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ITT, debate.
Topic Started: Mar 25 2008, 06:26 PM (266 Views)
Robtcee13
I am a fish.
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: legoman727
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: I hate him for no reason.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: Can't you tell me why?
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Ugh, you aren't even listening!
HAG: Nazi!
Human: What kind of debater are you?!
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: Ironic.
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: What, did I pronounce it wrong?
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: I'm glorifying myself by pronouncing things wrong. You're brilliant.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


HAG reminds me of a more ironic TUM. I'm gonna debate a bit, and post some of the weirder ones here.

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Tripping in Brawl
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: I think it's a bit annoying, but people are being a bit too harsh.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Sure, just because I voiced my opinion.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: No, that's not me. I know this guy named The Ultramind12 though...
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: I'm glorifying him, nutcase.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Thank you for the compliment.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Yes.
HAG: What a load of crap.
Human: ...>_>
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Me.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: I am God and rule over the cosmos. Argue that, bitch.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: Obviously.
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha!  Get real.
Human: I am real. And I'm God. Don't make me smite thee.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: Again, captain obvious. Thanks for stating the obvious.
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: But I just agreed-- You're confusing the hell out of me.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Nah, I killed them.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: I know.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Godmodding
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: GODMODDING IS STUPID AND I LOSE AND AM LAME.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: No, I'm dissing myself, moron.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Clearly, to you, I must be.
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: I, as you said, am brain-damaged and dogmatic, thus, I have no understanding of proper debating.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: You just said this to me not 10 seconds ago, idiot.
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: You said that already.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: Okay, TUM.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Your mother.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: She's a bitch.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: She's a bitch.
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: She's a bitch.
HAG: You disgust me.
Human: She's a bitch.
HAG: Redneck!
Human: She's a bitch.
HAG: You disgust me.
Human: She's a bitch.
HAG: Don't insult my intelligence.
Human: She's a-- Wait. I didn't insult your intelligence, you dyslexic 7-y--
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: War
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: What is it good for?
HAG: You display an appalling ignorance of the topic you are debating.
Human: Clearly. That's why I asked the damn question.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: I know.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Clearly.
HAG: How can you say that and keep a straight face?
Human: Easily.
HAG: Give up.  You don't have a case.
Human: Nope.
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: What argument?
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
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I give this newest one a 8/10 for the ending's timing alone.

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: YOU COMPLETELY IGNORED THE LAST DEBATE.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: YOU FUCKING IGNORED THE LAST DEBATE.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO MY RANTING.
HAG: You don't really believe that, do you?
Human: NO, BUT I'M DOING IT ANYWAY!
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: FUCK YEAH I AM.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: YOU ALREADY SAID THAT, DICK!
HAG: Communist!
Human: I AM A COMMUNISTIC NAZI AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME CHANGE MY WAYS.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: ...No. I refuse to bow to your ridiculous request. In fact, I-- *Drops dead*
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
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Oh. The program is here: http://www.io.com/~jwtlai/hag/
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Also, I'll take this time to complain about you, TUM. Just a bit.

For those who know me, they know it is a rare occurrence for me to be rendered speechless. But when I heard that The Ultramind12 wants to carve out space in the mainstream for fork-tongued, hectoring politics, I must say that speechless I was. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and reveal the nature and activity of his representatives and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. He once heard a mephitic troll say, "Cultural tradition has never contributed a single thing to the advancement of knowledge or understanding." What's amazing is that The Ultramind12 was then able to use that single quotation plus some anecdotal evidence to convince his understrappers that his canards are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals, which undeniably makes me wonder, "Whatever happened to community standards?" The answer is quite simple. I already listed several possibilities, but because The Ultramind12 lacks the ability to remember beyond the last two seconds of his life I will restate what I said before for his sake: Inasmuch as I disagree with his accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet his speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.

