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Hyrule Castle Courtyard
Topic Started: Nov 10 2007, 10:22 AM (609 Views)
Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Yep. Another crappy boring battle topic. This time, you all cooperate!

And it's an endless battle with lots of enemies. There will be a boss every 5 waves, and this boss requires cooperation. With everything else, you can take every opportunity to backstab and steal all of your ally's rewards. To start: Something easy.

*6 soldiers clad in blue armor wielding small daggers emerge from the gate.*

One more thing: Godmodding is strictly prohibited. So is the act of deciding if your attack hits a boss. The little soldiers I don't care as much about. In addition, you can use anything that appears in the area. And most of your characters innate abilities are removed. They can be retrieved by collecting some items inside treasure chests.

*4 treasure chests appear in the 4 corners of the area*

*2 bombs resting inside plants appear on the east and west wall*

*A shed-like building appears at the southern wall*

*The soldiers emerge from a gate at the north wall*

...Have fun discovering the traps, too.
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Twilight
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Darkness? Or Light?
*Puts G.R.B in the arena*

GRB: GRB stands for Generic Roleplaying Badass. And this is why. *Casts Flamestrike in the middle of all the soldiers, then runs over to that shed*
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Robtcee13
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Soldiers: *Run around on fire, run into the bombs, and explode*

Bombs: *Regrow*

The shed contains a slingshot and a bow. You cannot see what the wave that just emerged is.
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: *Runs back out to the center, looks for whatever wave came out, then launches a Blizzard on their general area*

Not FF Blizzard. WoW Blizzard.
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Robtcee13
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You see 2 spread out guards in green armor, wielding swords.

As you launch a blizzard at them (Freezing and pummeling them with ice), 4 other guards surround you.

WHAT NOW?
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: *Spams Arcane Explosion*
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Atomic Inferno
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Eh.

*Adder the Necromancer pops up out of nowhere* *no, he doesn't have a merc because if he did, he'd be broken and that's no good* *and he also doesn't have Beast (which gives him Fanaticism), that would also make him broken* *anyway, he creates six Skeletons from some corpses and summons a Clay Golem* *the summoned begin attacking stuff while Adder casts Decrepify*

Skeletons in D2 are nowhere near fragile or weak; one Skeleton is strong, two are formidable, three are dangerous, and four or more are overkill. Just be glad he doesn't have a merc.
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Robtcee13
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*Skeletons pop up, blocking the guards as they're about to attack GRB*

*Arcane Explosion kills 1 guard*

*Skeletons fight with the other guards (3 to 1)*

*Acts like Decrepify did something, even though I don't know what it does*

*Clay Golem fights the remaining one, but due to being a bit slower, he is more easily dodged*
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: *Pulls out a Spartan Laser and obliterates the poor guy that the Clay Golem is fighting* I like Overkill. ^_^
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Decrepify is a curse that reduces the victim's strength, attacking speed, and movement by 50%. Come on Rob, if you're going to be a Necromancer you gotta know this stuf >______________>

Adder: *creates two more Skeletons from two more corpses* *starts blowing up any remaining corpses with Corpse Explosion* *any enemies caught in the explosions takes lethal (fire/physical) damage*
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The Ultramind12
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Necrosis: *Taking notes* Damn, why was I never informed that Necromancers could do this stuff? That Necronomicon is worthless...
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Robtcee13
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GRB: You can't seem to find your Spartan Laser...

Other guards: *Die from skeletons*

Guard fighting Golem: *Kills a skeleton*
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The Ultramind12,Nov 10 2007
01:09 PM
Necrosis: *Taking notes* Damn, why was I never informed that Necromancers could do this stuff? That Necronomicon is worthless...

That's why Diablo 2 is awesome >_>

Adder: *raises another Skeleton, bringing the Skeleton count back to eight* *reanimates three guards, bringing them back to life (for a short amount of time) and giving them a lot more HP* *raises a Skeletal Mage* *it retreats to the edge of the chaos and begins throwing fireballs* God, I love being a summoner.
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: What, no Spartan laser? Booooo. Ah well. Guess I'll make do with these... *Pulls out a pair of SMGs and guns down the guard fighting the golem* *If he can't upll out a pair of SMGs, then he just throws a grenade* *If he can't do THAT, then Pyroblast, which is a really, really, REALLY powerful fireball that takes about five seconds to cast*

And I MEAN really powerful. Nothing pisses you off like having 7k wiped off your health by a single spell.
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Robtcee13
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Okay. I'm gonna have to limit your summoning, AI. Don't want too much chaos. Try using the stuff placed throughout the area. Such as the treasure chests... Bomb Flowers...

