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Shyness......; Oh dear, we are shy!!!!
Topic Started: Mar 26 2007, 05:36 PM (158 Views)
airconkid	Mar 26 2007, 05:36 PM Post #1
MODERATOR- Great White Posts: 639 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: November 14, 2006	OK, so it looks like the DVD is mine......... C'mon you lot, get typing. Nobody is going to bite. KNOCK KNOCK Whos there? Biggish Biggish who? No thanks.............. Sorry about that TTFN Dave and Kath
	Grab the cane toad by the legs and go for it, life is too short to wander "What if...." or "If only...." Now LOVING *"A New Life Down Under"*


alison	Mar 26 2007, 08:37 PM Post #2
Taipan Posts: 58 Group: Members Member #105 Joined: March 23, 2007	:lol: doh!! I had to say that to myself 3 times before i got it and am not even blonde!!!



PC Pom	Mar 27 2007, 04:14 AM Post #3
Anyone for tennis? Posts: 654 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: March 23, 2006	:rolleyes: I know this is going to go off topic - slightly - but I've just come across this and it's funny - well, it's also life threatening too, but worth a look. Just promise to come back though. Hope it works. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9DLlMMXhKg Paul. PS Hello Alison!
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munchmel	Mar 27 2007, 07:45 AM Post #4
Redback Posts: 38 Group: Members Member #66 Joined: February 4, 2007	airconkid Mar 27 2007, 03:36 AM OK, so it looks like the DVD is mine......... C'mon you lot, get typing. Nobody is going to bite. ....not without a fight... Mel ..hot on yer heels.. :ph43r:



airconkid	Mar 27 2007, 05:48 PM Post #5
MODERATOR- Great White Posts: 639 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: November 14, 2006	So, looks like I've a bit of a scrap on my hands eh? Well, may the best person win, as long as it is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... Hiya Mel, keep it up. TTFN Dave
	Grab the cane toad by the legs and go for it, life is too short to wander "What if...." or "If only...." Now LOVING *"A New Life Down Under"*


cathnpaul	Mar 28 2007, 08:02 AM Post #6
Moderator - Croc. the yellow ribbon is for Maddy.x Posts: 464 Group: Members Member #21 Joined: October 29, 2006	airconkid Mar 28 2007, 03:48 AM So, looks like I've a bit of a scrap on my hands eh? Well, may the best person win, as long as it is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....... Hiya Mel, keep it up. TTFN Dave Even bigger fight on you two...lol. Dave - are you the Dave and Kath that are friends with mr and mrs hedgehog by any chance??? if not this is going to sound really wierd.lol. :lol:
	LATE JUNE 2007, IS THE START OF <span style='font-family:Arial'>A NEW LIFE DOWN UNDER</span>


munchmel	Mar 28 2007, 06:10 PM Post #7
Redback Posts: 38 Group: Members Member #66 Joined: February 4, 2007	why don't cannibals eat clowns?? ....coz they taste funny..



cathnpaul	Mar 28 2007, 08:37 PM Post #8
Moderator - Croc. the yellow ribbon is for Maddy.x Posts: 464 Group: Members Member #21 Joined: October 29, 2006	munchmel Mar 29 2007, 04:10 AM why don't cannibals eat clowns?? ....coz they taste funny.. BOOM BOOM!!
	LATE JUNE 2007, IS THE START OF <span style='font-family:Arial'>A NEW LIFE DOWN UNDER</span>


