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Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and wasstanding in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital lasttime, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive careward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it worksis to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one ortwo every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete soI was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by nowenthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that conditionbecause I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sittingin the road licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hardas he staggered out the door..

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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