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Julien's Juice 338 ~ Revolutions and Revelations; 2008 Edition
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Taman Dec 28 2007, 07:54 PM Post #61
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and sodomized the victim with a broomstick



Jesus Christ of Problemville! :faint


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la anaconda de chocolatee Dec 28 2007, 07:56 PM Post #62
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Tailor Made is cheating on New York?! Say it ain't so! Tailor Made and his new lovely tranny, New York, are engaged, but Gatecrasher reports that at his company Christmas party Tailor Made was all over other chicks or should I say "real" chicks.

Tailor Made works for the fashion company Marc Ecko and was acting the fool at their Xmas party last week. A source said, "He was dancing, and kissing a blond with curly hair, then holding hands with a girl with short straight brown hair." He was also falling over left and right. When some girl helped him up, he hit on her too. It's his last chance to get any real vagina.

He did however talk about New York and how much he loved her. Vh1 probably called him and reminded him to do so.


hes too cute for her and thats saying alot cause shes fug

I actually think NY is too good for that fool! And that is saying a lot!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Dec 28 2007, 07:57 PM Post #63
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today is Darwin's birthday I need to call him before I go to Chili's. I also need to make brownies for my party tomm and some dinner for myself before I go into work.
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la anaconda de chocolatee Dec 28 2007, 08:04 PM Post #64
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did some backreading from the last juliens:

However, the biggest surprise was to be found in the attic, where the fire brigade was directed by the other slaves. The door was bolted, and the fire brigade had to use a battering ram to open the door. What they found would make their stomachs wrench; inside the crawlspace attic was the stench of death. According to contemporary accounts, over a dozen disfigured and maimed slaves were manacled to the walls or floor. Several had been the subject of gruesome medical experiments.

The exact details are unclear; owing to the horrific nature of the crime, many details were either swept under the rug or embellished. One man looked as though he had been victim of some bizarre makeshift sex change. Another was trapped inside a small cage, where her arms and legs had been badly broken and then reset at odd angles, making her appear as some sort of "human crab." Another woman had her arms and legs removed and patches of her flesh had been sliced off in a circular motion to make her appear as a giant caterpillar. Some had their mouths sewn shut and had then starved to death. Others had their hands sewn to different parts of their bodies. One woman had her entrails pulled out of her stomach and was secured to the floor by her own intestines. A small boy of about twelve had the flesh on half of his face peeled back, revealing muscle, veins, and so forth. The wound had since been infested with disease and insects. Most of the victims were found dead. Those who were still alive, begged to be put out of their misery and died shortly after.

:huh :huh :huh :huh :faint :faint :faint :faint Fucking sick shit!!! We should call her Jane the Ripper! She was 1,000 worse than Marguarette Mayfair could ever have been!!!




Dan thanks for reminding me about Eastern Promises, I wanted to see that movie when it was out in the theater, but of course Graham wouldnt see it with me because the boy is allergic to watching really good movies. He loves to waste his money in te theater seeing really bad movies. So I must go rent it soon, I love Viggo :lovah and I want to see him naked
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Denovissimus Dec 28 2007, 08:13 PM Post #65
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Give Darwin some cuntaconda for his birthday :dance
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la anaconda de chocolatee Dec 28 2007, 08:13 PM Post #66
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haha! Maybe, we shall see
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Denovissimus Dec 28 2007, 08:16 PM Post #67
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I need to save money for partying on new years eve so I can't go out tonight, I shall be home bored!

Good thing I have liquer, I will play my tranformers video game, blowing shit up is fun
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We are going to the neighbors next door for New Years Eve.He is making paella.Never had it,but I really like hanging out with them.They gave us this beautiful calendar that he made and as I am looking through it I come to June and am :shock thats my front porch and morning glories in the picture,then I get to December and once again :shock thats my Christmas wreath with starfish in the picture. :clap How cool is that!!!
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Never heard paella! You have been sorely deprived!

And what an awesome calender idea...but that means he's been photographing in secret! He probably has naked shots of Noel!
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jesse you are going to end up with psorosis of the liver


Dan that is so cool!!
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la anaconda de chocolatee Dec 28 2007, 08:32 PM Post #71
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I had pork paella in spain because I dont eat seafood. It was yummm
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I didn't say I had never heard of it.I said I had never had it.
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This is going to be seafood.He made his lobster stock last night.

Jesse I thought of you Christmas Eve when we were having Jimmys lobster bisque.
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That's some crazy shit!
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dan when is your internet situation going to be rectified? We miss you heaps around here!
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that is true.
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I'm getting the fuck outta dodge!

Laters Garden!
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What's that suppose to mean?
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Dan my sister got my dad a calendar with all pics of my nephew in it! For the summer ones he's in the garden, for October he's dressed up for halloween etc, it's so cute!!!!

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Home now! But I forgot to buy some fucking beer! Will have to go back out in a bit.

Darrelle its an old saying which I believe goes back to the old west, get outta dodge, meaning Dodge City. Wiki it!
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