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Celebrity. Media. Whores ~ 2; celeb trash
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Angeliica Nero Feb 12 2008, 03:23 AM Post #341
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AMY FISHER IS A LOW-LIFE SCUM!

February 11, 2008 -- THE silicone in Amy Fisher's new D-cup boobs must have gone to her head - or why else would the Long Island Lolita say she couldn't care less that Mary Jo Buttafuoco still has the bullet Fisher fired in her brain?

"Mary Jo is a nonentity. People are angry at me because I'm a millionaire. But guess what? So is Mary Jo! She made more millions off of what I did than what I made," the heartless Fisher (see photo, next page) rants in an interview with Chaunce Hayden in this week's Steppin' Out magazine.

"I feel no sympathy for Mary Jo the multimillionaire! The fact that Mary Jo has a bullet in her head means nothing! I still have silicone in my boobs, and you don't hear me complaining. She can't feel her bullet, and I can't feel my silicone."

Fisher's remarks come just one month after the soon-to-be-remarried Mary Jo blasted her on a Web radio show for releasing a hardcore porn video to make a fast buck on her faded notoriety. Sixteen years ago, high schooler Amy, who was having an affair with Mary Jo's sleazeball husband, Joey, shot the unsuspecting and defenseless Mary Jo in the head - a cowardly act that put Fisher in the slammer for seven years.

"She's no Jenna Jameson, she's just a porn star . . . She tried to kill somebody, and now [she's] making money off it," fumed Mary Jo, who's penning a tell-all about her ordeal. Fisher fires back to Hayden: "She's trying to shop and peddle her wedding for money and she's trying to sell a book, OK?" Fisher now admits she recently lied about Joey being her boyfriend again just to get a reality TV show and to "p - - - Mary Jo off. I

know how to use the TV shows. They want ratings. It's all a business, and they made millions off of me."

But the bimbo claims she and Joey did have sex in the not-too-distant past. "But having sex with Joey wasn't that great 17 years later. I was like, 'Ewwwww.' It wasn't good at all," she tells Hayden. "When he was the older man 17 years ago, he was just 33 years old. But now he's 50 . . . He didn't take care of himself at all. He's got man boobs. So I quickly got sick of having sex with him. Our recent fling only lasted for a week."

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Angeliica Nero Feb 12 2008, 03:24 AM Post #342
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And in other Butofuco (I can never spell that fucking name) news, *Joey* is going to be releasing his very own porno video!! Who the fuck would want to see that?? :huh
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Hunter Feb 12 2008, 01:04 PM Post #344
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Ugh

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If that's the Joey I'm thinking of. I then so second what you said Sheila!

Who the fuck would want to see that?

Michele !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol are you laughing at the alien stuff I wrote or cos I heard
Kidman might be pregnant and I'm way wrong?

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la anaconda de chocolatee Feb 12 2008, 03:28 PM Post #345
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I am laughing about you calling Kidman an alien pretending to be human
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Julesy Feb 12 2008, 09:50 PM Post #346
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Fisher is a grade A cunt

she comes with a certificate of cuntiness
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Hunter Feb 14 2008, 10:55 AM Post #347
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Gotcha Michele! :)
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Julesy Feb 15 2008, 01:48 PM Post #348
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[size=7] NEW BRIT BRIT LAW[/size]

Regarding the dangerous habits for the hunger of Britney Spears photographs and a video or two every single moment of each day, a councilman in Los Angeles is discusted by the recent ways of Los Angeles' photographers that follow her each day and wants a law passed called "The Britney Law" that will hopefully protect not just Britney but the entire city of LA for all celebrities in the future, as well as regular people's safety, traffic, and more.

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Britney Spears is to have a law in Los Angeles named after her - because it was her $24,000 police escort to hospital last month which prompted councilmen to propose the amendment. The troubled pop star was taken from her Coldwater Canyon home to UCLA Medical Center on January 31 in an ambulance with a motorcade from the Los Angeles Police Department. The job of the motorcade, which included more than 20 police officers, a helicopter and a team of intervention specialists, was to block off traffic ahead and behind the ambulance carrying Spears to hospital, and to keep the paparazzi at bay. And the move has inspired L.A. City Councilman Dennis P. Zine to propose a safety zone be set up to protect areas around celebrities, hospitals, traffic, businesses and homes. The bill also suggests all members of the paparazzi get licenses to take photographs in the protected zones - with those breaking the law having their license revoked and royalties from the picture confiscated. He says, "The straw that broke the camel's back (idea that prompted the law) is the $24,000 we spent to escort an L.A. City ambulance to the hospital. I'm not infringing upon the right to take a picture. I'm concerned about the impact they have on the general public." Councilmen will vote on whether to adopt the new "Britney Law" on March 1, reports Hollyscoop.com

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A video on CNN posted earlier this week with a debate between the CNN reporter, the councilman who brought this law to the attention of LA and the founder of hollywood.tv who has all those videos of Britney each day ... The only thing that pisses me off is when the hollywood.tv founder says "Its not the paparazzi's fault - its the people who demand it" .... yeah ok whatever - no one is telling your photographers to bust open a starbucks and claim it there's until Britney leaves, no one is tellign them to hault traffic, bust down gates, and stand on her car. Any picture of Britney is worth so much money now you dont need to get in her face anymore at least.



