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Topic Started: Nov 22 2007, 01:42 AM (305 Views)
Cameron Chilari
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Now that I've graced this board with my presence, is there anyone I should watch out for? Namely, half-elves, half-dwarves, half-fairies, or anything like that? Real nasty things; don't want to associate with the brutish sort, you know?
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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You have a problem with half-beings or something?
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Cameron Chilari
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Obviously. Everyone knows that humans are the superior race! Things like elves and such are far below humans, and the half-beings, or rather, half-beasts, are far below the elves. It's a fact of life, ya know?
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Keotalf
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Whose alt is this? *Prepares the trout cannon*
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
lrn2read the alt topic.

It's AI.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
I'm half-human. And so is my other half. HAH!
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
That seemed to be an odd double post. >_>
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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master4sword
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*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Well, you see, wwhen Firefox says it can't load the page after you press add post, and you reconnect to whatev4er shitty wifi source you'e using, and you press REFESH...It posts again. Sorry. Damn laptop.
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Hoboman
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Watch for any Mer, then, especially Dunmer, they're particularly vicious.
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Cameron Chilari
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Maltese,Nov 22 2007
07:41 AM
*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?

Gasp! A half-elf! Why is this savage not in chains and serving a wealthy man along with dozens of other beasts?! I demand to speak with the leader of this board!
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The Ultramind12
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I'm a giant brain. What'cha gonna do about it?
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
He's half-brain half-ego. >_>
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Cameron Chilari
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...

Oooookay... I'm not even going to touch that.
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The Ultramind12
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No no, you fool, I'm 100% Giant Brain, and 500,000,000% Ego.
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thegamer275
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100% death god. Just try and touch me, I could send you to Hell with a touch of a hilt to your forehead. Even if you ARE a good soul.
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thegamer275,Nov 22 2007
02:02 PM
100% death god. Just try and touch me, I could send you to Hell with a touch of a hilt to your forehead. Even if you ARE a good soul.

This sudden burst of ego makes me cry.

(Also, why hasn't Genis posted in this topic yet? >_>)
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Maltese
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Cameron Chilari,Nov 22 2007
12:24 PM
Maltese,Nov 22 2007
07:41 AM
*Raises hand* I'm half-elven. What are you going to do about it, bigot?

Gasp! A half-elf! Why is this savage not in chains and serving a wealthy man along with dozens of other beasts?! I demand to speak with the leader of this board!

GASP! A moron! Why am I not killing him right now?
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thegamer275
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For plot reasons. >_>
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Drifting Swordsman
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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Genis: I generally avoid morons.

Artemis: Can you do that cool thing where you smash them with meteors?

Genis: ... Eh, what the hell. METEOR STORM!
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Cameron Chilari
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Meteors? Is that all you can do? I once pissed off a druid, he fired an earthquake, a volcano, and a couple tornadoes at me. It was awesome. But anyway!

*dodges the meteors, jumping away from them and dashing away with incredibly speed and agility*

Well, my evasion skills are more awesome than can be described by words. So use whatever imagination you have.

Are you quite done yet?
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Drifting Swordsman
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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Artemis: *bashes him in the back of the head with a 2x4* Own3d.
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Cameron Chilari
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*blocks with a spear* Nope. *jabs Arty with the blunt end of the spear*

You're human... aren't you? Why're you defending this poor, pathetic excuse of a life?
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Drifting Swordsman
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Because this guy is about twenty times more human than a narcissistic ass like you. Go figure.
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Cameron Chilari
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Hahahahaha! Yep, you're definitely not related to me!
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Uh...can I just kill him now? Or do you wish to continue?
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Cameron Chilari
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Maltese,Nov 22 2007
05:14 PM
Uh...can I just kill him now? Or do you wish to continue?

OOC: PLOT, dammit...
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
*Sigh* I'm taking a nap. Poke me when it's assholoe killing tiome.
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Sonja - Yellow Comet
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... Genis, who the hell is this guy and why are you trying to kill each other?
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Drifting Swordsman
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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Genis: He's a narcissistic ass who hates anyone that's not pure human.
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Keotalf
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*Transforms into Alucard/Arucard*
*Fires the trout cannon*

What about vampires?

*Obliterates*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Look out! he has Helena's nail!
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Cameron Chilari
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... Genis.

Genis.

GENIS.

WOW. As if the fact that the beast has a name isn't shocking enough, it just had to be a stupid name, huh? God damn, I would HATE to be you.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
What I don't get is this...

You say Elves are inferior to Humans. Despite the fact, while Humans were learning how to make fire, the Elves conquered half the known sphere. You're realy stupid, ne?
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Drifting Swordsman
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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Genis: ... Lego, sporkaga him. Please?
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Charles Chilari
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I would love to eat some icing right now. An Infernal Rapture is fine too... *Eats any elves nearby*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
STOP EATING MY EAR!
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Keotalf
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Hmm. How to handle this. I could shoot him, and hope he dies, but that might not be enough. There is a 99.9999999999999999999999% chance this person is a virgin, but I sure as hell don't want him to be a vampire. I am sure as hell not going to sex that...

I know!
*shoots, multiple times in the legs, grabs, and throws him within 500km of TUM*

Everyone knows TUM has that handy field of complete raep.
*Bites Cameron* *Commands it off a cliff*

Ahhhh. So satisfying.
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The Ultramind12
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>_>

Why yes, that would be a scenario shown in a VGCats comic. You have a measly attack radius, whilst I have a freaking enormous Horrible Rape Radius.
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Keotalf
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He's the one with Measly Attack Radius. I happen to have a rather large attack radius, especially given use of Ghouls and possible other vampires. On top of that, I have my gun, which fires exploding, holy bullets. Furthermore, I am almost entirely resistant to conventional attack, and have excellent melee skills.

However, your horrible rape radius is infact still a horrible rape radius.
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Atomic Inferno
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... My alt topic was invaded ;_;
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Robtcee13
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So, wait, TUM has sex with underaged girls within 500km of himself?

You said he had a rape radius. >_>
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Keotalf
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What part of Horrible Rape Radius don't you understand?
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