In Memory of Ronnie Barker

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In Memory of Ronnie Barker
Topic Started: Jul 15 2008, 06:23 PM (120 Views)
Tallyho!	Jul 15 2008, 06:23 PM Post #1
Croc Posts: 254 Group: Members Member #221 Joined: April 25, 2008	This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger though god knows how many takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read .. -------------------------------------------------------- This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. Edited by Tallyho!, Jul 15 2008, 06:24 PM.
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Tyke	Jul 15 2008, 11:14 PM Post #2
Happy in Onkaparinga Hills Posts: 237 Group: Members Member #228 Joined: April 25, 2008	I love this style of humour. "Spoonerisms" are a favourite of mine. The Shop scene with the shopping list is also high up there "Fork Candles" Ever or listened to any of Kenneth William's work?? Tongue twisting or what?? An old friend had copies of his albums where he recited his rhyming nonsensical poems. Edited by Tyke, Jul 15 2008, 11:15 PM.
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PC Pom	Jul 16 2008, 03:24 AM Post #3
Anyone for tennis? Posts: 654 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: March 23, 2006	It's vey clever and yet on the face of it looks so simple to do. Again, comic genius. Nice one!
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