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Celebrity. Media. Whores ~ 2; celeb trash
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Denovissimus Jan 30 2008, 02:23 PM Post #261
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No one can compete with Brad and Angelina though! They are breeding and adopting an army!
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Julesy Jan 30 2008, 02:24 PM Post #262
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Cruise is trying to reincarnate a male.
ALL HAIL L. RON HUBBARD jr
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 30 2008, 02:30 PM Post #263
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oh no, please no more Tom and Katie babies, I am so sick of hearing about those two
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Julesy Jan 30 2008, 02:38 PM Post #264
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so far Gwen, Jolie, Alba and Katie are preggo.
Whos next?
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Julesy Jan 30 2008, 02:48 PM Post #265
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Eva LongWHORIA is out pimping that shitty movie she's in about a dead bitch haunting the girlfriend of her fiancee. Think Blithe Spirit, but with a no-talent whore in it. This movie should have went straight to BETA. Yes, I know BETA doesn't exist anymore. That's the point.


That shit comes out on Friday, I think. I've been reading the reviews and all the critics seem bothered by the fact that her character's name is Kate Spencer. Not very Latino. Eva probably came up with that shit herself.

Anyway, Eva said that if she died she definitely come back to haunt her husband Tony Parker. She said, “I would sabotage every relationship he is in. I would not let him move on, I’d just lay in bed and watch him. He’s not doing anything without me. I’d be like if I’m going to the afterlife you’re coming with me.” Shit, she's haunting him while she's alive.



:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 30 2008, 02:50 PM Post #266
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well she has blonde hair in the movie which does not look good at all on her, so it seems like they are making her character to look like a white bitch who frequents the tanning salon, how lame
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Julesy Jan 30 2008, 02:55 PM Post #267
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only a selct few (very few) hispanic chicks can pull of the blonde hair

they skin tone is what fucks it up
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Denovissimus Jan 30 2008, 06:59 PM Post #268
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dlisted has my ass cracking up again! :ha

Verne Troyer had lunch at The Ivy yesterday with some mystery woman. Gold digger! Verne always gets the hot chicks. He probably knows how to drill that shit good. Yeah, I know gross. Think about it though. You can bounce that shit up and down. You can throw him up in the air and he'll land right on you. You can pick him up, use him as a lasso, throw him across the room and then run really quick to meet his dick on the other side of the room. That's some fun sex. :ha :ha :ha

When Verne was leaving the restaurant he was accosted by some tool pap who kept telling him that Verne's wife was on the brink of suicide. CelebTV has the video of the dude telling Verne that he has left her without any money and now she's addicted to drugs and in a mental hospital.

Damn! Midget dick is that good?

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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 31 2008, 12:31 AM Post #269
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:ha :faint

the last thing I want to think about is Verne Troyer having sex! Well good for him that he can get it though! He has a wife? :huh
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:33 AM Post #270
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when I saw him on SURREAL LIFE he grossed me out naked in his lil go cart and pissing on the wall.

women will do anything for a bit of fame and money
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 31 2008, 12:44 AM Post #271
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yeah a lot of women are pathetic that way
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 12:47 AM Post #272
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[size=7] Someone arrested on my man Pitts property[/size]

probably trying to steal him!

ET confirms the news that a man has been arrested at BRAD PITT's Hollywood home.

According to the LAPD, ERIC MITCHELL of Hollywood, a 25-year-old self-described "freelance reporter," was arrested at noon at Brad's compound. He was arrested on a "private person's arrest" by a housekeeper employed by Pitt. It will be up to the housekeeper to decide whether or not to press charges.

Police tell ET that he was trespassing in the gated community as it appears he was in the neighborhood illegally. Mitchell is currently being booked.



silly man. doesnt he know Pitt is in Az to meet me and go to the superbowl? :toot
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Kristina Q Jan 31 2008, 05:53 AM Post #273
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OMG!

I found this photo of Gwen Stefani!!! Titties!!!

I can tell it is really her by her vampire teeth!
Click below for realz...
Gwen's Titties!!!
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Julesy Jan 31 2008, 02:34 PM Post #274
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:clap gwens tits!

