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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 12:12 PM Post #1 |
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Fist of the North Star
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TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN KIRBY. |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 04:31 PM Post #2 |
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I am a fish.
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Yoshi would be an awesome character in Silent Hill. >_> ...Oh, and that was awesome. |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 04:49 PM Post #3 |
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There's a Robot Chicken skit where Yoshi finds himself in Racoon City, apparently from a Silent Hill game... He's promptly devoured by zombies. |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 04:55 PM Post #4 |
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I am a fish.
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Quoted for posterity. Just so other people see the hilarity I saw. Raccoon City is from the older Resident Evil games! |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 05:03 PM Post #5 |
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Oh. All those horror games seem the same to me, I never really played any of them. |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 05:15 PM Post #6 |
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I've only played RE2. I think the first one took place in the same city, but I'm not sure. RE4 doesn't. It takes place on some godforsaken island with a bunch of tribesmen infected with parasites that will eat you. And for some reason, that island has a shit load of things that one hit kill you, like guys with chainsaws. INSTANT DEATH. Sewer Rats? Instant death. More specifically, if they get on your face and you don't shake them off fast enough, you die. The acid they spit on to your face will melt part of it away, leaving flapping skin just revealing the skull. It's scary as shit when you first see it. Not to mention a vast majority of the bosses are at least 20 times your size, and take no prisoners. They just instantly kill you. But I'm off topic. >_> |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 05:37 PM Post #7 |
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That's... a lot of instant death. |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 05:45 PM Post #8 |
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I am a fish.
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Most bosses either step on you or eat you to kill you, basically. It's really cheap. I don't even know why there's a health bar in the game. Still, it's amazing watching Leon get cut open with a chainsaw. And this is a GAMECUBE game. CHILDISH MY FUCKING ASS. Seriously, when a chainsaw guy attacks you, he simply goes through your right shoulder, goes down to about your waste, then goes across your body, to your left. You then fall down dead. Not to mention the amounts of blood and violence there are. That's one of the cheapest deaths, too. There are seriously deaths that, I believe, you fall into, say, lava or acid, and emerge as only a skeleton. Then again, instant deaths go back as far as RE1. I do believe the zombie dogs in that game CAN rip your throat out, causing you to die if you don't shake them off. I don't remember this, but it's in my mind, so it's gotta be true somewhere. Let's see... Ooh, did I mention that... Okay, there are suits of armor that live and fight you. You have to destroy them. However, they are armor, thus, impenetrable. You're locked in the room. They've got you cornered. What do you do? |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 05:51 PM Post #9 |
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._. Bullets don't work against medieval armor? Why the hell don't people wear that shit to war then? |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 05:52 PM Post #10 |
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They take one step closer. Also, bullets only don't work because no one is IN the armor. Obviously, nothing to kill inside it, right? |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 05:56 PM Post #11 |
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... Nades? |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 05:59 PM Post #12 |
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Grenades, I believe, will blow them apart, exposing the parasite controlling them (Though they are nimble enough to dodge bullets shot into the armor). This stuns them, and you can kill them. IIRC. |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 06:02 PM Post #13 |
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Gotta love grenades. Even if they are sometimes fiddly little bastards. |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 06:34 PM Post #14 |
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Trust me, not everything instant kills you, but there are a ton of things that do, and believe me, if you play it, and the game says to tap the A button, DO WHAT IT FUCKING SAYS. |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 06:41 PM Post #15 |
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Also, here's another enemy that instant kills you.
