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Hyrule Castle Courtyard
Topic Started: Nov 10 2007, 10:22 AM (610 Views)
The Ultramind12
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Chaos: Eyeball at the top? *Pulls out an Energy Sword, does a large acrobatic flip above the Arrghus, and impales it in the eye*
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: *grabs the boss, and uses her Yo-Yo to tear out its eye, and throw it into the wall*

Announcer: Rose wins. FATALITY.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Rose throws the eye out of the monstrous creature, with Chaos still attached to it with the Plasma Blade. Rose does a pose. The creature begins to shrink and turn black, with white smoke coming out of various places, and bright lights being released from its core. It explodes sending ripples along the ground. When the smoke clears, there are several glowing triangles. 2 large purple ones, 5 large red ones, and 1 large green one. As well as several small ones.
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Drifting Swordsman
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GRAB 'EM ALL.
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: *Boots Rose away and takes half of them* *Snags the green one*
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Robtcee13
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...The green one is worth the least. >_>

Once you divide it up as you see fit, I'll give you their values.
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The Ultramind12
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Oh.

Chaos: *Snags 3 reds and 1 purple*
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: *takes the remaining large and small ones*
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Robtcee13
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Okay.

Chaos gains: 900 Force Gems!
Rose gains: 882 Force Gems!

Those may be useful if you get 2000...

And more useful every 2000 you get...

*Ahem*

Next wave... You're ejected outside. There are tons of really spread out blue guards all over the place (About... 50?), as well as 4 soldiers with very powerful armor, a massive shield and sword, and a cape.
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: *starts bashing through nearby guards with Ball and Chain*
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Robtcee13
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Blue: 47
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 4
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 0
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: *Pulls out an M7057/Defoliant Projector* *AKA a flamethrower* *Starts burning his way through the ranks* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Robtcee13
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Robtcee13,Nov 14 2007
07:34 PM
Blue: 41
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 4
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 0

The Green Captain you attempted to shoot as well was completely unaffected. He raises his sword, and faces you, ready to charge.
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: *Drops the flamethrower and pulls out pair of shades and puts them on* *Throws out a Flare* *Pulls out a Needler and opens fire on the green guy*
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Robtcee13
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Are you still attacking him from the front?
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: *smashes through more soldiers with ball and chain*
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The Ultramind12
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No. Not that it matters, Needlers go through any and all armor. Put ~8 needles in someone and they go boom.
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Robtcee13
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Not this guy's armor.

*The needles bounce off the shield and land at your feet*
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: What the hell? It's a fucking NEEDLER. These things can pierce MJOLNIR armor, I'm damn assured they can pierce this fucker's armor. *Throws another flare, jumps behind him, pulls out a second Needler, and puts 7 Needles in him, because 7 needles = death*
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Robtcee13
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Behind, right?

The moment he's hit with 1, he flies off (Hurt). His sword pierces the skulls of 4 soldiers. Unfortunately, the other needles miss. Completely. There's a lovely hole in the ground, though.
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The Ultramind12
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>_> Needlers don't make explosions unless 7 are embedded in something fleshy. Hence why they're useless against vehicles. They do, however, shatter after a few seconds, and that hurts like hell.

Chaos: *Shrug* *Pulls out a Heavy Machine Gun* <Accent>I am Heavy Weapons guy. And this, is my weapon. It fires $200 custom made rounds at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.</Accent> *Opens fire* MWAHAHAHAHA, cry more.
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Robtcee13
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$400,000 kills 20 blue soldiers. The captains, aside from 1, block all of the bullets with their shields (Those shields are strong as hell.)

Blue: 17
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 3
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 0
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: ... *Pulls out a targetting device* *Aims it at one of the green guys* Hammer of Dawn, FIAR. *Four beams of energy close in on the green guy and combine into one more powerful ray*
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Robtcee13
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Does it hit from behind?

Yes: He takes damage.
No: Nothing happens.
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The Ultramind12
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>_>

It's a giant fucking laser from outer space. It hits everywhere.
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Robtcee13
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From which angle?
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The Ultramind12
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... Up? Duh?
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Robtcee13
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If it comes from behind him, it hits him.

