| Welcome to The Golden Brick. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
- Pages:
- 1
- 2
| IGN has lost all of my respect. | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 4 2008, 02:00 PM (484 Views) | |
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 02:00 PM Post #1 |
|
I am a fish.
|
They fucking rated SSBB BELOW Super Mario Galaxy. Bull. Shit. 1. They claim Fox, Falco, and Wolf are exactly the same. 2. They claim Ike is a less popular replacement of Roy (Fucking Roy fanboys). 3. SSE is repetitive. Okay, don't mention the story or incredibly variety of characters you have to play as. Don't mention any of the fun stuff or difficulty levels. Don't talk about the exploration. Call it fucking repetitive. 4. Barely a passing mention at the superiority of the soundtrack. "One of the best", then they ignore it. Fantastic. 5. Huh... "Polished but unpolished"? That's just about the most obvious oxymoron I've ever heard. 6. Aheh... Graphics are bad? 8.5? No. The graphics are one of the best on the Wii. Ever. The only flaw involves how the game actually plays, and making graphics conform to attacks perfectly hasn't been done yet. Don't give me shit about graphics. 7. They complain "ZOMGNOVOICECHAT" and don't realize the flaws. Mainly, Nintendo would have to make yet another completely unused peripheral that people will get bored of very quickly. It'd raise the cost of the game by 30$. It'd also be totally pointless. "Let's talk to strangers on a 2 minute game! I'll never see them again afterwards!" You can't spell ignorant without IGN. Not to say I'm pissed about the score, but seriously, that reasoning is flawed and you all know it. |
![]() |
|
| Maltese | Mar 4 2008, 02:43 PM Post #2 |
|
Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
|
Famitsu gave it a ten. That alone says the game is perfect. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 03:38 PM Post #3 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Yeah, I know that. Famitsu only gave Halo 3 a 37/40. |
![]() |
|
| master4sword | Mar 4 2008, 03:43 PM Post #4 |
![]()
Hail Hydreigon
![]()
|
There's a reason I don't pay attention to what most of the universe rates stuff. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 04:21 PM Post #5 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Wow. The fans of the game are going to fling so much shit IGN won't be able to use the sewer system until they lay down new pipes. 15 times. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 04:44 PM Post #6 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Fox, Falco, and Wolf are all vastly different, carrying only one similar move between all of them. Landmaster. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 04:47 PM Post #7 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Also this. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 04:57 PM Post #8 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Wolf's blaster is even quite a bit different, same only in basic function. Calling it a clone is like calling Luigi a Fox clone because their neutral Bs are the same basic thing. A straight projectile. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 05:19 PM Post #9 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
ALSO THIS. I mean, seriously, Wolf is so much different from Fox he's pretty much a unique character. His Blaster looks like a freaking Brute Spiker (Albeit one that's actually useful), can hit when it comes out AND with the shot, his Side-B moves him vertically as well as horizontally, his Up-B lacks fire as has a final blow to it (He does a kick at the end for knockback) and his Down-B functions and even LOOKS different (It has a wider range and knocks projectiles back as double speed, as opposed to increasing damage). Additionally, his Landmaster moves faster, hits harder with ramming and rolling, and the shots are more powerful, at the cost of how long it can stay out. His A moves... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I find it hilarious that people call Wolf a clone, yet say nothing about Toon Link. Or Lucas, since Lucas is in the same boat as Wolf (Somewhat similar B moves, completely different A moves). Strange that people wanted a third Mother rep... if that had happened, 20 bucks says nobody would have complained about the third one having a Wolfified moveset from Ness and Lucas, yet they'd STILL bitch about Wolf because they wanted Krystal (WHo doesn't deserve it). |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 05:23 PM Post #10 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Krystal doesn't even talk, does she? Not in her first appearance. I've always seen her as mute. Wolf Illusion is MUCH better for recovery. You move further, and go diagonally upwards. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 05:25 PM Post #11 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Well, she certainly talks... I know she AT LEAST talked psychically during Adventures (Which I never managed to finish, stupid last Prozoa... I think that's what they're called), but she's able to talk in later games. As evidence, she talks in some of the Star Fox character's secret taunts on Lylat Cruise. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 05:35 PM Post #12 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Yeah, I know about Lylat Cruise and Star Fox Assault, but in Adventures, I don't ever recall her talking. >_> |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 05:39 PM Post #13 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