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| Maltese | Feb 26 2008, 08:55 PM Post #16 |
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
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1. Most of RE4 is on mainland spain. 2. the bosses shouldn't instant kill you unless you're new, you suck, or its Krauser. All bets are off with Krauser. 3. Grenades are great in that game. 4. Best way to kill armour. A. WShoot in head with gun (Something with a good kick, like a shot gun, is perferable.) B. FLASHBANG! The armour parasites are weak to light, so a flashbang = instant death. |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 09:03 PM Post #17 |
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Doesn't Krauser impale you through the chest with his evil mutant abilities at any opportunity? |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 26 2008, 10:16 PM Post #18 |
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Hmmm... which is the one with the psycho difficult final boss with a name that sounds distinctly like a female one, which I can't remember... |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 26 2008, 11:15 PM Post #19 |
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I dunno. >_> Here are some enemies and their instant kill attacks. Los Ganados are villagers possessed by parasites. Not to say they wouldn't attack you anyway. Those assholes. Well, they carry your traditional farm equipment. Pitchforks, Hatchets, Chainsaws, and Dynamite. The ones with the first two weapons can attack melee, or throw the weapons at you. Throwing weapons are more painful, so make it a priority to dodge those. The ones with Chainsaws are, ironically, much more durable than the other Ganados. They instantly kill you by sawing you in half. How fun. The ones with Dynamite will carry it in, throw it at you, and watch you explode. This does major damage, which, in layman's terms, means you die. Shoot their Dynamite before they throw it to kill them. Los Illuminados are monks. You'd think these holy guys wouldn't want to kill you, but they do. Because they're possessed. Yet, again, everyone hates Leon and wants to kill him ANYWAY. Well, here's the issue. They're exactly like Los Ganados, but the thing is, they don't have chainsaws. Apparently goes against their teachings. No, instead they carry scythes and crossbows. Some wear facemasks, thus will be invulnerable to head shots. Gotta take em down the hard way. Army men. Yes, even the ARMY comes after you. What the fuck. Well, they're exactly like Los Ganados, as similar as Roy is to Marth. They carry into battle axes, stun rods, tasers... and did I mention the hundreds of kinds of knives? Well, they're tougher, they throw their weapons, and they don't believe in chainsaws. REJOICE. Los Logos Locos are dogs in this game. God knows what that means in real life. Well, they've only got one attack which is mildly painful, a phrase which here means, kills you instantly if it hits. They charge you fast, knock you over, and proceed to tear out your throat. If you do not struggle by pressing the A button repeatedly, you will die. These bastards suck. Los Perros Locos are different versions, with tentacles. They like to grab and squeeze you from a range with tentacles. Another thing is, they'll drop you afterwards, and attempt to rip out your throat. Again, struggle or you will die. Fun, huh? The best way to kill them is to pull out your Riot Gun. Yes, you need some heavy firepower here... Armaduras are extremely powerful, defensively and offensively. They're giant suits of armor that try to kill you. The best way to kill them is to use a magnum or shotgun to blow their helmets off (hopefully), and destroy the parasite. If you happen to carry the commonly useless flash grenades, they fell these guys in one hit. ABUSE THEM. Novistadors, the sewer bugs. These guys suck so hard. They're somewhat weak, and they aren't so annoying. That is, if they weren't INVISIBLE. Dicks. Well, they've only got one simple attack. They jump on your face. Fail to struggle to get them off, and you've got one less face. And you're dead. Fancy that. Regenerators are your standard IMPOSSIBLE enemies to kill. There are only about 5 in the game, and they're extremely slow, and extremely powerful. The best and only way to kill them is to take out your Rifle and shoot the parasites inside them. How do you see them? Oh, crap... Uh... You have to have the Thermal Scope. RUN BACK TO THE SHOP FAST. If you don't kill the parasites first, they... uh... Regenerate. Duh. Iron Maidens are even stronger than Regenerators. Very hard to kill, multiple parasites, but this time, they're covered in spikes. Also, they continue attacking you in true zombie fashion after you kill all of the parasites. Never go near them--They're covered in spikes. That means you'll probably die. |
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| Maltese | Feb 26 2008, 11:20 PM Post #20 |
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Oh freaking please. 98% of the guys are pushovers. |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 27 2008, 12:40 PM Post #21 |
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Oh yes. Lisa Trevor, which game is that? |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 27 2008, 02:47 PM Post #22 |
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I am a fish.
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If you have the Chicago Typewriter. |
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| Keotalf | Feb 27 2008, 06:42 PM Post #23 |
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Lord of Phantasms
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Lisa Trevor wasn't a final boss, but was annoying and difficult as all hell. Don't even get me started on Invisible mode. Also, Eternal Darkness, ftw. The only game where the game will make you explode, and let you live, just to f*ck with you. Then there's the creepy sh*t that happens with her grandfather, and the bathtub. Seriously, don't EVER play the game in the dark alone if you want any of your sanity left. Starting or stopping at 3:33 just seals the deal. |
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| The Ultramind12 | Feb 27 2008, 06:45 PM Post #24 |
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Oh, not a problem, I've long lost that. |
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| Keotalf | Feb 27 2008, 06:49 PM Post #25 |
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Eternal Darkness is REALLY scary. I'm not going to spoil the sanity effects here, but it should suffice to say that it incorporates Lovecraft, Poe, and all other sorts of horror together. Edit: Also, you never actually finished off Lisa Trevor, you only managed to restrict her. |
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