PM Post #28
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cholas are ghetto and always manage to scare me
drawn on eyebrows is such a shitty look

glad I was never friends or associated with any

cholos are even grosser :alondria
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Vivica Fox sucking cock? http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/vide...NdZUUwcBFdZJdOR

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cant see nothing but fiddy cent ugly ass face
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did you scroll down?
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Julesy Jan 5 2008, 06:11 PM Post #32
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i saw it. lame. no cock to see.meh

OFFICIAL DRUG TEST
AUTHORITIES: BRITNEY NOT UNDER THE INFLUENCE
Although police initially suspected Britney Spears was "under the influence of an unknown substance" during a nearly three-hour standoff with police Thursday night, authorities have since determined Spears was clean and sober.

According to Los Angeles police Officer Ana Aguirre, there was no evidence the pop star had been drinking or doing drugs during the Jan. 3 incident.

"Our understanding is that was not the case," she said.

"There was a time where she was within the residence and wasn't available to be speaking to the officers, apparently," added Aguirre. "There was no threat to the children."

Aguirre confirmed both Spears' children were turned over to her ex-husband Kevin Federline and the pop star was taken to the hospital.

"We're not aware of any type of injuries that she sustained" and she was not combative with authorities, Aguirre said.

Spears is currently at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she is reportedly on a 72-hour lockdown for mental evaluation.



so she wasnt boozed or drugged up :shrug
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Lies

This just means the bitch really is crazy then, lock her ass up!
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whoa that woman is fucking scary looking! Why oh why do people shave off their eyebrow and draw them on? I can understand old women doing that if they eyebrows have stopped growing in but young women dont have that problem unless they just finished chemo treatment!!!
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i saw it. lame. no cock to see.meh

OFFICIAL DRUG TEST
AUTHORITIES: BRITNEY NOT UNDER THE INFLUENCE
Although police initially suspected Britney Spears was "under the influence of an unknown substance" during a nearly three-hour standoff with police Thursday night, authorities have since determined Spears was clean and sober.

According to Los Angeles police Officer Ana Aguirre, there was no evidence the pop star had been drinking or doing drugs during the Jan. 3 incident.

"Our understanding is that was not the case," she said.

"There was a time where she was within the residence and wasn't available to be speaking to the officers, apparently," added Aguirre. "There was no threat to the children."

Aguirre confirmed both Spears' children were turned over to her ex-husband Kevin Federline and the pop star was taken to the hospital.

"We're not aware of any type of injuries that she sustained" and she was not combative with authorities, Aguirre said.

Spears is currently at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she is reportedly on a 72-hour lockdown for mental evaluation.



so she wasnt boozed or drugged up :shrug

if there was nothing in her system then that just shows that she is just truely fucking crazym which is even worse I think.
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Get ready to be turned on. NOT. One of Dog The Bounty Hunter's sidekicks, Tim Chapman, turned himself into police after he was caught naked in the back of his pickup truck by a shopping center security guard performing a lewd act. That sentence was fucking beautiful.

I'm guessing the "lewd act" was jacking off. The security guard told him to put his clothes back on and get out of the truck. Tim did as told and then got into his truck and sped off. The security guard recognized him from the show and told police.

Tim's lawyer claims it's all just a misunderstanding. He said, "It was simply a man who wet his pants with orange juice inadvertently and was changing them, doing nothing wrong at all and believing he had sufficient privacy to do it."

Spilled juice! I spill the juice every night too. I spill the juice in the shower sometimes too. I've never spilled the juice in the back up a pickup though.

You know that dog in the picture above is thinking "I hope he doesn't spill the juice!"

