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What. The. Fuck.
Topic Started: Nov 25 2007, 09:39 PM (87 Views)
Robtcee13
I am a fish.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Post of win. About 2 people playing Tom Sawyer
 
I had hard on with my guitar, and she was an expert with the mike. The first part started easy enough, with everything going great. I was getting closer and closer to my Star Power going, and she proved her mastery with this sort of thing. I was even starting to wonder if she had done this with other guys or girls!

And then, finally, I saw that it was time for the Star Power to come. I arched my guitar upright, but nothing happened. I started shaking it wildly, trying to get something, anything to happen. Then, we started failing. Tom Sawyer stopped making those lovely noises.

My girlfriend came over, and tried shaking it as hard as she could, too. She even tried using her feet! While she was busy with my guitar, the microphone started going down. She rushed back, leaving me on my own. It seemed that all was lost.

But then.... I could feel that something BIG was about to happen. I raised the guitar triumphantly in the air, causing all the star power to do its thing. With both of us doing a magnificient job, you could tell that Tom Sawyer was pleased. After the best climax that I've ever seen, we both exited Tom.
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The Ultramind12
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DO NOT FUCKING WANT.

DELETE. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Robtcee13
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You. You're the one with Shadowlyger.
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