Joke of the Day!!

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Joke of the Day!!
Topic Started: Jul 14 2008, 02:14 AM (114 Views)
Roo1Adelaide	Jul 14 2008, 02:14 AM Post #1
Redback Posts: 42 Group: Members Member #147 Joined: September 17, 2007	Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's......... I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and wasstanding in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital lasttime, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive careward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it worksis to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one ortwo every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete soI was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by nowenthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that conditionbecause I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sittingin the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hardas he staggered out the door.. Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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PC Pom	Jul 14 2008, 04:01 AM Post #2
Anyone for tennis? Posts: 654 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: March 23, 2006	I wouldn't have the balls to tell that joke out loud...
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