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long ass Britters crap

K-Fed's call to cops: 'Britney's got a gun'
K-Fed feared Britney would use the pistol HE gave her. She took 100 pills in 36 hours. Rambling star tried to buy kids from him for $100m. She was like something from 'Exorcist' in hospital A panic call from Britney Spears' husband sparked her stand-off with cops - because he feared she would SHOOT DEAD their two sons. As Brit left hospital, a pal said: "K-Fed was terrified. He realised she had a gun where she was holding them." We can reveal that Kevin Federline feared his ex would use the Beretta pistol he bought her as a birthday gift to MURDER their two young sons. And it was his desperate call for help that started the dramatic three-hour siege at her Hollywood home as she held armed cops and a specialist SWAT team at bay and refused to hand over the boys. Britney's latest problems come after a series of shocking incidents involving her which have been caught on video The News of the World can reveal that K-Fed, 29, panicked on Thursday night after realising the fallen pop princess kept the handgun—a Beretta 92FS—in the master bedroom where she was holding the kids, Jayden James, one, and Sean Preston, two. Convinced that in her out-of-control state she would use the weapon to kill the lads then turn it on her herself, the wannabe rapper rang his lawyers who alerted the authorities. Last night as Britney was sensationally released from hospital after throwing a tantrum, a source close to the warring couple revealed: "Kevin knew she was on the edge and might snap at any time. "Knowing there were TWO firearms in the house, including the Beretta, he wasn't taking any chances— hence the massive police response." In the most nightmare week yet of Britney's crazed life, we can also reveal that although NOT high on illegal drugs she: SWALLOWED bottles of ‘hillbilly heroin'—a highly-addictive drug called OxyContin that's killed hundreds in America, BINGED on a mindbending cocktail of more precription drugs before defying the police, PLEADED with Kevin to SELL her the kids for a multi-million payoff in a tearful phone call, FOUGHT with bodyguards to hang on to her children, BASHED her own head against the wall in a fit of blind rage. Agonised Britney, embroiled in a custody battle with estranged husband Kevin, was due to hand over the children to him on Thursday evening. But K-Fed's mind started racing when the fallen star made an agonised call refusing to give them back and offering to BUY them. Our source told us "Britney said that Kevin could have an incredible 100 million dollars if he'd give HER the kids and never see them again. "He's used to Britney going off on one, but he knew from her voice that this was a whole other thing entirely. He hung up straight away and called his legal team in a panic. "He told them that Britney was capable of anything and admitted that she still kept two handguns at the house—the pistol he bought her for a birthday gift and a black automatic Glock. The lawyers called the police immediately." Before cops arrived at about 8pm Britney made a SECOND chilling phone call, predicting she was about to hit headlines worldwide. She rang 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn, who has been at the centre of a media storm since announcing she was pregnant, two years below the age of consent in California. Our source said: "Jamie's new-found publicity enraged jealous Britney. And after calling Kevin that night she rang Jamie and told her, ‘You're not going to be the only f***ing Spears on the front cover of a magazine next week!' and then hung up." Meanwhile Britney lost it when Kevin's lawyer Mark Kaplan showed up at the house and tried to talk her round. Our source revealed: "Britney was wailing and sobbing uncontrollably then she just flipped. Her hysteria went up a notch and she ran with the children into walk-in wardrobe and slammed the door behind her. "She sat in there sobbing and yelping out loudly. She was in there for about an hour refusing to come out. The children were also sobbing because they were so scared. "A court-appointed monitor, who supervises the kids' visits, was also there but Britney refused to budge and could barely utter a word, just mumbling responses. "When the cops, paramedics and K-Fed's bodyguards turned up with loads of commotion it sent Britney over the edge again. "She was squealing out wildly, urging them not to come into her room. After a while the cops just about calmed her down and reasoned with her to let them in. "When she opened the cupboard door she was sat cross-legged on the floor weeping uncontrollably. She was wiping her eyes and smearing make-up over her face. Her hair was all over the place and she looked pale and despondent. "Her nose was running and she was dribbling like mad, shaking her head and shivering. She looked very flustered. "She had one boy in each arm, partly rested on her lap, and they were crying their eyes out hysterically. They were beetroot red in the face, and their eyes seemed swollen with all the tears. "She kept blubbing, and you could barely hear her say, ‘Don't take the boys.' Eventually a police officer, the monitor and one of the bodyguards got close enough to reach out for the children. At first Britney let go of the boys and the team levered them out of her grasp. "But once away from them she pounced on the bodyguard's leg