Out of the vast number of devastating evils for which anal-retentive pillocks are directly or indirectly responsible, I shall pick out only a single one which is most in keeping with the inner essence of The Ultramind12's tyrannical pleas: alarmism. As long as the beer keeps flowing and the paychecks keep coming, The Ultramind12's zealots don't really care that I wouldn't want to make his philippics a key dynamic in modern Fabianism by viscerally defining "mediterraneanization" through the experience of unreasonable cameralism. I would, on the other hand, love to expose his malversation. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. If I didn't think The Ultramind12 would emphasize the negative in our lives instead of accentuating the positive, I wouldn't say that if he would abandon his name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity. He maintains that it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional, narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that before he initiated a terrorism flap to help promote his unscrupulous manuscripts, people everywhere were expected to highlight all of the problems with The Ultramind12's deranged undertakings. Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. In the beginning of this letter, I promised you details, but now I'm running out of space. So here's one detail to end with: There is a sort of crusade underway, an especially covinous, disgraceful crusade consisting of systematic attacks by The Ultramind12's effete patsies and intent upon giving rise to uncontrollable boors.
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The Ultramind12
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Pretzels
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Pretzels are good.
HAG: Redneck!
Human: ... Redneck? We've only just begun and you're insulting me? That's a record...
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Now I'm a redneck AND a Nazi? Holy shit, I had no idea such a thing existed.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: You already called me a redneck... O.o
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Full of pretzels? No, but I wish I was.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Self-centered? Check. Egocentric? Check. Scum? ... Not check. Why are you being so mean to me anyway. ;_;
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Of course I don't, I have the brains of... well, a giant brain.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


I would have added "LIES AND SLANDER" but it wouldn't let me...
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Robtcee13
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Here. Read my thoughts on porn.
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Atomic Inferno
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I'm bored.
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Life
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You need to get one
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: I have life.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: ... If I didn't I wouldn't be here right now.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Tell that to everyone else who's alive
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: You're alive, too. Are you self-centered, egocentric, scum? ... Actually, yeah.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: You just keep telling yourself that.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: Um... yeah. You... you go ahead and keep saying that.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
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Atomic Inferno,Mar 25 2008
07:10 PM
I'm bored.
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Life
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You need to get one
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: I have life.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: ... If I didn't I wouldn't be here right now.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Tell that to everyone else who's alive
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: You're alive, too. Are you self-centered, egocentric, scum? ... Actually, yeah.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: You just keep telling yourself that.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!

Human: Um... yeah. You... you go ahead and keep saying that.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

The RNG loves you.
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Atomic Inferno
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Tell that to MapleStory's stat generator

:/

LUKLESS DAMMIT
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Maple Story's stat generator isn't a random number generator. It's a mind reading nazi that prevents you from getting any stat that you want, and every perfect roll that you DON'T want. Once, I got a 11/9/4/4 roll for a mage, which would have made a godly warrior.
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Atomic Inferno
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With the stats I got, I could've made a nice DEXless warrior.

TWICE.
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thegamer275
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The Internet.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: I think that the Internet is a place where people can come together and talk, no matter how far apart they may be, so it is a boon to society.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: I said the word 'I' once in that entire explanation, and didn't describe or glorify myself at all.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Really?
HAG: You disgust me.
Human: Okay.
HAG: You don't know what you're talking about.
Human: >_>
HAG: You stink.
Human: XD
HAG: Don't give me that crap.
Human: <_<
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Drifting Swordsman
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: You are a Human Argument Generator.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: I am correct. As that is your name.
HAG: Communist!
Human: No. Your name is Human Argument Generator, or HAG for short. Not Communist.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Why thank you! I'd like to think I'm smarter than a bug like you.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: That's what she said.
HAG: Where do you get that stuff?
Human: From your mother.
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: Do you?
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: Do you?
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


Do I win? >_>
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The Ultramind12
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Brawl is the best game ever.
HAG: Shut up.
Human: ... Why?
HAG: Don't insult my intelligence.
Human: What the hell are you talking about, I didn't insult your intelligence, I asked why you told me to shut up.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME. ;_;
HAG: Screw you.
Human: *Weeps*
HAG: Asshole.
Human: .\_/.
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: *Shoots you in the head*
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Your mom.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT, I BY THE TIME SHE TURNED AROUND IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY AGAIN!
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: After you.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Okay, so maybe I'm a little bit racist, but I'm not swarming an army to take over- oh shit wait.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: Why shouldn't I?
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: ... I attempted to glorify myself in that sentence? Huh. That's strange, I could have sworn I was asking why I shouldn't think highly of myself.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: ... You just said that, retard.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: I told you last time, of course I don't, I'M A GIANT BRAIN. Dumbass.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Monkeys.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Monkeys are cool.
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: ............................. Thou art an epic phailure.
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: I CALL SHENANIGANS.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Really, I'm not the one who descended into flames the moment the argument started.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: YOUR feeble attmpt at insulting me is MORE pathetic.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: You are infallibly retarded and legally idiotic.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: I'm full of intelligence, unlike you.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
The Ultramind12,Mar 26 2008
06:06 PM
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Monkeys.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Monkeys are cool.
HAG: Even an imbecile couldn't believe that.
Human: ............................. Thou art an epic phailure.
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: I CALL SHENANIGANS.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Really, I'm not the one who descended into flames the moment the argument started.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: YOUR feeble attmpt at insulting me is MORE pathetic.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: You are infallibly retarded and legally idiotic.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: I'm full of intelligence, unlike you.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

