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Julien's Juice 336 ~ Baby it's cold outside; but it's warm in here!!!!
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Denovissimus Dec 18 2007, 02:27 PM Post #181
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Morning! Made it to work! And there was chocolate cake and strudel in the break room, so to hell with the oatmeal this morning.

Congrats Nicky!
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leaving for work, later garden! :wave
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Angeliica Nero Dec 18 2007, 03:44 PM Post #183
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has anyone here seen I AM LEGEND? if so, is it really that good?

even if your friends saw it and gave you an overview. can you post it in the celeb thread?

por favor?

I haven't seen it myself Jules but a couple of people I know who have say it rocks.
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Hola Sheila!
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Angeliica Nero Dec 18 2007, 03:48 PM Post #185
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International fashion icon Victoria Beckham says soccer stud husband David's manhood has not been digitally enhanced in his new underwear advertisement for Giorgio Armani.

The new promotional campaign, which was unveiled on Monday features the LA Galaxy player in various seductive positions. Victoria revealed:

"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"

According to UK department store Selfridges, sales of the entire Emporio Armani underwear line rose on average by 30 percent across the range.


NOT MY QYOTE BUT MADE ME LOL!

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A tractor exhaust pipe? Yeah, maybe one from a Tonka Toy.

Oh Christ! I actually believe his cock is really that big but if their sex life is so great why did he cheat on her with that Dutch woman who had some really unfortunate name--ah yes--Rebecca Loos--and tell his loose woman that he much preferred her body since Posh was all skin and bones and he hated her implants? I'm sooo sick of those two braggarts. *Takes another swig of Haterade*.
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Posh is so damn ugly
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She is now. She was reasonably attractive before she went blonde and lost what 50 lbs. I had a copy of HEAT magazine out awhile ago and William (my son) pointed at her pic and without any prompting whatsover said "ALIEN". :alien Well she does look like one. I want to force feed her some pie! And blond is not her colour :alien .
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Angeliica Nero Dec 18 2007, 03:55 PM Post #188
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It must be torturous for her though looking like such shit and being married to someone who other chicks are misguidedly hitting on constantly.
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His cock is too much for one coochie, let alone an alien coochie!
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LOL!
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Denovissimus Dec 18 2007, 07:37 PM Post #191
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Jules, crazy Cloverfield review http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35100

The movie sounds like it kicks ass!
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:ha :clap :ha :clap :ha :clap

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people won't admit... J

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit...

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


10 Truths White and Hispanic people know but Black people won't admit...

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldn’t be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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Pretty funny!!

The biggest radio station over here, radio 1 suddenly decided this year to sensor the "you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot" line out of Fairytail of New York the Pogues xmas song which has been played zillions of times before! People complained (including gay groups) so they had to back down and play the proper song again!
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Hey Jane! I read about that. I hate political correctness.

Its so dry in this office! And I want some juice!

Thinking of making eggs with chicken chorizo for dinner, I just bought some of that chicken chorizo during lunch.
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I'm so tired today. Vinny was sick last night 3 times! It was like having to get up to look after a sick child, I'm so not ready for parenthood! The first time was on the back seat of my car fetching Rick from work at 10pm. The second time was at midnight-ish, I heard him downstairs heaving so had to get up and clean that up. Then at 2am he came upstairs and laid on our bed, I thought he was cold because he was shivering but he threw up again all over the bed!!!! So had to clean up and put bedding in the wash. Meanwhile Rick gets in the spare bed and goes to sleep :angry leaving me cleaning up, and I didn't want to leave the dog so ended up spending an uncomfy night on the settee with Vinny!

I just don't function right without my sleep!
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Poor Vinnie and poor Jane...boo on Rick!

I can't stand it anymore, I can't last another hour here at work! I must be free! I'm turning in a leave slip.
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work has been really busy this week and I didn't feel like doing any today either!

Should really try and catch up a bit tomorrow!
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That Cloverfield review sucked. It didn't tell us anything we didn't already know, he just used a lot of bad language to make it sound exciting.

I'm holding judgement till I actually see this damned movie.
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Julesy Dec 18 2007, 11:17 PM Post #199
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had a copy of HEAT magazine out awhile ago and William (my son) pointed at her pic and without any prompting whatsover said "ALIEN


that made me lol so bad! ALIEN.

That list was funny and so true!

home from work and fuck the gym. had to wait in line at the post office :faint
then went in person to pay a bill :faint

i should have been home 2 hrs ago :faint
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Julesy Dec 19 2007, 12:08 AM Post #200
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my future sis-in-law called and asked me if my sister had the new Mary J cd.
I said "I dunno, I dont listen to the music she does and we never talk about music because we end up in an argument"


dunno why Im posting this but..w/e
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