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Celebrity. Media. Whores ~ 2; celeb trash
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Denovissimus Feb 1 2008, 06:20 PM Post #281
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Paris Hilton hosted a pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night in Phoenix. 50 Cent performed but wasn't feeling the Paris skank. During his set, he gave her a shout out. Dumb skank thought that meant she could share the stage with him. PageSix.com reports that Paris started dancing near the stage and then got up there to dance with 50. He quickly told her, "Get the fuck off the stage!"

Paris got off the stage and started crying. Whore tears. She told the party's producers that it was her party and that she wanted to dance.

50 deserves a medal for putting that whore in check. He probably doesn't like the fact that Paris throws the n-word around whenever she wants.

:ha :clap :ha :clap :ha
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Julesy Feb 1 2008, 06:21 PM Post #282
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ugh i dont know whos grosser
rabbit tooth Fiddy or Paris

its a toss off!
I mean..
toss up
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Taman Feb 1 2008, 06:29 PM Post #283
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I hate 50 Cent (I truly wished they had aimed better) but :rocks for doing that!
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Julesy Feb 1 2008, 06:38 PM Post #284
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I hate 50 Cent (I truly wished they had aimed better)


I agree.
how can someone who can "rhyme" become famous

wheres Dr. Suesse's props?
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la anaconda de chocolatee Feb 1 2008, 06:52 PM Post #285
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good for 50! Not that I am a huge fan of his but that was hysterical!
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Julesy Feb 1 2008, 06:54 PM Post #286
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he seems like a giant bulky chocolate bunny you get in an easter basket.

fugtastic!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Feb 1 2008, 06:57 PM Post #287
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:ha you are right, he does look like that!
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Julesy Feb 4 2008, 02:58 PM Post #288
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[size=14] SUCK ON THAT TOM BRADY![/size]

GLENDALE, Ariz. (AP) -- The Giants had the perfect answer for the suddenly imperfect Patriots: a big, bad defense and an improbable comeback led by their own Mr. Cool quarterback, Eli Manning.

In one of football's biggest shockers, New York shattered New England's unbeaten season as Manning hit Plaxico Burress on a 13-yard fade with 35 seconds left in the Super Bowl. Sunday's 17-14 win was the Giants' 11th straight on the road, and the first time the Patriots tasted defeat in more than a year.

It was the most bitter of losses, too, because New England (18-1) was one play from winning, but its defense couldn't stop a 12-play, 83-yard drive that featured a spectacular leaping catch by David Tyree, who scored New York's first touchdown.

Tom Brady, the league's Most Valuable Player and winner of his first three Super Bowls, was battered all game. He was sacked five times, hurried a dozen more, and at one point wound up on his knees, his hands on his hips following one of many poor throws.

Hardly a familiar position for the record-setting quarterback. And a totally strange outcome for a team that seemed destined for historic glory.

Oddly, it was a loss to the Patriots that sparked New York's stunning run to its third Super Bowl and sixth NFL title. New England won 38-35 in Week 17 as the Patriots became the first team since the 1972 Miami Dolphins to go spotless through the regular season. But by playing hard in a meaningless game for them, the Giants gained something of a swagger.

Their growing confidence carried them through playoff victories at Tampa, Dallas and Green Bay, and then past the mightiest opponent of all.


GO GIANTS!!! :cheer
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la anaconda de chocolatee Feb 4 2008, 03:05 PM Post #289
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this is what I think of Tom Brady :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha


I dont feel sorry for him at all! Yeah Giants! :cheer :cheer
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Another faux pas for Prince Philip as he mistakes Oscar star Cate for a DVD technician
By LAURA ROBERTS - More by this author » Last updated at 09:47am on 31st January 2008


Maybe he was engaging that wry sense of humour that has got him into so much trouble in the past.
Or perhaps Prince Philip genuinely didn't recognise Oscar-winning actress Cate Blanchett when they bumped into each other at a social engagement.
Whatever the case, we are all now a little wiser about the difficulties the Windsors appear to be having with the royal DVD player.
It is said that when Miss Blanchett told Prince Philip that she worked in film he may have misunderstood her position in the industry.
Rather than question Miss Blanchett about her latest screen roles he decided to ask for some help in getting his home entertainment centre working.
A palace courtier said: "Prince Philip began discussing his DVD, which he said was broken. He said: "There's a cord sticking out of the back of the machine. Might you tell me where it goes?"."
As the story goes, Miss Blanchett politely responded that she was in fact an actress and not much of a technician.
Apparently, the 86-year-old Duke of Edinburgh was quite surprised.

