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IGN has lost all of my respect.
Topic Started: Mar 4 2008, 02:00 PM (484 Views)
Robtcee13
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They fucking rated SSBB BELOW Super Mario Galaxy. Bull. Shit.

1. They claim Fox, Falco, and Wolf are exactly the same.
2. They claim Ike is a less popular replacement of Roy (Fucking Roy fanboys).
3. SSE is repetitive. Okay, don't mention the story or incredibly variety of characters you have to play as. Don't mention any of the fun stuff or difficulty levels. Don't talk about the exploration. Call it fucking repetitive.
4. Barely a passing mention at the superiority of the soundtrack. "One of the best", then they ignore it. Fantastic.
5. Huh... "Polished but unpolished"? That's just about the most obvious oxymoron I've ever heard.
6. Aheh... Graphics are bad? 8.5? No. The graphics are one of the best on the Wii. Ever. The only flaw involves how the game actually plays, and making graphics conform to attacks perfectly hasn't been done yet. Don't give me shit about graphics.
7. They complain "ZOMGNOVOICECHAT" and don't realize the flaws. Mainly, Nintendo would have to make yet another completely unused peripheral that people will get bored of very quickly. It'd raise the cost of the game by 30$. It'd also be totally pointless. "Let's talk to strangers on a 2 minute game! I'll never see them again afterwards!"

You can't spell ignorant without IGN. Not to say I'm pissed about the score, but seriously, that reasoning is flawed and you all know it.
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Famitsu gave it a ten.

That alone says the game is perfect.
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Robtcee13
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Yeah, I know that. Famitsu only gave Halo 3 a 37/40.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
01:00 PM
They fucking rated SSBB BELOW Super Mario Galaxy. Bull. Shit.

1. They claim Fox, Falco, and Wolf are exactly the same. And depending on how long they actually had to play the game, they might not've played each one long enough to realize the minor differences.
2. They claim Ike is a less popular replacement of Roy (Fucking Roy fanboys). Ike has been in two FE games, Roy one. Ike can be found on a current-gen system. Ike is more popular than Roy.
3. SSE is repetitive. Okay, don't mention the story or incredibly variety of characters you have to play as. Don't mention any of the fun stuff or difficulty levels. Don't talk about the exploration. Call it fucking repetitive. And as I don't know anything about it, I can't respond here.
4. Barely a passing mention at the superiority of the soundtrack. "One of the best", then they ignore it. Fantastic. Because most people don't care about the soundtrack as much as everything else.
5. Huh... "Polished but unpolished"? That's just about the most obvious oxymoron I've ever heard. Context pl0x.
6. Aheh... Graphics are bad? 8.5? No. The graphics are one of the best on the Wii. Ever. The only flaw involves how the game actually plays, and making graphics conform to attacks perfectly hasn't been done yet. Don't give me shit about graphics. lolgraphics
7. They complain "ZOMGNOVOICECHAT" and don't realize the flaws. Mainly, Nintendo would have to make yet another completely unused peripheral that people will get bored of very quickly. It'd raise the cost of the game by 30$. It'd also be totally pointless. "Let's talk to strangers on a 2 minute game! I'll never see them again afterwards!" Let's complain that Nintendo didn't make a peripheral for Brawl even though the last peripheral they made we disliked.

You can't spell ignorant without IGN. Not to say I'm pissed about the score, but seriously, that reasoning is flawed and you all know it.

There's a reason I don't pay attention to what most of the universe rates stuff.
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Wow.

The fans of the game are going to fling so much shit IGN won't be able to use the sewer system until they lay down new pipes.

15 times.
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Robtcee13
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Fox, Falco, and Wolf are all vastly different, carrying only one similar move between all of them.

Landmaster.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
03:44 PM
Fox, Falco, and Wolf are all vastly different, carrying only one similar move between all of them.

Landmaster.

Also this.
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Robtcee13
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Wolf's blaster is even quite a bit different, same only in basic function. Calling it a clone is like calling Luigi a Fox clone because their neutral Bs are the same basic thing. A straight projectile.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
03:57 PM
Wolf's blaster is even quite a bit different, same only in basic function. Calling it a clone is like calling Luigi a Fox clone because their neutral Bs are the same basic thing. A straight projectile.

ALSO THIS.

I mean, seriously, Wolf is so much different from Fox he's pretty much a unique character. His Blaster looks like a freaking Brute Spiker (Albeit one that's actually useful), can hit when it comes out AND with the shot, his Side-B moves him vertically as well as horizontally, his Up-B lacks fire as has a final blow to it (He does a kick at the end for knockback) and his Down-B functions and even LOOKS different (It has a wider range and knocks projectiles back as double speed, as opposed to increasing damage).

Additionally, his Landmaster moves faster, hits harder with ramming and rolling, and the shots are more powerful, at the cost of how long it can stay out.

His A moves... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I find it hilarious that people call Wolf a clone, yet say nothing about Toon Link. Or Lucas, since Lucas is in the same boat as Wolf (Somewhat similar B moves, completely different A moves).

