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Topic Started: Feb 29 2008, 06:23 PM (439 Views)
Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Kill stuff.

YOUR FIRST FOE:

Fence: 2 HP, 5 points

You RP an action, and I'll assign damage it does to the enemy. If you deliver the killing blow, you get all the points for the enemy. If the value is negative, and no one delivers the killing blow within 24 hours, EVERYONE gets penalized, and the enemy suicides. Not all enemies are living. Some are objects that must be destroyed, as above.
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The Ultramind12
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*Lobs a fireball*
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Fence: 0 HP, 5 points *Burning* *Defeated*

There you go, ladies and gentlemen. TUM gets 5 points for killing a fence with a fireball. How generic. Now you can attack other players to steal 1 point at a time from them, but only once every 2 hours. As in, if you attack a player, 2 hours later, you can attack again. Same for attacking an enemy. You've got a 2 hour waiting time, unless someone else attacks after you.

Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 5 points

2ND FOE:
Goomba: 5 HP, 7 points
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The Ultramind12
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So... I can't just go ahead and kill the Goomba?
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Robtcee13
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Go for an attack. It's a new foe, and you haven't attacked yet.

You likely won't kill it. The HP scale is lower here.
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Storm
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Necrofantastic
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jump on its head
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The Ultramind12
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Jump on it after Storm.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 5 points

2ND FOE:
Goomba: 1 HP, 7 points

2 damage from both.
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thegamer275
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Make MARIO jump on it. >_>
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Begin charging the maltese cannon!

Posts before firing: 1
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 5 points
Mario: 7 points

2ND FOE:
Goomba: 0 HP, 7 points *defeated*

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 12 HP, 15 points
Spiked Goomba: 7 HP, 7 points

Multiple foe battles now will exist. Watch out for your attack patterns. Use your brain to get more points.
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thegamer275
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Oh, fuck you, Rob. That was my kill. >_>

Anyway, Keyblade the Shadow, and get a Star and ram into the Spiked Goomba.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 5 points
thegamer275: 7 points

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 12 HP, 15 points
Spiked Goomba: 7 HP, 7 points

Oh, I was mistaken. Fix'd. Also, stick with attacking one at a time. That's why there has to be intelligence and strategy. Attack strategically.
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thegamer275
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Atomic bomb. End of story.
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The Ultramind12
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Okay.

Shine a flashlight at the Shadow. >_>

Firagun the Shadow.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Maltese cannon blasts the spiked goomba!

Cannon cooldown = 2 posts
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 5 points
thegamer275: 7 points

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 8 HP, 15 points
Spiked Goomba: 3 HP, 7 points

Done. Gamer, attack one at a time. Seriously.
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
Keyblade the Shadow.
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The Ultramind12
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Pulls out Dedede's mechanized hammer, overcharge it, and nail the crap out of the spiked goomba.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 12 points
thegamer275: 7 points

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 5 HP, 15 points
Spiked Goomba: 0 HP, 7 points *defeated*

There.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Diaga!
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 12 points
thegamer275: 7 points

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 3 HP, 15 points
Spiked Goomba: 0 HP, 7 points *defeated*
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thegamer275
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THE GAME
Remove object causing the shadow. >_>
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 12 points
thegamer275: 7 points

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 1 HP, 15 points
Spiked Goomba: 0 HP, 7 points *defeated*

My RNG hates you, Gamer.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
FACE PUNCH SHADOW!
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
1st- Maltese: 15 points, 1 kill
2nd- The Ultramind12: 12 points, 2 kills
3rd- thegamer275: 7 points, 1 kill

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 0 HP, 15 points *defeated*
Spiked Goomba: 0 HP, 7 points *defeated*

4TH FOE:
Gloomba: 12 HP, 14 points
Gloomba: 12 HP, 14 points
Red Goomba: 10 HP, 10 points

Bosses are strong and appear every 5 battles. They take lots of punishment, give lots of points, and will attack players to steal their points. The killer of the boss gets all of the points back.
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The Ultramind12
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*Tosses a Thwomp on Gloomba 1*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Paints Red Goomba black...
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
1st- Maltese: 15 points, 1 kill
2nd- The Ultramind12: 12 points, 2 kills
3rd- thegamer275: 7 points, 1 kill

3RD FOE:
Shadow: 0 HP, 15 points *defeated*
Spiked Goomba: 0 HP, 7 points *defeated*