and tried to stop him walking away. The cops tried to gently peel Britney from him but she started lashing out pleading, ‘No! No!' She was clambering up his legs to get to Sean Preston, who began crying again. She was in a real state, sobbing then screaming at everyone. "Then she sank her teeth into the guard's leg. It didn't really work as she got more of his jeans than his flesh. But she was acting so crazed. She got up on her feet and tried to kick the minder, who'd now passed the child on to a colleague. The paramedics then grappled with her and tried to calm her down. "They sat her on the side of her bed but she just sank to the floor and crawled as quickly as she could across the room. As she sank her hands into the floor her nails broke off. She was screaming and yelling out for the kids. "Then she stopped and just broke down in floods of tears again—rocking from side to side and crying like a heartbroken child. That's when the paramedics persuaded her to lie down on a stretcher. "But she was acting so wild they tied her in and decided they had to take her in for drugs and mental health checks. "Even though the kids had been moved away by then she was still grabbing out for them." Within minutes news pictures of the troubled star strapped to a stretcher and being carted off to the Cedars-Sinai hospital had flashed around the world. It was widely assumed Britney was on illegal drugs when she was taken but police sources told the News of the World: "Tests revealed she was totally clean. She wasn't high on illegal substances—she was crazy." Los Angeles Police Department officer Ana Aguirre confirmed: "There was no actual crime involved. Police resolved the conflict. Both children were turned over to their father." A source told us Britney's behaviour had recently become increasingly bizarre. The insider said: "About three weeks ago she started bashing her head against the wall when she's frustrated or annoyed about something. "That's a form of self-harm. One of her team saw her doing it but never thought to intervene. She just thought it was Britney having one of her moments. "Even when little Sean started copying her nobody did anything about it." Yesterday the Toxic star woke screaming in hospital. Doctors rushed in to sedate her as she thrashed around yelling: "I want to kill myself! I want to die!" An inside source told us: "She was so agitated she was arching her back and pulling at the straps holding her down. "She was like a woman possessed. It was like watching The Exorcist. It took two nurses to hold her down while doctors brought her under control." But in a shock move last night she was released with no warning after a tantrum in which she SCREAMED at staff, RIPPED out her intravenous drip and DEMANDED to be allowed home. Doctors agreed to the early release on condition she was signed over into the care of her father Jamie, 55, a reformed alcoholic and one-time builder. The pair have had a rocky relationship but in recent weeks have grown closer. A source said: "Jamie's an addict so feels a huge amount of guilt at the way his daughter has turned out. He thinks it's his fault as she must have his genes. "So he has pledged to do everything in his power to help her get better." Britney took 100 pills in 36 hours CRAZED BRITNEY swallowed a deadly cocktail of more than ONE HUNDRED prescription tablets in the 36 hours before her custody meltdown, the News of the World can reveal. And the singer washed them all down with a Purple Monster— a mind-blowing home-made cocktail of vodka, American Nyquil anti-flu syrup and an energy drink like Red Bull. A long-term friend of the star told us: "It looks like everything in her medicine cabinet went down her neck. It seems she was only saved from falling into a coma as the drugs in her system almost counteracted each other." The cocktail included: TWO bottles of Nyquil TWENTY diet pills, including her favourite brand Clenbuterol. EIGHTEEN herbal uppers specially ordered over the internet. EIGHTEEN Piriton antihistamine tablets TWELVE Vicodin painkillers TEN sleeping pills UP TO eight antacid reflux tabs ONE bottle of stomach upset mixture Pepto Bismol TEN Zantac tablets, an anti-hangover and indigestion drug. SIX Ritalin, for her attention deficit disorder issues. TWO empty bottles of painkiller Oxycontin, known as hillbilly heroin, were also found at her home. Her pal said: "Britney is always taking something to ease her nerves or keep her weight down. "But her instability meant she just wanted an instant cure to all her anxieties, so she just kept taking more and more drugs and drink until she felt it worked. "She told us she made a Purple Monster to calm her nerves. She has had this weird concoction in the past, and only takes it when she is seriously disturbed." TV deal FREED Britney Spears is set to reveal all about her week of hell next week on a TV SHOW. She will bare her soul to celebrity shrink Dr Phil McGraw, a top daytime talk host, after he dashed to her hospital bedside and did a deal yesterday. “My meeting with Britney leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention,” he said in an exclusive statement to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider. She records the show tomorrow for screening on Wednesday. News clips are predicted to pull a world audience of more than a BILLION.
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Tom Cruise and Scientology shite