She talks psychically, at the least. |
![]() |
|
| Maltese | Mar 4 2008, 05:40 PM Post #14 |
|
Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
|
In the very beginning, she does. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 05:46 PM Post #15 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Meh, that's alright. I never remember gimmicky characters who suck, anyway. Unless they suck so much and talk like a complete idiot. And are fat. And are cats. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 05:47 PM Post #16 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
|
![]() |
|
| Maltese | Mar 4 2008, 05:49 PM Post #17 |
|
Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
|
Don't make me get out the fan-boy treats! |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 05:50 PM Post #18 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
... What? |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 05:52 PM Post #19 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Only an epic Sonic fanboy would like Big. Seriously. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 05:55 PM Post #20 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
And only a catastrophic failure would NOT like Big. Besides, Sonic Chronicles is going to flesh him out. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 05:58 PM Post #21 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Fix'd. |
![]() |
|
| Maltese | Mar 4 2008, 06:01 PM Post #22 |
|
Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
|
BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! There. now, different subject before faces get interweb punched. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 06:03 PM Post #23 |
|
I am a fish.
|
*Falcon Punches Maltese* We're having an unintelligent discussion. Now shut up, and let us argue. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 06:14 PM Post #24 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
This. For that matter, this is what I will use any time someone tells me to stop arguing. Anyway, back to the matter at hand, Big is awesome for many reasons. He's not "retarded", he's laid-back. Hell, if he weren't awesome, why would he get cameos in several Sonic games? Case and point, pausing at certain spots in Secret Rings nets you a little scene of Big doing something, and a matching journal entry about it. Bah, you'll like him more once Chronicles comes out. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 06:24 PM Post #25 |
|
I am a fish.
|
1. My god, you agreed... WHILE we were arguing. Holy fuck. 2. Remind me not to pause during Secret Rings. 3. I will? Funny. I wasn't planning on playing the game. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 06:26 PM Post #26 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
1. Meh. 2. I meant staying still, not pressing the actual pause button. 3. Oh yes you will. If you don't I'll force his new Wiki page on you. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 06:30 PM Post #27 |
|
I am a fish.
|
1. Meh. 2. Oh. Remind me to play a sonic game to its point and purpose when I'm playing Secret Rings. Seriously, in a sonic game, there's no reason to not be moving. >_> 3. Personally, Sonic needs to stay in the platforming genre, not the RPG genre. It had its chance to enter that genre back when Mario did, and it didn't. Now it's too late for them to perfect any mistakes they make. Mario did it. SMRPG was full of mistakes and flaws, and by the time later Mario RPGs came out, they were all far better. The same mistakes weren't made. I don't think the same thing will happen to Sonic, as they won't have enough time to recover. Also, if you link me to this, I'll hurt you: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto/basic/basic03.html |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 06:34 PM Post #28 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
1. Meh. 2. Not missing an item you needed for the objective. 3. SMRPG... flaws... mistakes? These words do not belong in the same sentence unless "Has no" is also in that sentence, much the same way "Batman" and "Defeat" do not belong in the same sentence unless it's Batman defeating someone. I also can't see why you're so against a Sonic RPG. Mario does RPGs, why shouldn't Sonic? Besides, BioWare's making it. If they can't make a good Sonic game, NOBODY CAN. |
![]() |
|
| Maltese | Mar 4 2008, 06:37 PM Post #29 |
|
Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
|
Okay, SMRPG was NOT perfect. But it was still good fun. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 06:38 PM Post #30 |
|
I am a fish.