[size=14] KATIE IS AN EFFING LIAR[/size]

KATIE LIED TO US








The debate on whether Katie Holmes (Mrs. Tom Cruise) finished the New York City Marathon in November has been swirling around the Internet for the past couple of weeks, with some great reporting done by Defamer. The Iron Kahuna has done a half-dozen marathons and an Ironman, and he's been suspicious about Katie Holmes' (Mrs. Tom Cruise's) New York City Marathon performance for some time now. Here are six reasons why she may have not gone the full 26.2 miles.





1. No bleeding nipples. Katie wasn't wearing a bra (or much of one), and any guy will tell you, if your nipples rub against your shirt for 26.2 miles, you're going to have a bad case of bleeding nipples (see the dude from "The Office" below for a good example).





2. No salt stains on her hat or clothes. You can't run 26.2 miles and not have salt stains. Ask Rosie Ruiz

3. The lone run-man theory. Katie Holmes was allegedly paced by this man, Wesley Okerson, who allegedly wore a racing bib that appeared to be recycled from the 2003 NYC Marathon (#6074) but appears to have a timing chip on his foot. Why the timing chip? Did he run with Katie's chip? Why the 2003 number? There's no official results for either Okerson or #6074. BTW, #6074 for the 2003 race was assigned to Al Finger. Alan Finger is a yoga guru to the the stars in Los Angeles. Coincidence?

4. The identical splits. Katie Holmes and another of her apparent trainers, Paul Vincent (#28994) recorded the exact same splits throughout the race. To do this, you'd have to choreograph your steps with the precision of the Radio City Rockettes. It's very odd.





The exact second Katie Holmes was supposed to cross the 10k timing mat. In other photos, Katie couldn't be spotted on the other side of the street either.

5. No photos. The Kahuna has gotten a little obsessed with this. Photographers took wide angle pictures as runners across the 10k timing mat. The Kahuna looked up the photos of each runner who finished with a few seconds of Holmes' alleged 10K split (1:06:51), and couldn't find any photo that included Holmes on either side of the street. With her long pants, purple shirt and blue hat, she shouldn't be hard to spot. (On the Brightroom website, there are no photos of Holmes or Paul Vincent. Hmmmmm.

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A few hours after her "marathon," Katie was striking a pose in high heels on the red carpet. An incredible recovery!





6. High heels. After struggling to allegedly complete her first marathon (5:29 and change), Katie Holmes put on a pair of high heels that night and attended the movie premiere with her husband, walking down the red carpet with no ill effects from the marathon.




THE END


ive seen footage and pics of her after the marathon. no fuckng sweat! plus she had no bra on and just a tank top. you cant run 26 miles with your tits flapping. thats what sports bras are for!
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she is a fucking idiot!!!

ekkkk, the bleeding nipples thing is making my nipples hurt!
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Spears taken from her home in ambulance

57 minutes ago

celebs: Kevin Federline | Britney Spears

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LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance early Thursday and escorted to a hospital by more than a dozen police officers as two helicopters followed overhead.

A Los Angeles police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said the 26-year-old pop star was being taken to "get help" but did not give the ambulance's destination. The Los Angeles Times, citing unidentified authorities, said Spears was taken to UCLA Medical Center to be placed on a "mental evaluation hold." Center spokesman Mark Wheeler declined to comment to The Associated Press, citing privacy laws.

Spears' police escort also included motorcycles and two cruisers.

On Jan. 3, police were called to her home when she refused to return her two young sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, to ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has custody.

Officers had paramedics haul Spears to a hospital for undisclosed reasons. She was released after a day and a half in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Police also went to the home Monday night after someone reported a swarm of paparazzi trespassing in the singer's gated community. When officers arrived, they didn't see anyone trespassing, police said, but citations were issued for several illegally parked cars.

Spears has been in a highly public downward spiral since filing for divorce from Federline in November 2006.

Her bizarre antics include shaving her head bald, attacking a car with an umbrella and bringing along a paparazzo pal on trips to a courthouse in her child custody case.
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I started not caring once she started using that retardo 'english' accent.

she got that from Madge!
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3 more months! :toot
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la anaconda de chocolatee Jan 31 2008, 02:52 PM Post #279
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oh shit, I have her down for the 8th, 9 more days. Will she die that soon? Not if she is still in the hospital then she wont!
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No PS3 for you! :yahoo
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