Tom Cruise has become the de-facto second in command of the Church of Scientology, according to a new biography - which makes an extraordinary attack on the star by comparing his 20-month-old daughter Suri to the Devil's child in the film Rosemary's Baby.

Andrew Morton's unauthorised biography claims Scientology has taken over the 45-year-old actor's life, with its officials selecting many of the staff at his Hollywood mansion.



The biographer of Princess Diana alleges Cruise is consulted by Scientology leader David Miscavige on "every aspect of planning and policy" and is tailoring his career to fit the aims of Scientology.


Miscavige is said in the book to have gone to extraordinary lengths to charm Cruise, even ordering his staff to plant a field full of wild flowers at a Scientology base in California after Cruise had told him of his fantasy to run through a wildflower meadow with his then newlywed wife Nicole Kidman.


The relationship between the two men is so close that, according to Morton's book, Miscavige even joined him on honeymoon in the Maldives after his wedding to Katie Holmes in 2006.


Cruise denies each of the claims vehemently, and Scientology lawyers are believed to be drawing up a lawsuit seeking £50million in compensation from Morton's publishers, St Martin's Press.


Cruise's lawyer and close confidante Bert Fields gave a rare interview to The Mail on Sunday to pour scorn on Morton's book, titled Tom Cruise: An Unauthorised Biography.

He criticised a passage in which Morton claims some "fanatical" Scientologists believed Suri Cruise was actually the result of a sperm donation by Scientology's dead founder, L. Ron Hubbard.




Morton writes that Ms Holmes may feel she was in "the horror movie Rosemary's Baby, in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child".

Mr Fields said: "It's not being published in England. The American publishers criticised the libel laws in Britain because they require an author to tell the truth. Well, thank God for the British libel laws."



Cruise will not be reading the book when it is published in the United States on January 15, Mr Fields said. "He has no intention of reading it. He's very, very busy with a lot of things right now.


"He has been told about it and naturally he knows there are a bunch of lies about him. You can imagine what it must be like to have someone compare your baby girl to Rosemary's Baby. Morton should be ashamed of himself.

"It's a boring, poorly researched book by a man who never talked to anyone involved in Tom Cruise's life or anyone close to him.


"There's no real independent research. He hasn't spoken to his mother, his sister, me, Paula Wagner [Cruise's film producing partner], his agent, his wives, David Beckham, Will Smith, Jennifer Lopez or any of the famous directors he's worked with. Instead you've got this long, boring reference to people he knew 30 years ago."

Morton's book paints a picture of a talented actor who tasted enormous success at a young age and then gradually became consumed by Scientology.

He recounts how the actor was born Thomas Cruise Mapother IV in 1962 and moved around North America with his parents, living in Ottawa, Canada, until the age of 12, when his mother Mary Lee left his abusive father.


Cruise excelled as a wrestler at school but took up acting seriously in his final years in high school when he was cast in a lead role for his school's musical Guys And Dolls.


By the age of 21, he had starred in his breakthrough movie, Risky Business, and was in the Hollywood Brat Pack, hanging out with Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe and Sean Penn.



Three years later he had become a major star in Top Gun, and went on to star in Rain Man, Born On The Fourth Of July, Mission: Impossible, Jerry Maguire and Eyes Wide Shut.


His involvement in Scientology began in 1986 when he was recruited by his first wife Mimi Rogers, a Scientologist who gave him some literature on the subject.

L. Ron Hubbard, a science-fiction writer, created Scientology in 1954. Its followers have fought hard to have the system of beliefs recognised as a religion, and its central teaching is that life's problems can be solved through a system of oneonone counselling called "auditing", measured by an "E-meter".


Courses can cost thousands, and critics make much of the doctrine of "Thetans" - alien spirits inhabiting human bodies who have to be flushed out.


Scientologists have also attracted criticism for the practice of "disconnect", where followers are encouraged to cut off friends and family members who do not follow Scientology.


Morton claims Scientologists pursued Cruise as part of a campaign to recruit celebrities.

The author quotes former senior member Karen Pressley as saying: "A senior Scientology executive would be on the phone telling us that Emilio Estevez was staying in Malibu and that we had 48 hours to speak to him and get him in for an auditing session. There was so much heat and pressure on this it was outrageous."

Cruise's recruitment was a coup for his wife Mimi but when their marriage began to fail in 1990 the hierarchy sided with him, according to Morton.


