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Reach for the Stars; But don't forget your towel.
Topic Started: Sep 10 2008, 09:37 PM (187,625 Views)
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Mysterious Planet

"Yes....Let's go...It seems as if everyone needs some rest" Kanna managed quietly, looking from Ethan to Melanie and the others. She turned to head back to the ship, taking one more look at the strange planet they had stopped on....

For a short time she thought this would be a proper place to buy her son. Obviously that wouldn't happen anymore...

Melanie kept her gaze low...She just wanted to rest...She sniffled a bit.


Azmuth's Place

Jade took the cell phone with a grateful nod, dialing a number she knew by heart and holding it to her ear.....

It rang a few times before a voice appeared on the other end. It was loud enough to make Jade cringe.

"AIIIIIIIYYYAAAAAAAAAH JADEEE WHERE ARE YOU?!?"

"Uh hi Uncle!"Jade greated with a nearvous laugh. "Jackie there?"

"JACKIE GONE LOOKING FOR YOUUUU!

"Where?"

"EVERYWHERE"

Now Jade was feeling a bit bad for just leaving "Well i'm okay! Just in a little pickle-BUT NOTHING BAD! I'm with Ben!"

.......

"Let me speak to the boy Jade..."

Jade frowned, handing the phone back to Ben "Ummm...He wants to talk to you"

Ragnarok

"Oh there will be tides?! I hope the waves are big!"

Crystal had three loves: Bunnies, the color pink, and water. If Sama wanted to become one of those he was going to have to either turn Shannon into a fur hat, erase the world of pink, or prove the him on the beach is better than just the beach alone.

Weird concept I know...
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[Mysterious Planet]

Zeratul approached the group, as they approached Nova.

“... Professor Desty Nova. I will be coming with you, for now, as well. I wish to see what you learn of that creature Maar.”

This was Zeratul way of making a request; only he called it a demand. If Nova did not want the Protoss on his ship... well, that was too bad for Nova, since Zeratul would likely end up there anyway. Nova surely had security, but Zeratul might have been the only person in the universe who could slip past it. Maybe.

[Ragnarok]

Sama nodded and gave her a large grin. He was pleased to see she liked the idea of the beach so much.

“The waves are huge! I've been before... best of all, I can talk Junior into letting us use his private beach! You'll have a great time.”

He gave her a grin, and then pointed to a computer screen. The Ragnarok was quickly approaching a floating spaceship...

“Oh good! We're almost here.”
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-Mysterious Planet-

“You can either take Nova's ship back, or wait until my T.A.R.D.I.S. shows back up,” The Doctor said to the NERV folk softly.

Ethan kept close to Kanna, ready to grab her if she fumbled or something.

“We might have to wait...” Galv frowned, “I might have destroyed a few consoles and absorbed some energy from the ship...”

-Earth-

“Understood, Comrade Didymus,” Omega told the man. Was there a hint of humor in that robot voice?

He continued his rounds, looking around and seeing a red haired figure leaving...Scans indicated it was Comrade Asuka.

Omega paused, and stood still.

Didymus' phone would now be ringing.

-Azmuth's Place-

Ben took the phone gingerly, looking at it, then held it up to his ear.

“...Hello?” he said tentatively, already wincing from a blow to the head.
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Ragnarok Holodeck

Jagan was quite surprised that Otacon actually opened the door and removed the lockdown. Sure, he didn't SHOW his surprise in any visible way, but he was definitely surprised by the action. Otacon was worried that Rei could become a security risk due to Gendo's interference. Whether Otacon trusted Jagan or not was irrelevant, due to the fact that Jagan himself was not a good arbitrary tester of a defensive technique he invented.

The golden-eyed youth observed Otacon carefully, trying to judge the man's actions and trying to find any ulterior motives. While the man WAS his superior, Jagan didn't often trust people too much...

Not like he was going to voice any sort of suspicion though. He was JAGAN, and he kept a lot of things to himself, and some of them were kept quiet for good reason.

"It would be acceptable. However, I am wondering why we are being released from lockdown without an arbitrary test of your mental defenses. If your defenses are not strong enough, it is quite possible that it is still a heavy security risk."

He turned to Otacon then.

"Now that I particularly stand against your decision, but I wish to know why you made such a quick choice to release us."

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Earth House, Didymus's Room

The moment the colonel stepped through the doorway, it was obvious that something was off. Everything was in its place, but the lights were on, when Didymus could remember turning the lights off before. In addition to that, a quiet humming was coming from the cough just past the entrance.