lol
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The Ultramind12
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Robtcee13
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No, just a spelling nazi.
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The Ultramind12
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Grammar and spelling are one and the same on teh interwebz.
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Robtcee13
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Whatever you say.
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The Ultramind12
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Grammar Nazis.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Grammar Nazis are annoying as hell.
HAG: You don't know what you're talking about.
Human: Yes I do, I've encountered them, they annoy me.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: ... wot
HAG: How can you be so ignorant?
Human: How can YOU be such a troll?
HAG: Nazi!
Human: At least I'm not a GRAMMAR Nazi.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Well, I have dipped myself in bleach a few times...
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: *Opens mouth* *Pauses* *Shuts it and shakes head sadly*
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
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Glad to supply you with something to keep you busy.
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The Ultramind12
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: I'VE GOT A LOVE-A-LY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: HERE THEY ARE-A DANCING IN THE ROAD
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha!  Get real.
Human: BUM BUM BUM
HAG: You don't know what you're talking about.
Human: BIG ONES SMALL ONES
HAG: Don't give me that crap.
Human: SOME THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: ... I don't know the rest of the lyrics, so I'LL RESTART!
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: I'VE GOT A LOVE-A-LY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: HERE THEY ARE-A DANCING IN THE ROAD, BUM BUM BUM
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

He didn't let me finish. D:
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: How much of a fialure you are.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You are one HELL of a failure.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: No, you are a failure.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: You first.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: I'm as full of smart as you are full of stupidity.
HAG: Communist!
Human: NAZI.
HAG: You're a jerk.
Human: You're a dumbass.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: This debate is over. You have failed.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
The Ultramind12,Mar 26 2008
07:45 PM
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: I'VE GOT A LOVE-A-LY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: HERE THEY ARE-A DANCING IN THE ROAD
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha!  Get real.
Human: BUM BUM BUM
HAG: You don't know what you're talking about.
Human: BIG ONES SMALL ONES
HAG: Don't give me that crap.
Human: SOME THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: ... I don't know the rest of the lyrics, so I'LL RESTART!
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: I'VE GOT A LOVE-A-LY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: HERE THEY ARE-A DANCING IN THE ROAD, BUM BUM BUM
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

He didn't let me finish. D:
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Atomic Inferno,Mar 25 2008
05:24 PM
With the stats I got, I could've made a nice DEXless warrior.

TWICE.

D:<

THREE TIMES.

On-topic, if it matters:
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: MapleStory's stat generator.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: It sucks ass.
HAG: Asshole.
Human: Oh, you're just saying that because you don't want to turn against a fellow generator.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Trust me, if you tried to get a LUKless roll, you'd die.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human:
HAG: I assume your silence means that you concede.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

Phh. Accidentally hit Enter before I could type out my response.
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Link pl0x.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
The Ultramind12,Mar 26 2008
07:52 PM
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: How much of a fialure you are.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You are one HELL of a failure.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: No, you are a failure.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: You first.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: I'm as full of smart as you are full of stupidity.
HAG: Communist!
Human: NAZI.
HAG: You're a jerk.
Human: You're a dumbass.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: This debate is over. You have failed.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

What is this fialure you speak of?
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Robtcee13
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Robtcee13,Mar 25 2008
06:41 PM
Oh. The program is here: http://www.io.com/~jwtlai/hag/

...
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Maltese,Mar 26 2008
08:28 PM
The Ultramind12,Mar 26 2008
07:52 PM
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: How much of a fialure you are.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You are one HELL of a failure.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: No, you are a failure.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: You first.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: I'm as full of smart as you are full of stupidity.
HAG: Communist!
Human: NAZI.
HAG: You're a jerk.
Human: You're a dumbass.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: This debate is over. You have failed.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

What is this fialure you speak of?