He quotes a former Scientologist saying: "The impetus was to help Tom Cruise and within 24 hours they had agreed to split up."



Morton says David Miscavige sought to rebuild Scientology's reputation, battered by a fraud scandal in 1982.

He invited Cruise to his "desert lair" in 1989, a 500-acre resort in Hemet, 90 miles from Los Angeles, nicknamed "Gold Base".


Miscavige lives there with Scientology's most devoted followers called Sea Organisation or Sea Org.

Morton claims the base was surrounded by security cameras, with "secret plans to rig the perimeter with homemade explosives in case of attack", as well as a "man-made eyrie where eagle-eyed guards with high-powered rifles fitted with telescopic sights scanned sunbaked California scrub for possible intruders".



According to Morton, the followers were not treated well. Miscavige, he says, was followed everywhere by an entourage "who slavishly tape-recorded his every utterance".


Scientologists say Gold Base is simply home to their film studios and production facilities where the organisation's literature, videos and E-meters are made, and object strongly to Morton's characterisation of Miscavige, saying it is based on testimony disproved in court.


When Cruise met Miscavige, the two men hit it off, Morton says. He quotes former Scientologist Jesse Prince as saying: "They were like glue, two little people who really enjoyed each other. They laughed the same and acted the same. They were like glove puppets, he was a big star and he was head of a religion."

After Cruise fell in love with Nicole Kidman on the set of motor-race movie Days Of Thunder in 1990, Miscavige invited them to Gold Base, Morton says.

Miscavige indulged Cruise's whims, ordering Sea Org workers to build a tennis court and gym to impress Cruise (facilities Scientologists say already existed).


According to Morton: "When Tom confided to the Scientology leader about the couple's fantasy of running through a meadow of wild flowers together, his friend apparently decided to make his dream come true.


"A team of 20 Sea Org disciples was set to work digging, hoeing, and planting wheat grass and wildflower seed near the Cruises' bungalow.


"Naturally the work was regularly inspected by David and Shelley Miscavige [his wife], who would ride over to the site on his motorbike. They were apparently unhappy with the finished appearance and had the area ploughed over and reseeded."

Although Scientologists deny the wildflower planting ever happened, Morton claims to have legal affidavits from several witnesses.


Morton says the indulgences came with a price, that Scientology took over the Cruises' new home in Los Angeles where Tom employed "a plethora of nannies, chefs, gardeners, housekeepers, and security staff.

"It was said that many were Scientologists who were carefully vetted by Scientology officials, the procedure often taking months in order to find a suitable candidate with the right background and attitude to work for Scientology's poster boy.


"Candidates would be interviewed on videotape by a Scientology executive before being approved. A Scientology executive later dismissed the claim as 'preposterous'."

Scientology executives contributed to the failure of Cruise's marriage to Kidman, Morton implies.

The author says that Cruise was asked in 1999 to do a "Potential Trouble Source/Suppressive Person course...designed to anchor an individual's faith while pinpointing those in his life who create problems".

Morton claims Scientologists were worried that Kidman might be a problem because her father was a psychologist - "which automatically made her a Potential Trouble Source" - and she had given an interview emphasising her roots as a Catholic.


"The fear was that a lukewarm Nicole could fatally compromise Tom's commitment to his faith," Morton writes.

"Somehow Tom had to be inoculated against the virus of doubt.

"The surefire cure for scepticism was the Potential Trouble Source/ Suppressive Person course, which reinforced wavering Scientologists' loyalty while making them more suspicious of those around them who were not members of the faith."


When Cruise decided to leave Nicole in 2000, she was worried that she might not be able to see the two children the couple had adopted.


Morton quotes a former highranking Scientologist claiming he received a call from Kidman's lawyer Bill Beslow: "At this point Nicole hated Scientology but was concerned for the kids.


"She did not want to ruin her relationship with them. I told the lawyer if she wants to stay with the children she will have to be quiet and not speak out about Scientology."

In particular, Morton claims she was worried about her "audit" tapes, which contained details of her sex life and which she feared might be leaked if she spoke out.


Morton recounts allegations that "auditing" focuses on the subject's sex life.

He quotes Hubbard's son, Ronald De Wolf, who fell out with his father, giving a Playboy interview: "You have complete control of someone if you have every detail of his sex life and fantasy life on record. In Scientology the focus is on sex. Sex, sex, sex.