Before the colonel could even get his weapon out, a lazy call came from the couch.

"Oh, do calm down. I'm just here to talk, nothing more and nothing less."

It was the same man. That same man in the plain gray business suit, still as immaculate as ever, with the same slicked-back brown hair. However, he no longer wore glasses to conceal his eyes, and he looked quite relaxed, while the last time Didymus and Asuka saw him was in quite a tense mood.

"Colonel Didymus. You're cutting quite a dashing figure lately. One of the youngest leaders within the UTR military structure, one of the most skilled mecha pilots within the program, and a stickler to the rules unlike many of the others. So many THINGS I have heard about you, so I couldn't help but come out and meet with the man who has such an interesting record."

The man leaned forward on the couch and smirked.

"Imagine my surprise when I started my investigations and learned that there was such a... DIRTY underside to things. You let a rogue UTR colonel slip through the cracks. Consorted with a woman under your command. Negotiated with third-party groups such as Philanthropy... And even accepted contact and aid from the mysterious Nova Labs."

The man flipped out a small datapad and began scrolling through it, his face growing into a rather unsettling smirk. Something was... Off about him. His very presence seemed almost slimy in a way, like if he obviously had ulterior motives, but hell knows who they were.

"I was definitely amused. Tracking you down was difficult enough, but then I had followed you. To think that the one you consort with is a rogue N.E.R.V. ex-agent with a penchant for high temper and even more questionable conduct within the very military structure she serves... It paints an interesting picture, colonel."
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Now becomes the the past in an instant — and everyone will eventually die! Destiny triumphs over human knowledge and goes mad! That is the way of things! I spit upon this frail, crazed, world! I spit upon the Second Law of Thermodynamics!
~ Desty Nova, Karmatron Theory

Let them Label me! Let them swear and curse at me as I tug humanity like a bucking bull into the darkness of the unknown, revealing its secrets to the sane and driving them MAD! In ages long past, I shall be looked upon as a tyrant and a savior! As a savant and as a fool! My work shall advance humanity long past its time, throw it into the unknown future and force it to grow strong or FALL! Years from now, when I will inevitably be removed, my work shall continue to progress, because these things cannot be denied! Governments will publicly criticize my work, but privately conduct research that advances it! I shall imprint myself into the annals of history, among the stars that shine as brightly as Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Dmitri Mendeleev, Nikola Tesla, and countless others! My work will shine as brightly as any star, and I AM ITS CREATOR!!!
~ Desty Nova, Morality


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Azmuth's Place

Despite handing the phone over to Ben Jade was listening closely over his shoulder to whatever her great uncle would tell him.

"AIIIIIIYYYAAAAHHHH YOU KIDNAPPED MY GREAT NIECCCCCE!"

Jade groaned, palm to her forehead. She leaned over Ben's shoulder, speaking into the reciever.

"He didn't kidnap me uncle!"

"AND YOU BRAINWASHED HEEEEER....VERY TRICKKKKYYYY"

Jade rolled her eyes. Uncle was.......Uncle.

Ragnarok

Crystal rushed over to the ship's massive windows, watching as it came up in the distance. as it started to become visible she gave a squeal of excitement. "Awesome! Oh we'll totally have to surf! You know how to surf right?"

Mysterious Planet

"How long will we have to wait?" Melanie asked quietly, eyes still down but moving towards the Doctor. She stopped in front of the man, but didn't look up.

"Where did the one who looked like...Jason..go?"
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[Mysterious Planet]

There was a popping sound, and outside of the house, the silvery pod called Alien reappeared. Jumping out was Three, who looked haggard and irritated (as he always seemed to). He quickly headed inside and marched up to his counterpart.

“... I've got it figured it, I believe. I'll tell you later.” Three stated matter of factually, before looking at the rest of the group. “Any telling when they're leaving? Is Nova giving them a ride, or are we waiting on the TARDIS...?”

[Ragnarok]

Otacon turned to Rei and Jagan and tapped the side of his glasses.

“You disappoint me! You should know I'm smarter than that. While you two were playing in Rei's mind, I... kinda... injected you with nanomachines. Don't get mad! They're just like the one's Sama uses! They'll allow you access to a CODEC, so you can stay in constant communication with me... they'll ALSO act to block any outside source of influence from your minds. I don't know if it can keep Gendo out, but we WILL know if he tries something.”

