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Reaper Academy; The Revival
Topic Started: Jan 12 2010, 03:17 AM (161,462 Views)
Kimiko
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"Oh!" Miki cried, seeing the rings Spoony bought her. "Y-You SHOULDN'T have! HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's, like, HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Come on, guys," Sayuri said, taking Musashi and Miki hands, and Miki took Spoony's hand. "I wanna get married before I'm old and have wrinkles, like Jade!"

So she dragged them all into the limo, and they arrived at...

Til Death Do Us Part

Sayuri got back out of the limo. "Here we are!"

Meanwhile, somehow, the political d-bag from the restaurant had followed them with the camera.
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[Til Death Do Us Part]

Musashi was very happy. He always wanted to get married and now he was. Oh, and somehow he got a really nice, expensive ring for Sayuri. How? He’s rich, okay? Screw the plot, he has money.

Suddenly, Musashi started skipping. “We’re off to get married, because we’re teenagers and we’re drunk!” [/We'reOffToSeeTheWizard]
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-Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel-

Elvis paused, as four people suddenly came into the chapel. Skipping and singing

“It seems like it's my lucky night,” Elvis grinned, “Welcome to the Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel. How can I help you this fine night? Looking to get hitched?

“You're in luck, we have a special today! Two weddings for the price of one...But...” Elvis paused, “Those two seem a bit young. Might need a little...extra, for it.”

Elvis seemed to be asking for a bribe.
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[Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel]

Musashi was very drunk right now, and had a bit of a hard time figuring out what Elvis was asking for. He eventually realized that Elvis wanted a bribe, but that was no big deal.

Musashi’s dad was a famous politician, so Musashi knew all about bribery.

“Oh, you want some money! Yeah, I know about that! My dad taught me all about bribery!” Musashi pulled out a big fat wad of cash and handed it to Elvis. “Can we all get married now? Oh, and we need more wine.”
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-Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel-

Once Elvis received his...fee, from Musashi, he quickly collected all of their names, and led them to the front of the chapel.

There was nachoes there. And more wine.

“Let us begin,” Elvis said, and held up his arms to begin.

“Do you, Musashi, take Sayuri to be your lawfully wedded bride, to have and to hold, until reincarnation do you part?”

Once an “I do” was given, he turned to Sayuri.

“And Sayuri, do you take Musashi to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, until reincarnation do you part?”

Once that “I do” was given, he grinned, “I now declared you husband and wife!”

“And do you,” a gasp of pain, the politician who had been filming them had a heart attack, as Elvis said Spoony's name, “take Miki to have and to hold, until reincarnation do you part?”

Another “I do.”

“And do you, Miki, take,” a car pulled up, drowning out Spoony's name again, the politician's aide appearing to help him, and the get the video “to have and to hold, until reincarnation do you part?”

Another “I do.”

“I then declare you husband and wife as well!” Elvis declared.

“You may now...lay some sugar on the other. Oh yah,” Elvis finished, striking a pose.
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Sayuri, super excited about being married, jumped up and kissed Musashi. Normally her kissing was just fine, but in her drunken state her kissing was sloppy and stupid and loud. I doubt Musashi would complain.

Meanwhile, Miki waited for Spoony to kiss her. "We're, like, married now. HAHAHAHAHA! I just realized... I don't know my new last name... HAHAHAHAHA!"
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[Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel]

Musashi gave a big “I do” and then he turned to look at Sayuri.

It was time for the kissing – the best part of any drunken, underage wedding following a bunch of dancing, groping and bribery.

Suddenly Sayuri was kissing him in a very drunken, sloppy way. Musashi, also being completely drunk, returned her kiss with an even sloppier kiss. He may have been hammered, but he was very, very happy.
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Spoony then said, "Well, Miki... you are now Mrs.--"

The political D-Bag started shouting, "I'M HAVING AN EFFIN' HEART ATTACK!! OH, GOD, WHY ISN'T ANYBODY HELPING ME?!!!"

Then Spoony said, "And now... for the kiss!"

Spoony took Miki in his arms and kissed her passionately... and very sloppily. He was also trying to say, "I'm so happy right now, Miki!" but it was muffled because he was trying to talk while kissing her passionately.
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-Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel-

Tristan cried, throwing rice at the couples, having wandered outside unsupervised and made his way to the chapel, which had bright lights.

Imagine his surprise, where Sayuri, who's phone may be distantly related to Tristan, showed up, and all these people were getting married.

“My voice has never been so overcome with emotions!” Tristan sniffed. He then paused, looking at the politician.

“My voice knows CPR!” Tristan declared.
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Sayuri stopped kissing Musashi (who probably had a hard time stopping, himself), and thought for a second. "Oh my... I need to change the name on my Chuck E Cheese membership card! And I guess I should meet your dad... do you think he'll like me?"

"That's a great last name!" Miki said. She was gonna add something else, but then Spoony started practically making out with her. She struggled to get out of it, and when she finally managed to pry him off of her, she laughed. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was GROSS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Someone get me some more wine! HAHAHA!"
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[Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel]

Musashi had a very hard time stopping the kissing with Sayuri, and he might have cried a little bit but instead he did not.

“Hmm? My dad? No, he’ll like you a lot! I mean, I spent several hundred thousand dollars on your ring and the wine and the wedding, so how could he not like you?”
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Spoony proclaimed, "Miki, my darling! You're the greatest!" Then he (tried to) pick her up, and started stumbling around from side to side as he walked, trying to find his way out of the chapel, but having a VERY hard time walking a straight line... and was pretty much walking all over the chapel trying to find his way out.
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"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Miki laughed louder and crazier than ever.

"Quit playing around, Spoony!" Sayuri laughed, taking their hands again. "We've gotta go!" She dragged them out of the chapel, and she took in the fresh air.

Then, Sayuri passed out. Afterward, Miki felt very sick. She ran behind a bush and threw up. When she emerged from behind the bush, she also passed out.
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Spoony felt faint, "I... don't feel so well..."

Then he fell down, and passed out on top of Miki's chest.
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[Till Death Do Us Part Wedding Chapel]

Musashi stumbled outside and walked over to the limo, but before he could do anything else he fell on the ground and passed out, because he was very, very drunk, as I may have mentioned.

He totally passed out then.

Luckily, his skeleton driver was able to put the kids in the limo and drive them home. “Hey Tristan, you want to drive?” He offered the boy.
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