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what you want; x-mas edition
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Denovissimus Dec 14 2007, 09:26 PM Post #21
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Between pussy and cock....cock wins! :clap
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la anaconda de chocolatee Dec 14 2007, 09:45 PM Post #22
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maybe you just havent tasted the right pussy yet! :blush
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Julesy Dec 14 2007, 09:58 PM Post #23
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I dont want no candy in my cooter! just cock!

besides wouldnt the mint burn your va jay jay?
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la anaconda de chocolatee Dec 15 2007, 05:21 AM Post #24
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:ha
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Denovissimus Dec 15 2007, 08:01 AM Post #25
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If a cigar didn't fuck with Monica Whore Lewinski's va jay jay I highly doubt a candy cane will!
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Noname Dec 15 2007, 04:10 PM Post #26
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me too! Which hopefully I will be getting from Monty!


Michele I want in your card about your meat curtains.

Who is Monica???
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I ought to try getting a candy cane and lining it against Miguel's cock and sucking them both at the same time!  :clap


God, there is no place quite like the Garden. LOL!
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Noname Dec 15 2007, 04:11 PM Post #27
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Okay, I know who Monica is not! I didn't see the last name just the "Whore" part.
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Julesy Dec 15 2007, 04:34 PM Post #28
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like I said. I dont want anyting inside my va jay jay except cock and the occasional tongue/finger. :toot
no foreign inanimate objects.
though I think I may want to get this for his stocking.
not that he has any probs getting or staying hard, just for the vibration. really for me!

http://www.gamelink.com/popup/product_imag...285&image=front
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Atomic Blonde Dec 15 2007, 08:13 PM Post #29
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:clap

I want to know what happened to Larisa's other kitties that she keeps have to have them replaced every year!

Larisa in cat fighting ring shocker! :shock
Larisa in cat stew recipie shocker!  :shock
Larisa in serial cat killing shocker!  :shock

:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha

either that or she is a cat woman with 40 cats!

:ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha :ha

Im in a different country! My other Christmas kitties are in America! I need replacements!
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Jane Dec 15 2007, 10:34 PM Post #30
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I want a Nintendo DS lite!!!!!!! I think I know of a place I may be able to get one from but I've had to research it really hard!
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Taman Dec 16 2007, 10:10 AM Post #31
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I asked for a huge warm blanket (cause I am always cold) and a watch (which I already chose and it's awesome). Not much on my list this year, I have the book for the holidays and a printer (bought those myself) so I am good. :rock
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Julesy Dec 17 2007, 02:11 AM Post #32
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my guy upgraded his SIRIuS STILLETTO and had to get them on the phone to change subsription stuff.

He just told me my boombox and car stereo adaptor are subscription free!H
He paid for a lifetime subscription which he will pay off in 3 months. :yahoo
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Angeliica Nero Dec 17 2007, 06:00 PM Post #33
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I already pretty much know what I'm getting.

Cash-from my Dad (ole moneybags :yahoo )
Chanel # 5 Eau de Parfum-from Lovah
A bunch of books and dvds (including Season 3 of Desperate Housewives and that movie with Ed Norton and Naomi Watts I like so much but can never remember the name of from my brother)
Gift certificates for clothes and lingerie (from my mom and Mark)

And our big Xmas present to ourselves is our vacaycay to Cuba in a months' time :rocks .

I also want a video phone. :iwant

I got the weirdest present yesterday from a client. A china bust of the Virgin Mary that plugs in and lights up. God, wtf am I gonna do with that? I hate the fact there is no bloody gift reciept with it because it probably cost a fair amount of money and I can't even regift it because--well, that would be a weird gift to give to *anyone*.
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Noname Dec 17 2007, 06:02 PM Post #34
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^^^ LOL!
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Angeliica Nero Dec 17 2007, 06:12 PM Post #35
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I'd sooner it had been a bust of Elvis. At least that would be kitschy cool. You don't want that china bust of the Virgin Mary, do you Darrelle? :shrug
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Noname Dec 17 2007, 06:14 PM Post #36
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Oh no. That's Catholic, si? Maybe Jules will want it? Ebay, honey.
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Taman Dec 17 2007, 07:21 PM Post #37
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You don't want that china bust of the Virgin Mary, do you Darrelle?


Lol what could he possibly need that for? For masturbation?? :ha :ha Oh no that was so wrong of me but I had to say it. I hope hell is as warm as they say.
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Jane Dec 17 2007, 07:31 PM Post #38
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I got my Nintendo!!! Had some money to put towards it but paid for most of it myself. Still my best present though! Gonna get Rick to wrap it.

That's bad Sheila, I hate getting presents I don't like!
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Julesy Dec 17 2007, 11:16 PM Post #39
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Sheila my grandma or mum would actually like somehing like that. :ha

Its funny to admit. My grandma has one of those pictures of Jesus and when you walk by, it turns into the SHROUD OF TURIN :priest

gaudy Catholics
it should be Cath-aholics :cheers
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