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Paris Hilton’s New Movie Rated The Worst Movie of All Time

The users of the Internet Movie Database have voted Paris Hilton’s latest movie “effort” The Hottie and the Nottie as the WORST movie of ALL TIME. With 2,190 votes, Hilton’s latest film has overtook the 2004 ultra low budget indie horror film Zombie Nation, as well as other infamous cinematic crap such as Who’s Your Caddy?, Crossover, SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, From Justin to Kelly: With Love and Daddy Day Camp
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:ha :ha :ha :ha

what a dumb hoe.
I kinda wanna see how bad it is though.
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Her finest performance was in the House of Wax remake in which she gets killed!
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Auntie Maine Feb 15 2008, 03:38 PM Post #351
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Paris Hilton as an actress. :alondria Bitch couldn't act her way out of a martini glass. :rocks
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[size=7] BITCH GOT BANNED![/size]

Socialite Paris Hilton has been banned from attending the Oscars, according to reports.

Hilton, whose latest film The Hottie And The Nottie is ranked the worst movie of all time, has already picked out a £2 million Kira Plastinina dress for the ceremony.

A source revealed to the Daily Star: "She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars.

"She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with the film bods."

Hilton's acting career is in jeopardy after The Hottie And The Nottie grossed just £13,848 in its opening weekend in the US.

The source also said Hilton may try to get into after-show parties but will probably have to go incognito.

"She’s tempted to go to the parties afterwards, but might wear her trademark brunette wig to save her dignity."


:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha
boo hoo. so you dont get to go to the Oscars. someone call the WHAAAAMBULANCE
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:ha Poor slag. :ha
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Pregnant Angelina Jolie collapsed during a transatlantic flight, sparking concerns for her health.

The 32-year-old actress, who is believed to be expecting twins with partner Brad Pitt, reportedly fainted on an 18-hour flight from Iraq to Los Angeles via London on February 7.

A fellow passenger told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "She started to get swollen ankles and nosebleeds and started having leg cramps then she fainted into her chair."

The star - who has three adopted children, Maddox, six, Pax, four, and Zahara, three, as well as a 21-month-old daughter Shiloh with Brad - was said to have been given oxygen when she landed before medics gave her the all-clear.

Angelina's pregnancy has reportedly been plagued with so many complications she and Brad have hired a live-in nurse for their Los Angeles home.

A source said: "Brad is really worried about Angelina's health. He is a wreck."

Meanwhile, it has been reported the couple have agreed a $200 million pre-nuptial agreement ahead of their planned wedding later this year.

A source said: "They know that, if God forbid, things don't work out, they can make a clean break and go their separate ways with their separate assets."

The pair, who are said to have also agreed custody arrangements for their children, are said to be planning to tie the knot in New Orleans at the Saint Louis Cathedral.

Angelina was previously married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller and Hollywood star Billy Bob Thornton, while Brad and actress Jennifer Aniston finalized their divorce in 2005.
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Angie stay your sexy ass home!
Im glad shes ok now.

Id stay home and fuck Brad all day. Thats incentive enough for me to stay home.
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Jessica Alba is reportedly set to give birth to twins on June 8.

The pregnant 'Fantastic Four' actress and fiancé Cash Warren were delighted to discover they will be welcoming more than one baby this summer.

The source said, "Knowing that she's going to have twins has literally turned Jessica's life upside down. She and Cash have had to scrap their plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again."

Alba is said to be determined not to find out the sex of her babies until they're born. She has also been keeping up her exercise and healthy eating routine during the pregnancy.

The 26-year-old star isn't the only celebrity expecting twins.

Jennifer Lopez has reportedly checked into Long Island's North Shore University Hospital ready to give birth to a twin boy and girl - her first children with husband Marc Anthony.

Angelina Jolie and her partner Brad Pitt are also reportedly preparing for the arrival of twins


Jlo, Jolie and now this bitch?
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They all went to fertility clinics!
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I just cant stand that hoe and her "acting" skillz or lack of
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You know you act as her in the bedroom for your man! :toot
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