Enemies with weak points are as simple as that. Anything else is deflected. And how are you planning on dodging your own attack?
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The Ultramind12
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It's not THAT big. But it's sure as hell big enough to not matter where it comes from, the cascading energy will hit every conceivable point on the target, and a few inconceivable ones.
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
This courtyard isn't that big.
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Robtcee13
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Fine, have it your way.


Green Captain: *Vaporized*

*Another Green Captain appears*

Voice: I'm sorry, but if you don't kill it normally, I just can't let it die.
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The Ultramind12
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>_>

The beam is, like, only about the size of a human. Haven't you ever played Gears of War?

It's not the uber-destructive mass annihilation laser I usually employ, it's more of a heat lance from outer space. It's not wide, but it's strong enough to destroy regular-sized humanoid targets. Bigger things may require a bit more.
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Robtcee13
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Unless it hits from behind, it gets blocked. I may accept hits from the inside.
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: *smashes one from behind*
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Robtcee13
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Blue: 17
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 2
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 0

The captain goes flying. Into another captain. They both fall to the ground, and only 1 gets up.
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The Ultramind12
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Fine. It comes from ALL DIRECTIONS. Happy now? Four lasers close in to form the larger one, but they too are devestating. One of them hit the captain from behind. If that's not enough, the laser tilts to hit him in the back.
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Robtcee13
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Meh, whatever.

*Captain is vaporized*

*An explosion is heard far above*

Blue: 17
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 1
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 0
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: *Pulls out two Maulers and proceeds to massacre the remaining blue soldiers* *Jumps over the last remaining captain and plants two Plasma Grenades and five Spike Grenades on his back* *Runs from the undoubtedly large explosion*
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Robtcee13
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You're lucky captains are slow.

The next wave emerges... Well... Good luck... Oh, and make sure to block the no doubt undodgable hail of arrows about to fly into your face.

Blue: 0
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 0
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 1000
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: HOSHI- *Throws down a bubble shield* Okay, now the immediate danger's gone... *Throws down several Deployable Covers, throws Automated Turrets in front of those (Theses turrets use lasers!), then pulls out a Sentinal Beam and starts sweeping it across the archers*
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: ... HOLY FUCKING SHIT. *jumps up to the walls, and blocks arrows with her Yo-Yo, before throwing a Ball and Chain into the horde*
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Robtcee13
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This is one of the somewhat stronger waves. I've got a million of em. 1,000,000 Heavy Weapons, anyone?

Oh, and Archers don't JUST shoot straight. They also shoot up over the shields. And at Rose.

Blue: 0
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 0
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 912
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: ... *summons Naruto as a human shield* Oh, now it's on! *summons Sturm*

Sturm: Pitiful worms. METEOR STRIKE! *the meteor hits in the center of the archers*
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The Ultramind12
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Chaso: Deployable covers curve for reasons like that. *Pulls out a Rocket Launcher and begins firing at the crowd... through the shields*

Yes, non-plasma projectiles CAN go through Deployable Covers when fired from behind. Non-plasma will, however, do virtually nothing to a shield when fired from the front. Plasma, however, can quickly burn through one. Seeing as the Deployable Cover is plasma and all...
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Blue: 0
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 0
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 886, most at 7 HP
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: *Pulls out a Sniper Rifle and goes-a-sniping* *Remember than sniper rifle bullets pierce*
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Drifting Swordsman
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AW2 Sturm: My meteors can kill now, bitch. *throws a larger one*
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Robtcee13
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The archers stop firing. A few are killed by the barrage.

The archers raise their bows, which are now glowing with yellow light.

...Yeah, Link's not the only one with those...

Blue: 0
Green: 0
Red: 0
Blue Captain: 0
Green Captain: 0
Red Captain: 0
Heavy Weapons: 0
Monsters: 0
Archers: 742, most at 7 HP
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The Ultramind12
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Chaos: Hmmm... *Pulls out M6D Pistol (From Halo: CE. The really fucking overpowered one)* *Headshot spree*
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Robtcee13
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Light Arrows = Energy = Penetrate shield

You sure you wanna do that?
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