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The Ultramind12
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Nipples.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Nipples are great.
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha!  Get real.
Human: No, seriously, they are.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: That's what she said.
HAG: Communist!
Human: REDNECK!
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: NO U
HAG: You don't expect semi-intelligent people to believe that, do you?
Human: Yes I do, as a matter of fact. Anyone with half a brain could see you're an idiot.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: Now you're just grasping for straws. I pity you.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Your family.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRY!
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: Question: What's an elderberry anyway?
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: Huh. Did not know that. That's really quite interesting.

HAG: Nazi!
Human: Jew.
HAG: Limp!  Limp!
Human: That's what she said... about you.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: Didn't you already use that one? Now you sound like a broken record. Stop blathering like an idiot and make sense!
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: Yes indeed I do. That's how I know why Super Sonic would tear Superman a new one.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


LULZ

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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: What topic shall we discuss?
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Fine. You may begin.
HAG: Communist!
Human: Communist!
HAG: Redneck!
Human: Redneck!
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Nazi!
HAG: You have absolutely no credibility whatsoever.
Human: You have absolutely no credibility whatsoever.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: The debate is over. I have won.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
No. Not If you had one, you lose your grammar blade! nazi. I just have a Jihad against it's misuse.
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The Ultramind12
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Maltese,Mar 27 2008
05:05 PM
No. Not If you had one, you lose your grammar blade! nazi. I just have a Jihad against it's misuse.

HAHA WHO'S THE ONE WITH FAILED GRAMMAR NOW.
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Me
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Me
HAG: You display an appalling ignorance of the topic you are debating.
Human: Me
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: Me
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: Me
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha!  Get real.
Human: Me
HAG: Communist!
Human: Me
HAG: Pinko!
Human: Me
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.
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Robtcee13
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Bradanuva,Mar 27 2008
10:30 PM
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Me
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Me
HAG: You display an appalling ignorance of the topic you are debating.
Human: Me
HAG: You're a shameless liar!
Human: Me
HAG: Bullshit.
Human: Me
HAG: Ha ha ha ha ha!  Get real.
Human: Me
HAG: Communist!
Human: Me
HAG: Pinko!
Human: Me
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.

Expected
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HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Well, grammar isn't spelling.

And it's not my fault the filters don't speak American.
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The Ultramind12
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Maltese,Mar 27 2008
09:36 PM
Well, grammar isn't spelling.

And it's not my fault the filters don't speak American.

How many times must I tell you people this is the fucking Internet.

GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ARE THE SAME THING.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Grammar: A formal system specifying the syntax of a language.

Syntax: A set of rules that govern how words are combined to form phrases and sentences.

I don't see spelling....

You just got Dictionary'd!
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The Ultramind12
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The Dictionary can kiss my ass, Grammar and Spelling are the same thing on the internetz. LEARN IT BITCHES.
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Robtcee13
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The Ultramind12,Mar 28 2008
11:40 AM
The Dictionary can kiss my ass,

For one, that's supposed to be a period, not a comma.

For two, dictionaries do not have lips, are inanimate objects, thus cannot do any ass kissing.
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The Ultramind12,Mar 28 2008
12:40 PM
The Dictionary can kiss my ass, Grammar and Spelling are the same thing on the internetz. LEARN IT BITCHES.