[…]

Sama nodded. “I can surf! We'll be sure to hit the beach, then! It'll be fun.”

The Ragnarok began to land. The gates of Kukai opened up, and the Ragnarok flew through a clear tube. Soon they arrived at a gigantic tower. To the south of the tower was a gigantic city, while to the north was a massive beach.

The Ragnarok landed, and Sama grinned.

“We're heeeeere!”
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-Azmuth's Place-

Ben winced from the loud voice, holding the phone away from his ear.

“I didn't brainwash her or kidnap her!” Ben said, trying to defend himself, “I just kissed her!”

A pause.

Probably the wrong thing to say...

-Mysterious Planet-

“I'm not sure, honestly...” The Doctor said to Melanie. He looked up, spotting Nova.

“Oi! Nova!” The Doctor yelled, “Can you teleport these people back to your ship? I need to wait for my T.A.R.D.I.S. to reappear.”

He turned, as the other him appeared, and he waved.

“Hopefully Nova will give them a ride...I believe Ben took the T.A.R.D.I.S. for something...”

-Earth-

Something was stopping Didymus from answering his phone...and a light was on. Did something sneak in? Was it Sylar, with some unusual power?

Omega moved back towards the house, entering and activating his scanners. Two humans...Which would be fine if Omega hadn't seen Asuka leave earlier.

He hurried to the room with Didymus and Slick, worried of a potential burglar, or worse.
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As chaos flitted about, healing the various minor scrapes on people and helping out as much as he could, Desty Nova was simply standing there and waiting, tapping his foot in a rhythm only he seemed to hear. When The Doctor asked a question, the scientist turned his head to face the man, giving the impression that he had his eyes closed while he waited.

"Why do I need to bother with teleporting if they are on approach?"

As he spoke, a sound filtered through the air, approaching quickly as the giant form of the NL Apocalypse loomed above them, settling down slightly to the side of the battlefield.

"They are going to arrive to US, not we to them. Come! We have much to do!"

And, as full of enthusiasm as he was before, Desty Nova ran back towards the ship.

When the Apocalypse appeared, chaos shielded his face from the wind picked up by the ship's arrival and sighed, looking around at the devastated area.

"So many things happened here... KOS-MOS, come on. Let's go. There's nothing else we can do here at the moment."

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Ragnarok Holodeck

"I see. I must admit that I did not expect such a sudden infiltration. I must warn you, however, that I may require a re-injection of said nanites due to the fact that the regeneration nano-technology that Desty Nova uses would definitely clash with what you have given us."

Jagan then felt a slight tremor as the Apocalypse entered atmospheric pressure.

"It appears that we have arrived at our destination."
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~ Desty Nova, Karmatron Theory

Let them Label me! Let them swear and curse at me as I tug humanity like a bucking bull into the darkness of the unknown, revealing its secrets to the sane and driving them MAD! In ages long past, I shall be looked upon as a tyrant and a savior! As a savant and as a fool! My work shall advance humanity long past its time, throw it into the unknown future and force it to grow strong or FALL! Years from now, when I will inevitably be removed, my work shall continue to progress, because these things cannot be denied! Governments will publicly criticize my work, but privately conduct research that advances it! I shall imprint myself into the annals of history, among the stars that shine as brightly as Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Dmitri Mendeleev, Nikola Tesla, and countless others! My work will shine as brightly as any star, and I AM ITS CREATOR!!!
~ Desty Nova, Morality


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Something had been off, Didymus knew it. He had advanced into his room carefully, hand upon his pistol, slowly examining, hiding behind the door as he slowly opened it.

Slick.


"Imagine my surprise when I started my investigations and learned that there was such a... DIRTY underside to things. You let a rogue UTR colonel slip through the cracks. Consorted with a woman under your command. Negotiated with third-party groups such as Philanthropy... And even accepted contact and aid from the mysterious Nova Labs."


Now, Didymus is usually kind, formal, professional, even friendly.

HOWEVER, when someone comes unbidden into your own estate and talks all sorts of smack to a person...they tend to get a tad agitated.

His hand didn't move from his pistol, and Omega arrived.

"I'M dirty? That's great, coming from some jerk who's trespassing in a private residence. And who apparently hasn't quite done his research."

"Let me see...the "rouge" yeerk-infested colonel who did NOT slip through the cracks, but was, as I recall, deliberately transferred to my ship in an effort to expose him-which succeeded, by the efforts of my crew and even some help from prisoners at the time-this is all public record. The operation was a success, and we sealed the leak that day. And as for the other things...there's a lot I can't really confirm or deny."