|
1. Meh. 2. So, a Sonic game with objectives you have to stop moving for, thus defeating half the purpose of the game? That's why I stopped playing Sonic games. They now officially suck. >_> 3. SMRPG has flaws, Batman can be defeated, and SSBM was not perfect. Fanboyism isn't cool. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 06:43 PM Post #31 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
2. That's only if you miss it the first time past. If you have competent control over Sonic (Not me), you won't. 3. Okay, SMRPG wasn't perfect, sure, but it was damn good. Batman, however... no, he doesn't lose. I don't even know why you brought up SSBM, I said BioWare. They made games like Mass Effect. |
![]() |
|
| Maltese | Mar 4 2008, 06:48 PM Post #32 |
|
Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
|
This staement is full of lies and idiocy. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 06:52 PM Post #33 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Smash Bros as a series was widely regarded to be perfect. That's why I brought it up. It was NOT perfect. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 06:54 PM Post #34 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Lies. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 06:57 PM Post #35 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Listen, just because you didn't think it was perfect, doesn't mean anyone else does. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 06:58 PM Post #36 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
... Huh? Smash Bros IS perfect. It's like, the ultimate fangasm series. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 06:59 PM Post #37 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Oh, I misread the part your liez was directed towards. Yeah, it wasn't perfect. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 07:02 PM Post #38 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Fix'd. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 07:03 PM Post #39 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Also, this post was AMAZINGLY contradictory. First you say that it WASN'T perfect, yet when you insinuate I think it isn't perfect, you're defending the opposite side. ... You're arguing just to piss me off aren't you? |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 07:06 PM Post #40 |
|
I am a fish.
|
I meant it didn't mean other people didn't think it was perfect. I thought you said it wasn't perfect. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 07:09 PM Post #41 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Which is contradictory. If you're saying it isn't perfect, and you though I said it wasn't perfect, why would you go and say "Other people thought it was perfect", as opposed to "Oh, we agree". YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ANGER ME. Well it isn't working. =) |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 07:11 PM Post #42 |
|
I am a fish.
|
I don't think it was perfect. I thought you didn't think it was perfect. I said other people think it's perfect. I'm saying they were wrong. It's not perfect. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 07:16 PM Post #43 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
But it is. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 07:17 PM Post #44 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Then why, pray tell, did I go 3 years without playing it? |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 07:18 PM Post #45 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
Because there's something wrong with you. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 07:34 PM Post #46 |
|
I am a fish.
|
>_> |
![]() |
|
| Keotalf | Mar 4 2008, 07:56 PM Post #47 |
![]()
Lord of Phantasms
|
Oh God. Sage. |
![]() |
|
| Robtcee13 | Mar 4 2008, 08:00 PM Post #48 |
|
I am a fish.
|
Don't be an ass, Keo. |
![]() |
|
| Keotalf | Mar 4 2008, 08:03 PM Post #49 |
![]()
Lord of Phantasms
|
I'm being no less of an ass than Storm usually is. <_< This is going to get me warned isn't it? I know exactly what's going to fucking happen. He's going to laugh, he's going to edit my post, and he's going to warn me, like the shits we both are. Right now, I'm lulzing and crying, because now that I've said this, I'm sure it won't happen, despite the fact that it should happen. And such. Also, Hivemind. |
![]() |
|
| The Ultramind12 | Mar 4 2008, 08:03 PM Post #50 |
|
Fist of the North Star
|
That we can agree on. In other news, I will now attempt to lighten the mood with a picture of the most epic street name ever. "Old'd" will not be tolerated.
|
![]() |
|
| 1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous) | |
| Go to Next Page | |
| « Previous Topic · Spam-a-lot · Next Topic » |
- Pages:
- 1
- 2










7:19 PM Jul 10