4TH FOE:
Gloomba: 8 HP, 14 points
Gloomba: 12 HP, 14 points
Black Goomba: 10 HP, 10 points
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
I tell Gamer the Black Goomba called him Racist...
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
1st- Maltese: 15 points, 1 kill
2nd- The Ultramind12: 12 points, 2 kills
3rd- thegamer275: 7 points, 1 kill

4TH FOE:
Gloomba: 8 HP, 14 points
Gloomba: 12 HP, 14 points
Black Goomba: 10 HP, 10 points

Black Goomba: Hey Gamer, what you not attackin' me for, ya racist?
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The Ultramind12
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*Attacks Gloomba 1 with the Ultra Hammer from SMRPG*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
The second Gloomba is so emo that MALTESE SMASH PUNY EMO MUSHROOM!
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
1st- Maltese: 15 points, 1 kill
2nd- The Ultramind12: 12 points, 2 kills
3rd- thegamer275: 7 points, 1 kill

4TH FOE:
Gloomba: 7 HP, 14 points
Gloomba: 10 HP, 14 points
Black Goomba: 10 HP, 10 points

Gloomba grabs the hammer and tosses it aside. Somehow. The recoil causes him 1 damage.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Kick Gloomba 2
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The Ultramind12
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Dude, the Ultra Hammer is Mario's strongest weapon in SMRPG...

*Kicks the Lazy Shell at Gloomba 1*

Lazy Shell is a really big winged koopa shell.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
1st- Maltese: 15 points, 1 kill
2nd- The Ultramind12: 12 points, 2 kills
3rd- thegamer275: 7 points, 1 kill

4TH FOE:
Gloomba: 3 HP, 14 points
Gloomba: 8 HP, 14 points
Black Goomba: 10 HP, 10 points

Gloombas don't like shells. They block Hammers easily however. Figure that out yet?
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The Ultramind12
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Hammers seem to work perfectly fine in Paper Mario...
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
This isn't Paper Mario, is it?
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Storm
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Necrofantastic
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waitholdthefuckmetaphorical phone for a second

since when do goombas not die from being jumped on
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Scoreboard-
1st- Maltese: 15 points, 1 kill
2nd- Storm: 14 points, 1 kill
3rd- The Ultramind12: 12 points, 2 kills
thegamer275: 7 points, 1 kill

4TH FOE:
Gloomba: 0 HP, 14 points *defeated*
Gloomba: 8 HP, 14 points
Black Goomba: 10 HP, 10 points

I'll take that as an attack. Gloomba dies.
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The Ultramind12
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wtf he didn't attack.

Even if he did, his jump did only 2 damage to that first Goomba, why should it do more to a Gloomba?
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Blueshell Gloomba 2
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
TUM, he paradox kill'd the Goomba by pointing out how the jump should have killed it. However, since the Goomba was dead, he had to kill the Gloomba instead. You see my logic?

Scoreboard-
1st- Maltese: 15 points, 1 kill
2nd- Storm: 14 points, 1 kill
3rd- The Ultramind12: 12 points, 2 kills
thegamer275: 7 points, 1 kill

4TH FOE:
Gloomba: 0 HP, 14 points *defeated*
Gloomba: 4 HP, 14 points
Black Goomba: 10 HP, 10 points

Yo Maltese, 4 damage.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
REPEAT
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Yo Maltese, you can't attack after only 5 minutes.
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thegamer275
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...That bastard. Has he ever heard of such a thing as "NOT BEING FUCKING THERE"?

Atomic bomb his ass. And he's not a cockroach, so don't give me that crap.
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The Ultramind12
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*Jumps on Gloomba 2* *While wearing a bunch of weights*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Robtcee13,Feb 29 2008
11:08 PM
Yo Maltese, you can't attack after only 5 minutes.

Wait. Since when?
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The Ultramind12
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Robtcee13,Feb 29 2008
05:34 PM
Fence: 0 HP, 5 points *Burning* *Defeated*

There you go, ladies and gentlemen. TUM gets 5 points for killing a fence with a fireball. How generic. Now you can attack other players to steal 1 point at a time from them, but only once every 2 hours. As in, if you attack a player, 2 hours later, you can attack again. Same for attacking an enemy. You've got a 2 hour waiting time, unless someone else attacks after you.

Scoreboard-
The Ultramind12: 5 points

2ND FOE:
Goomba: 5 HP, 7 points

READ.
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