Strange that people wanted a third Mother rep... if that had happened, 20 bucks says nobody would have complained about the third one having a Wolfified moveset from Ness and Lucas, yet they'd STILL bitch about Wolf because they wanted Krystal (WHo doesn't deserve it).
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Robtcee13
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Krystal doesn't even talk, does she? Not in her first appearance. I've always seen her as mute. Wolf Illusion is MUCH better for recovery. You move further, and go diagonally upwards.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
04:23 PM
Krystal doesn't even talk, does she? Not in her first appearance. I've always seen her as mute. Wolf Illusion is MUCH better for recovery. You move further, and go diagonally upwards.

Well, she certainly talks... I know she AT LEAST talked psychically during Adventures (Which I never managed to finish, stupid last Prozoa... I think that's what they're called), but she's able to talk in later games. As evidence, she talks in some of the Star Fox character's secret taunts on Lylat Cruise.
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Robtcee13
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Yeah, I know about Lylat Cruise and Star Fox Assault, but in Adventures, I don't ever recall her talking. >_>
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She talks psychically, at the least.
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In the very beginning, she does.
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Robtcee13
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Meh, that's alright. I never remember gimmicky characters who suck, anyway. Unless they suck so much and talk like a complete idiot. And are fat. And are cats.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
04:46 PM
Meh, that's alright. I never remember gimmicky characters who suck, anyway. Unless they suck so much and talk like a complete idiot. And are fat. And are cats.

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Don't make me get out the fan-boy treats!
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Maltese,Mar 4 2008
04:49 PM
Don't make me get out the fan-boy treats!

... What?
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Robtcee13
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Only an epic Sonic fanboy would like Big. Seriously.
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And only a catastrophic failure would NOT like Big.

Besides, Sonic Chronicles is going to flesh him out.
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The Ultramind12,Mar 4 2008
05:55 PM
And only a catastrophic failure would like Big.

Fix'd.
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BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!

There. now, different subject before faces get interweb punched.
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Robtcee13
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*Falcon Punches Maltese*

We're having an unintelligent discussion. Now shut up, and let us argue.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:03 PM
*Punches Maltese*

We're having an unintelligent discussion. Now shut up, and let us argue.

This.

For that matter, this is what I will use any time someone tells me to stop arguing.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand, Big is awesome for many reasons. He's not "retarded", he's laid-back. Hell, if he weren't awesome, why would he get cameos in several Sonic games? Case and point, pausing at certain spots in Secret Rings nets you a little scene of Big doing something, and a matching journal entry about it.

Bah, you'll like him more once Chronicles comes out.
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Robtcee13
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The Ultramind12,Mar 4 2008
06:14 PM
Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:03 PM
*Punches Maltese*

We're having an unintelligent discussion. Now shut up, and let us argue.

This.

For that matter, this is what I will use any time someone tells me to stop arguing.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand, Big is awesome for many reasons. He's not "retarded", he's laid-back. Hell, if he weren't awesome, why would he get cameos in several Sonic games? Case and point, pausing at certain spots in Secret Rings nets you a little scene of Big doing something, and a matching journal entry about it.

Bah, you'll like him more once Chronicles comes out.

1. My god, you agreed... WHILE we were arguing. Holy fuck.

2. Remind me not to pause during Secret Rings.

3. I will? Funny. I wasn't planning on playing the game.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:24 PM
The Ultramind12,Mar 4 2008
06:14 PM
Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:03 PM
*Punches Maltese*

We're having an unintelligent discussion. Now shut up, and let us argue.

This.

For that matter, this is what I will use any time someone tells me to stop arguing.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand, Big is awesome for many reasons. He's not "retarded", he's laid-back. Hell, if he weren't awesome, why would he get cameos in several Sonic games? Case and point, pausing at certain spots in Secret Rings nets you a little scene of Big doing something, and a matching journal entry about it.

Bah, you'll like him more once Chronicles comes out.

1. My god, you agreed... WHILE we were arguing. Holy fuck.

2. Remind me not to pause during Secret Rings.

3. I will? Funny. I wasn't planning on playing the game.

1. Meh.

2. I meant staying still, not pressing the actual pause button.

3. Oh yes you will. If you don't I'll force his new Wiki page on you.
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Robtcee13
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1. Meh.

2. Oh. Remind me to play a sonic game to its point and purpose when I'm playing Secret Rings. Seriously, in a sonic game, there's no reason to not be moving. >_>

3. Personally, Sonic needs to stay in the platforming genre, not the RPG genre. It had its chance to enter that genre back when Mario did, and it didn't. Now it's too late for them to perfect any mistakes they make. Mario did it. SMRPG was full of mistakes and flaws, and by the time later Mario RPGs came out, they were all far better. The same mistakes weren't made. I don't think the same thing will happen to Sonic, as they won't have enough time to recover. Also, if you link me to this, I'll hurt you: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto/basic/basic03.html
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:30 PM
1. Meh.