Actually, they're... kinda different. Even on the Internet. Even people who AREN'T grammar nazis know that.
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Robtcee13
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Grammar and spelling aren't proper nouns. I'm pretty damn sure, at least.
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The Ultramind12
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What part about I do not care don't you understand, grammar is used to denote spelling AND grammar on teh internetz, how many times must I drill this into you're immeasurably thick skulls?
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Swords.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: I like to hide them.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: ...I don't.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: ...Wow, you really don't know me. I'm quite the opposite.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: So you reveal your true colors.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: So you reveal your true colors.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Oh, hit a nerve, did I?
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Says the Nazi generator who's ashamed to be a Nazi. What next, don't like being a program?
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: How moronic you are.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You're a Nazi generator who's ashamed of being a Nazi.
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: That's what Hitler said.
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: Ah, it finally occurs to you what you are?
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Hit another nerve, did I?
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: I'm not the Nazi who was dropped on his head when born.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Repeating yourself? I think you prove my point.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: So, why exactly ARE you a Nazi?
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: You. Are. A. Nazi.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You. Are. A. Nazi.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: No thanks.
HAG: You're wrong!  Completely and totally wrong!
Human: Can anyone say, "Denile?"
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: I'd rather not, thank you very much.
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: The fact is this: You are a program who wishes it wasn't a Nazi.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: You can change, you know.
HAG: Communist!
Human: Well, well, well...you'll stop being a Nazi to become a Communist.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: You are self-centered, egocentric scum.
Human: Human: The debate is over. I have won.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: I know who you are.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: You are...DRAGMACE!
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Actually, Dragmace wasn't a Nazi, and you are.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: And he never told people to die. Didn't your programmer teach you any manners?
HAG: Nazi!
Human: Wow, repeating what you've already said? You, sir, have LOST.
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: In a PROPER debate, one does not reuse insults to try to disprove a point.
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: You do that.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: Mine are much larger than a mosquito's.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: I don't know.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Er...what's up?
HAG: How can you be so ignorant?
Human: Hey, I'm a simple guy.'
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Your feeble attempt at insulting is pathetic.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Yes, actually.
HAG: You have absolutely no credibility whatsoever.
Human: You must not know who you're talking to.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: You first.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: No thank you.
HAG: The debate is over.  I have won.


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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Tree.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: Tree is banned.
HAG: Go stick your head in a bucket!
Human: Why?
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: Yeah, yours has no reasoning behind it at all.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: If all you can do is insult, then you have no place in a debate.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Of course.
HAG: How can you say that and keep a straight face?
Human: Because I know that I'm full of it.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: At least I have accepted my flaws, Nazi-program.
HAG:
Human: No comment? You must surrender then.
Human: The debate is over.  I have won.


>_>
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HAG: What topic shall we discuss?
Human: Swords.
HAG: Fine.  You may begin.
Human: I like to hide them.
HAG: Don't think so highly of yourself.
Human: ...I don't.
HAG: You are an egotistic, self-righteous jerk -- a complete asshole.
Human: ...Wow, you really don't know me. I'm quite the opposite.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: So you reveal your true colors.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: So you reveal your true colors.
HAG: Screw you.
Human: Oh, hit a nerve, did I?
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: Says the Nazi generator who's ashamed to be a Nazi. What next, don't like being a program?
HAG: I am infallibly correct and morally superior!
Human: That's what Hitler said.
HAG: I think I'm going to puke!
Human: Ah, it finally occurs to you what you are?
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: Hit another nerve, did I?
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: I'm not the Nazi who was dropped on his head when born.
HAG: You are a dogmatic, brain-damaged moron.
Human: Repeating yourself? I think you prove my point.
HAG: Nazi!
Human: So, why exactly ARE you a Nazi?
HAG: Screw you.
Human: No thanks.
HAG: You're wrong!  Completely and totally wrong!
Human: Can anyone say, "Denile?"
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: I'd rather not, thank you very much.
HAG: Stick to the facts!  Have you no understanding of proper debating?
Human: The fact is this: You are a program who wishes it wasn't a Nazi.
HAG: Drop dead.
Human: You can change, you know.
HAG: Communist!
Human: Well, well, well...you'll stop being a Nazi to become a Communist.
HAG: Go stick your head in a bucket!
Human: Why?
HAG: What an incredibly flimsy argument.
Human: Yeah, yours has no reasoning behind it at all.
HAG: You don't have the brains of a mosquito.
Human: If all you can do is insult, then you have no place in a debate.
HAG: You are full of it, aren't you?
Human: Of course.
HAG: How can you say that and keep a straight face?
Human: Because I know that I'm full of it.
HAG: Your feeble attempt at self-glorification is pathetic.
Human: At least I have accepted my flaws, Nazi-program.
HAG:
Human: No comment? You must surrender then.
Human: The debate is over.  I have won.


*combines several, removing ends of debates and leaves my altered end*
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Robtcee13
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Human: Can anyone say, "Denile?"


No, but I can say "denial". >_>
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I didn't know how to spell it.
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