:chuckle
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Julesy Feb 6 2008, 10:29 PM Post #291
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didnt he get his dick pierced?
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Auntie Maine Feb 6 2008, 10:30 PM Post #292
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Julesy Feb 6 2008, 10:34 PM Post #293
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sorry I got him cuntfused with Prince Albert
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing

why would a man do that to his cock?
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Auntie Maine Feb 6 2008, 10:37 PM Post #294
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:shrug The pain!!!!! :faint
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Julesy Feb 6 2008, 10:40 PM Post #295
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it will rip out a uterus! :toot
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Auntie Maine Feb 6 2008, 10:43 PM Post #296
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We do need a vomit emote.Didn't we used to have one?
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Julesy Feb 6 2008, 10:45 PM Post #297
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i think we did back on ezwhore. not here though.

who can reinstate the barf emote???!!!
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Kooky Tom Cruise is eyeing an equally batty celeb as a potential new Scientology convert! Tom is interested in personally converting embattled star Britney Spears to Scientology, the actor has been blabbing to friends. Tom is convinced that Britney suffers from multiple personality disorder and believes the controversial Church can save her.

“Tom loves playing savior – and says a Scientology detox is just what Britney needs. He says he personally sees three personalities in her, and believes the Church can get rid of two of them – and make Britney ‘Britney’ again,” a tabloid spy reveals.
[/SIZE]

his slogan she be
XENU WILL SAVE YOU!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Feb 7 2008, 01:06 AM Post #299
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Another faux pas for Prince Philip as he mistakes Oscar star Cate for a DVD technician
By LAURA ROBERTS - More by this author » Last updated at 09:47am on 31st January 2008


Maybe he was engaging that wry sense of humour that has got him into so much trouble in the past.
Or perhaps Prince Philip genuinely didn't recognise Oscar-winning actress Cate Blanchett when they bumped into each other at a social engagement.
Whatever the case, we are all now a little wiser about the difficulties the Windsors appear to be having with the royal DVD player.
It is said that when Miss Blanchett told Prince Philip that she worked in film he may have misunderstood her position in the industry.
Rather than question Miss Blanchett about her latest screen roles he decided to ask for some help in getting his home entertainment centre working.
A palace courtier said: "Prince Philip began discussing his DVD, which he said was broken. He said: "There's a cord sticking out of the back of the machine. Might you tell me where it goes?"."
As the story goes, Miss Blanchett politely responded that she was in fact an actress and not much of a technician.
Apparently, the 86-year-old Duke of Edinburgh was quite surprised.

:chuckle

ummm, hello, she played the what great grandmother of your wife or something like that? And why has he not hired someone yet to fix it? They have all the money in the world! Or just go out and buy a new one, it would be nothing for him to do that!
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Kooky Tom Cruise is eyeing an equally batty celeb as a potential new Scientology convert! Tom is interested in personally converting embattled star Britney Spears to Scientology, the actor has been blabbing to friends. Tom is convinced that Britney suffers from multiple personality disorder and believes the controversial Church can save her.

“Tom loves playing savior – and says a Scientology detox is just what Britney needs. He says he personally sees three personalities in her, and believes the Church can get rid of two of them – and make Britney ‘Britney’ again,” a tabloid spy reveals.
[/SIZE]

his slogan she be
XENU WILL SAVE YOU!

:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha

I would love to see this! But the bitch needs to die this friday so I can get my playstation!
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