2. Oh. Remind me to play a sonic game to its point and purpose when I'm playing Secret Rings. Seriously, in a sonic game, there's no reason to not be moving. >_>

3. Personally, Sonic needs to stay in the platforming genre, not the RPG genre. It had its chance to enter that genre back when Mario did, and it didn't. Now it's too late for them to perfect any mistakes they make. Mario did it. SMRPG was full of mistakes and flaws, and by the time later Mario RPGs came out, they were all far better. The same mistakes weren't made. I don't think the same thing will happen to Sonic, as they won't have enough time to recover. Also, if you link me to this, I'll hurt you: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto/basic/basic03.html

1. Meh.

2. Not missing an item you needed for the objective.

3. SMRPG... flaws... mistakes? These words do not belong in the same sentence unless "Has no" is also in that sentence, much the same way "Batman" and "Defeat" do not belong in the same sentence unless it's Batman defeating someone. I also can't see why you're so against a Sonic RPG. Mario does RPGs, why shouldn't Sonic? Besides, BioWare's making it. If they can't make a good Sonic game, NOBODY CAN.
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Okay, SMRPG was NOT perfect. But it was still good fun.
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Robtcee13
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1. Meh.

2. So, a Sonic game with objectives you have to stop moving for, thus defeating half the purpose of the game? That's why I stopped playing Sonic games. They now officially suck. >_>

3. SMRPG has flaws, Batman can be defeated, and SSBM was not perfect. Fanboyism isn't cool.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:38 PM
1. Meh.

2. So, a Sonic game with objectives you have to stop moving for, thus defeating half the purpose of the game? That's why I stopped playing Sonic games. They now officially suck. >_>

3. SMRPG has flaws, Batman can be defeated, and SSBM was not perfect. Fanboyism isn't cool.

2. That's only if you miss it the first time past. If you have competent control over Sonic (Not me), you won't.

3. Okay, SMRPG wasn't perfect, sure, but it was damn good. Batman, however... no, he doesn't lose. I don't even know why you brought up SSBM, I said BioWare. They made games like Mass Effect.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
06:38 PM
1. Meh.

2. So, a Sonic game with objectives you have to stop moving for, thus defeating half the purpose of the game? That's why I stopped playing Sonic games. They now officially suck. >_>

3. SMRPG has flaws, Batman can be defeated, and SSBM was not perfect. Fanboyism isn't cool.

This staement is full of lies and idiocy.
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Robtcee13
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Smash Bros as a series was widely regarded to be perfect. That's why I brought it up. It was NOT perfect.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:52 PM
Smash Bros as a series was widely regarded to be perfect. That's why I brought it up. It was NOT perfect.

Lies.
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Robtcee13
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Listen, just because you didn't think it was perfect, doesn't mean anyone else does.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:57 PM
Listen, just because you didn't think it was perfect, doesn't mean anyone else does.

...

Huh?

Smash Bros IS perfect. It's like, the ultimate fangasm series.
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Robtcee13
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Oh, I misread the part your liez was directed towards.

Yeah, it wasn't perfect.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:59 PM
Oh, I misread the part your liez was directed towards.

Yeah, it was perfect.

Fix'd.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
05:57 PM
Listen, just because you didn't think it was perfect, doesn't mean anyone else does.

Also, this post was AMAZINGLY contradictory. First you say that it WASN'T perfect, yet when you insinuate I think it isn't perfect, you're defending the opposite side.

...

You're arguing just to piss me off aren't you?
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Robtcee13
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I meant it didn't mean other people didn't think it was perfect. I thought you said it wasn't perfect.
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Which is contradictory. If you're saying it isn't perfect, and you though I said it wasn't perfect, why would you go and say "Other people thought it was perfect", as opposed to "Oh, we agree".

YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ANGER ME.

Well it isn't working. =)
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Robtcee13
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I don't think it was perfect. I thought you didn't think it was perfect. I said other people think it's perfect. I'm saying they were wrong. It's not perfect.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
06:11 PM
I don't think it was perfect. I thought you didn't think it was perfect. I said other people think it's perfect. I'm saying they were wrong. It's not perfect.

But it is.
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Robtcee13
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Then why, pray tell, did I go 3 years without playing it?
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
06:17 PM
Then why, pray tell, did I go 3 years without playing it?

Because there's something wrong with you.
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Robtcee13
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>_>
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Oh God.

Sage.
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Robtcee13
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Don't be an ass, Keo.
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I'm being no less of an ass than Storm usually is.

<_<

This is going to get me warned isn't it? I know exactly what's going to fucking happen. He's going to laugh, he's going to edit my post, and he's going to warn me, like the shits we both are.

Right now, I'm lulzing and crying, because now that I've said this, I'm sure it won't happen, despite the fact that it should happen. And such.

Also, Hivemind.
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Robtcee13,Mar 4 2008
07:00 PM
Don't be an ass, Keo.

That we can agree on.

In other news, I will now attempt to lighten the mood with a picture of the most epic street name ever. "Old'd" will not be tolerated.

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