Still, he went over things in his head.

Philanthropy, for all its suspicious activity, is still a legitimate-enough part of the military, my working with it is no blemish. And I DIDN'T want anything from Nova Labs, Philanthropy had something from them which got attached to my fleet and I was ORDERED to go along with it. The only point of his that has a TOUCH of legitimacy is my consorting...and what can I say? I'm afraid I have my vices. For whatever it's worth, I've no intent of pursuing this when I return to duty, save for letting her know that we'll pick things up when it's legal. I slipped, perhaps, but I repent, or shall end that and repent of it.

He sighed.

He was edgy, but angry as well.

"I don't know what it is you want, but I feel inclined to tell you to get yourself off my family's property before I have my robot bodyguard here-" he indicated Omega, who had just entered the room-"-do it for you."

"So either spit out what you want or GET OUT. NOW."
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The man reeled back in quite a mocking gesture.

"My, my, so much HOSTILITY. And really? "Jerk"? Is that the best you can come up with on short notice, colonel? And here I just wanted to talk, maybe settle some differences, maybe come to some sort of deal... But it appears that you're as uptight as they truly say."

He stood up and stretched before taking a small cup from the armrest of the couch. It was a small pack of yogurt and a spoon, obviously taken from Didymus's kitchen. The man, completely ignoring the fact that he did take something that wasn't his own, simply took a spoonful and pointed at Didymus.

"Still, there are secrets you hold. Secrets that many would absolutely love to know, especially those who want to know amongst the UTR upper echelons. So, I suppose, here I am."

He shrugged, taking another spoonful.

"Of course, you don't need to know anything. In fact, you don't even have to DO anything. I'll just do my job and see what I can root up, what sort of interesting and illegal things I can tie you to."

He took another spoonful of the yogurt before placing the half-eaten carton back on the seat of the couch, walking past Didymus. As he walked by, a small datapad was slipped into the colonel's pocket, something that wasn't noticed immediately.

"Do try to cooperate, sir. I would absolutely HATE to resort to extreme measures..."

And off he went, whistling calmly to himself.
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Now becomes the the past in an instant — and everyone will eventually die! Destiny triumphs over human knowledge and goes mad! That is the way of things! I spit upon this frail, crazed, world! I spit upon the Second Law of Thermodynamics!
~ Desty Nova, Karmatron Theory

Let them Label me! Let them swear and curse at me as I tug humanity like a bucking bull into the darkness of the unknown, revealing its secrets to the sane and driving them MAD! In ages long past, I shall be looked upon as a tyrant and a savior! As a savant and as a fool! My work shall advance humanity long past its time, throw it into the unknown future and force it to grow strong or FALL! Years from now, when I will inevitably be removed, my work shall continue to progress, because these things cannot be denied! Governments will publicly criticize my work, but privately conduct research that advances it! I shall imprint myself into the annals of history, among the stars that shine as brightly as Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, Dmitri Mendeleev, Nikola Tesla, and countless others! My work will shine as brightly as any star, and I AM ITS CREATOR!!!
~ Desty Nova, Morality


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"My, my, so much HOSTILITY. And really? "Jerk"? Is that the best you can come up with on short notice, colonel? And here I just wanted to talk, maybe settle some differences, maybe come to some sort of deal... But it appears that you're as uptight as they truly say."


Didymus listened intently as Slick spoke, silently.

"Omega...make sure that...gentleman...gets off this property, and LEAVES, then come back and make sure this datapad isn't trapped or anything." he said.

"Where the crud is Asuka...?" he wondered outloud.
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Mysterious Planet

The group headed back to Nova's ship, battered and bloodied and down one person. Because of this everyone was rather quiet and undoubtedly upset...Melanie took the Doctor's answer with a small nod before heading on-board...

"What are we supposed to do now?" Kanna asked Ethan quietly, making her way on-board as well. "We can't just pretend this never happened..."


Azmuth's Place

Jade gasped, grabbing the phone and turning it in the other direction, bracing for what was to come as a result of Ben's poor choice of words.

AAAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF OF JADE

Jade groaned, punched Ben on on the shoulder, and gave him the phone bacl. Her great uncle was currently yelling obscenities in Chinese, every now and then earning a blush from Jade who could obviously understand him.