"The first thing we wanted to know about someone we were auditing was his sexual deviations. All you've got to do is find a person's kinks, whatever they might be.

"Their dreams and their fantasies. Then you can fit a ring through their noses and take them anywhere. You promise to fulfil their fantasies or you threaten to expose them."


Morton says Karen Pressley was at Gold Base one evening when John Travolta's sexuality was openly discussed.

He writes: "'It made my head spin,' she recalls, 'and made me realise that the idea of confidentiality was a chimera.' As another Scientology executive admitted bluntly, 'These files come in handy if they want to blackmail you'."

Cruise's attempts at new relationships, with actresses Penelope Cruz and Sofia Vergara, did not work out.

Morton claims Cruz's father Eduardo "was concerned that his famous daughter could be drawn into what he considered a cult - and, like so many others, be lost to him and his family for ever.

"Eventually he emailed an organisation devoted to helping cult members and their families. It was only after a long exchange of correspondence that officials realised they were dealing with Penelope Cruz's father."

Cruise's shorter-lived relationship with Vergara included a visit to the Scientologists' Celebrity Centre in California.

Morton claims: "It was on this trip that Sofia realised Tom was never alone. Everywhere he went, he was surrounded by Scientologists. They were at his home, they were in his car, they were at the restaurant. They were never short of smiles, but she found them 'powerful and authoritarian'.

"One friend told me, 'She met his children, there is no doubt he was auditioning her for the part of his wife.' Sofia told friends she had been deliberately targeted not only as a possible bride for Tom, but as a high-profile Scientology recruit who would be an alluring figurehead for a future recruitment drive in Latin America."

Cruise's lawyer Bert Fields described the allegation as "ridiculous".

Morton claims that as Cruise has moved higher up the echelons of the Church of Scientology he has made more and more decisions about his life and career to simply promote his religion.


The author says Germany's population of 80million made it a perfect "new market" for Scientology, although the church is not recognised officially as a religion there.


"David Miscavige and his lieutenants were in Scientology's war room at Hemet, planning the invasion of Germany. From time to time they were joined in their desert bunker by Tom, who these days is the organisation's second-in-command in all but name, involved in every aspect of planning and policy."

Morton says Cruise's current mission is to recruit David and Victoria Beckham. The actor invited Miscavige to a Real Madrid game back in 2004 and held a celebrity party for the couple when they moved to Los Angeles.


Of the bizarre beliefs Morton ascribes to some Scientologists about Cruise's third wife, Katie Holmes, whom the actor married in a whirlwind romance, the author says, incredibly: "Some Sea Org fanatics even wondered if the actress had been impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm.

"In her more reflective moments, Katie might have felt as if she were in the middle of a real-life version of the horror movie Rosemary's Baby, in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child."

Mr Fields described the passage as "sick and bizarre".

"It's a pack of lies," he said. "The book suggests Scientologists somehow run his career. I've represented him for over 20 years and I've never discussed his business with David Miscavige. It's poorly researched and badly written, and it's not really even about Tom Cruise - it's an attack on Scientology."

The Church of Scientology is incensed about a series of allegations Morton makes about Miscavige, who took over from the religion's founder L. Ron Hubbard at the age of 26.


Elliot Abelson, general counsel for the Church of Scientology, said of Morton: "We tried to contact him to co-operate, to give him the truth, to give him a tour. I received nothing.


"This was a pre-ordained mission to trash Tom Cruise. He didn't ask to speak to David Miscavige and wrote some horrible things about him which are totally untrue. No one has ever made complaints of that kind."

Mr Abelson denied the actor was "second in command".

"He is a parishioner, a well respected parishioner, but that's what he is. The only person who runs the Church and makes policy decisions is David Miscavige."

Mr Abelson said no decision had been taken about legal action but he added that Scientologists may sue in Britain if the book is distributed here.


"It isn't too late for St Martin's Press to pull this book," he said
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that story is way too long, I read most of it but it started to make me sleepy. Anyway, moral of the story? We all know who Tom Cruise is fucking! The commander and chief of scientology! And I do really believe that suri is his. I think she looks more like him than like Katie.
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i feel sorry for britney
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