PC Pom	Mar 28 2007, 11:06 PM Post #9
Anyone for tennis? Posts: 654 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: March 23, 2006	I apologise if you’ve heard this joke before, but it is a funny one. I’m not sure what the moral of the story is, but here goes… An elderly lady entered her local bank, although she didn't have an account there. She was greeted by one of the friendly staff and proceeded to explain, rather nervously, that she wanted to deposit a large sum of money and would therefore like to see the bank manager. So the bank manager was called and the little old lady seemed much more at ease as soon as she was introduced to him "How can I help you madam?" asked the manager. "Well", said the little old lady, "I have a lot of money that I would like to deposit at your bank." "Certainly", replied the manager. "May I ask how much?" "£165,750", replied the old lady. "All in cash, so I'd like to see the bank’s safe, please". Somewhat taken aback by this the bank manager invited the old lady into the bank's safe room where he proudly demonstrated how safe the room actually was. "This door is made of steel one foot thick and the locks are very, very strong." Curiously, he continued. "Madam, do you mind me asking how you came to be in possession of such a large sum of cash?" "Gambling", she replied. "Oh! Er, what sort of gambling?" "Well, let me put it like this. I bet you that you've got square testicles!" A look of embarrassment spread across the manager's now rosey face. "Er, well, er, madam, I assure you I haven't!" "But I bet you have. In fact, I bet you £10,000 that you've got square testicles!" "But madam..." "Is it a bet?" "OK", replied the manager, somewhat surprised at the sudden forceful nature of the old lady. "It's a bet." Surely this is a bad joke he thought. "Right. If it's ok with you I'm going to get my solicitor to come down with me tomorrow morning at 10 o’clock and then we'll see", said the old lady. And with that she was ushered from the bank by the manager who couldn't believe what had just happened to him. A sleepless night followed for our manager friend. Surely this was all a terrible joke. But bringing the solicitor? No. It couldn't possibly happen. But it did. At 10am sharp the following day the little old lady and her solicitor entered the bank and was led by the manager into the privacy of the bank’s safe room. There were just the three of them. "OK, drop your trousers", said the old lady. Rather shocked by all this he did so without hesitation, followed by his undies. After all, this was clearly real and a bet is a bet! The old lady just stared at the manager's private parts for a moment. Then, very slowly, she bent over and reached forward with both hands and held the manager's testicles in her frail, upward facing palms. The manager, not surprisingly, flinched a little. “See!” said the manager. The solicitor, meanwhile, was shaking his head vigorously from side to side, looking up at the ceiling. A little perplexed by this odd behaviour of someone who was here to witness the outcome of the bet the manager enquired as to why the old lady's solicitor was shaking his head from side to side looking up to the heavens. "What's wrong with him?" he asked, pointing in the solicitor's direction. A sweet smile appeared on the old lady's face. "Oh," she said, gently cupping the manager's rounded tesicles, "I bet him £50,000 that at around 10 o’clock this morning I would be holding the balls of my bank manager!" P. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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airconkid	Apr 6 2007, 08:24 AM Post #10
MODERATOR- Great White Posts: 639 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: November 14, 2006	I STILL think there are some shy people ot there!!!! Come on, get 'postin' people.
	Grab the cane toad by the legs and go for it, life is too short to wander "What if...." or "If only...." Now LOVING *"A New Life Down Under"*


cathnpaul	Apr 14 2007, 07:07 AM Post #11
Moderator - Croc. the yellow ribbon is for Maddy.x Posts: 464 Group: Members Member #21 Joined: October 29, 2006	airconkid Apr 6 2007, 06:24 PM I STILL think there are some shy people ot there!!!! Come on, get 'postin' people. If you have a question to ask - no matter how daft it may sound please post it. Or if you have some info that may be valuable - please post that too. It all counts. x
	LATE JUNE 2007, IS THE START OF <span style='font-family:Arial'>A NEW LIFE DOWN UNDER</span>


airconkid	Apr 14 2007, 08:32 AM Post #12
MODERATOR- Great White Posts: 639 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: November 14, 2006	WHERE ARE ALL THE 'NEWBIES'??? C'mon you Guys, don't be scared, get posting....... Speak soon, eh? TTFN Dave
	Grab the cane toad by the legs and go for it, life is too short to wander "What if...." or "If only...." Now LOVING *"A New Life Down Under"*


airconkid	Apr 17 2007, 06:37 PM Post #13
MODERATOR- Great White Posts: 639 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: November 14, 2006	airconkid Apr 14 2007, 06:32 PM WHERE ARE ALL THE 'NEWBIES'??? C'mon you Guys, don't be scared, get posting....... Speak soon, eh? TTFN Dave Advanced members are getting very common on this site....LOL
	Grab the cane toad by the legs and go for it, life is too short to wander "What if...." or "If only...." Now LOVING *"A New Life Down Under"*


cathnpaul	Apr 22 2007, 07:27 AM Post #14
Moderator - Croc. the yellow ribbon is for Maddy.x Posts: 464 Group: Members Member #21 Joined: October 29, 2006	I think the watchers are there, if you look at hte amount of people who have read a particluar thread. I hope you guys have the courage to participate...we dont mind and you are very very welcome. Will look forward to chatting with you all. x
	LATE JUNE 2007, IS THE START OF <span style='font-family:Arial'>A NEW LIFE DOWN UNDER</span>


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