"Uncle he would NEVER do that! He's-Yeah I know he's a dummy but STILL! Noooo ewewewew! I would PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE! Uggggghhh Uncle speak English or SLOW DOWN-"

The girl held the phone from her mouth, glaring a Ben "Look what you started! Now he thinks you're gonna kidnap me and throw me into the null void-whatever THAT is..."

Ragnarok

"Awesome!" The girl exclaimed before a thought came to her. In a blur of motion she rushed from the room, leaving Sama, Shannon, and Gerald in her dust. She would return a few minutes later, clad in a bright pink bikini.

"Okay! Now i'm ready!!"
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Felix, still feeling as if his world had just been shattered, slowly lumbered onto the ship and leaned against a nearby wall. He closed his eyes and plopped his forehead against the cool metal of the ship, lost in a million thoughts.

[…]

With a pop, the Alien appeared in the hangar. Three jumped out and dusted himself off, and then he set out to find The Doctor. He had done a bit of digging and finally found what he was looking for... he now had a theory, and it was probably bad, judging from the sour look on his face.

“We need to talk.” He told The Doctor as he arrived. “Have a... problem.”

[Earth]

Asuka was unaware of the problems happening at the house, and unaware of Slick. She was wandering the streets at night, kicking a rock. She was full of feelings that contradicted everything she'd felt since the Rebellion, and it was causing her a great deal of emotional pain.

“Urrrrrrrgh!” She punched a tree, breaking the skin on her knuckles. That caused her a great deal of physical pain, which she vented in the form of German profanity.

… GS does not speak German, nor does he feel like spending ten minutes googling 'German swear words', so just use your imagination!

[Ragnarok]

Sama blinked as Crystal ran from the room in a matter of seconds. He shrugged and looked to Gerald, but the mad scientist had already gone about tinkering on his computer and stopped paying attention long ago.

He looked to Shannon and flinched. He hoped that rabbit really was nice now, but after the eyeball clawing incident, he had his doubts. He would just plan on staying out of the rabbit's way and giving it no incentive to attack him.

Then Crystal reappeared in a bikini. Sama had to wonder if his sudden nosebleed would attract bunny attacks.

“I'm going to guess you want to go straight to the beach.” Sama grinned. He blinked, wondering if the rabbit was coming.

[…]

“Alright you two,” Otacon looked to Rei and Jagan. “We're here... seems we stopped on the beach, of course... Sama never could just use the front door. Well, anyway! Do you two want to hit the beach, or the city, or would you like to meet Rubedo?”
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It didn't take long for Melanie to find her room, collapsing into the warm blankets on her bed as soon as she stepped in, and without changing out of her sopping wet clothes or wrapping her wounds. She lied like that for a few minutes, feeling rather numb about all that had happened.

Kanna took a slightly different approach, dissapearing into the bathroom which was connected to her room. She emerged a bit later, clad in a robe which was much too large for her small frame but better than her wet dress.

She knew she should check on her daughter...And Felix as well. She also knew she had a lot of questions...She wanted to start searching for NERV more than ever....

The woman sighed, running her hand through her long hair, pulling it over he shoulder. While there was a lot she wished to do she knew for now they would need to rest.

Ragnarok

"BBBEEEEEEAAAAACH TIMMMMMMEEEE"Crystal exclaimed, rushing over to grab Shannon and place her on her shoulder. "Come on come on come on! We gotta do all the surfing while the artificial waves are good!"

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Sama laughed a bit and followed a very excited Crystal out of the Ragnarok. The ship had landed on a spacious sandy beach, complete with palm trees, a light breeze and what appeared to be a sunny day in the skies above.

In actuality, the 'skies' were a cleverly constructed dome which mimicked the look and feel of a real sky, while providing artificial sunlight and wind. It was always sunny for that reason. The beach was artificial too, but the sand was real, and even if the water was not actually part of an ocean, the waves certainly looked like the genuine deal.

“Hahah, we'll have plenty of time for surfing!” Sama had taken a moment to change before leaving the ship, though he still wore the bandana he had inherited from his mentor. He now wore a pair of sunglasses.

He led Crystal to a large area where a gigantic white fence was standing. A man in a business suit (which screamed 'guard' when standing on a beach) approached them, but Sama showed the man his identification, and they were allowed behind the fence.

“Well... here we are! The private beach of the Kukai Foundation! I'm sure Gaignun Junior will be out to bother... err... meet us, soon, but until then, let's party!”
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