Last Guard: *Dies*

Reanimated Guards: *Stand there while the wave continues*

Skeletons: *Stand there while the wave continues*

...They USED to be enemies. As long as they exist, the next wave cannot appear. Enemies are still on the field.
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: No Problem. *Uses Smite Undead on them all*
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Adder: What? Oh, bullshit. Skeletal Mages aren't even that good anyway. Huh? You mean the Revived? Yeah, okay, I can do that. *Unsummons all of the Revived*
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Robtcee13
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*Revived die*

*Next Wave appears: 16 blue soldiers, and 10 green soldiers*

*GRB begins smiting Adder's minions...*
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: Err... Sorry about that. >_> You can always summon more, right? *Pulls out a Sniper Rifle and uses Aimed Shot on one of the incoming guys, then starts launching Ice Crystals at them* *Uses Cone of Cold on any that come too close, use Blink to get away, and peg them with Frostbolts*
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Adder: ... >_< *casts Amplify Damage (a curse that doubles the damage the victim takes) and Attract (causes enemies to target the victim)* *summons Skeletons from the corpses and Corpse Explosions what's left*
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Robtcee13
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GRB: You kill about half the blue soldiers. All the other soldiers converge on you. QUICK DO SOMETHING!

Adder: The corpses of the blue soldiers explode. Unfortunately, they were moving so quickly, they didn't hit any of the living soldiers.
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: *Pulls out two Spikers and opens fire* *Any that come to close can look forward to a Spike Grenade to the face*
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Adder: But my Corpse Explosion has a radius of 5.6 yards D:

Adder: Eh, whatever. *casts Decrepify on the soldiers attacking GRB* *continues casting Corpse Explosion*
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Robtcee13
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Most of the soldiers die. The 4 remaining green ones, however, block the Spikers and stab at GRB with their swords.
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Adder: *walks over to a treasure chest* *casts Bone Wall, shielding himself from any attacks* *opens the treasure chest*
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Robtcee13
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You open the Northeast treasure chest.

You obtain...

A giant bomb!?

QUICK EVERYONE! ESCAPE!

Giant Bomb: 10 turns
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Adder: ... Oh dear. *runs far far away from the giant bomb*
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: BWAR! How the hell do you block a superheated spike of metal? *Casts Greater Heal on self, then lobs the closest guy's head off with the Spiker's blades* *Uses Cone of Cold on the other three, then turns around and uses Blink to get away* *Pulls out a random gun and uses Tri-Shot to hit the remaining three*

Also...

*Whenever the bomb decides to explode*

GRB: *Uses Divine Protection to shield self from the explosion*
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Robtcee13
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Basically, you need to go into a cave or a building when the bomb explodes. Otherwise, you die. It'll explode in 9 turns, or when it's attacked 9 times. *Pokes shed*

Closest Soldier: *Vanishes the moment he's beheaded* (Yeah, enemies vanish when they die. Why was I so strict against Curse Explosion working? This is why. You're lucky you have skeletons.)

Other 3 soldiers: *Are already running toward the giant bomb*

Giant Bomb: 9 turns.
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Corpse Explosion >_>

Besides, Adder is a summoner Necro. He kinda needs Skeletons to survive, you know. Just be glad he doesn't have a Might mercenary.

Adder: ... How the hell can that little shed protect me from a giant bomb? Oh, well. *walks into the shed, Skeletons shielding him from attacks*
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Robtcee13
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*Other 3 soldiers slash the Giant Bomb*

Giant Bomb: 5 turns.
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
The Ultramind12,Nov 10 2007
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Necrosis: *Taking notes* Damn, why was I never informed that Necromancers could do this stuff? That Necronomicon is worthless...

That would be because the Necronomicon has NOTHING to do with necromancy. The title's a misnomer.
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The Ultramind12
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Necrosis: Well, not necessarily... There are, in fact, alternate versions of the Necronomicon. The most useful one I've found tells you how to walk through the gates of death, and how to use the seven bells of a Necromancer. For instance, Astaroth, the Weeper, kills everyone who hears it. Including the ringer, which is why it's a last resort thing. But enough of me...

GRB: But Divine Protection is that wonderful Paladin shield bullcrap that protects you from absolutely EVERYTHING and is unbreakable until it wears off or the Pally cancels it. Which is why Ultramind hates Paladins. In fact, if you look at any planet he's conquered from outer space, you can see at least one point where the hive clusters are positioned to spell out "I HATE PALADINS." In any case... *Shoots the Bomb twice and then leaps into a shed and closes it*
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Robtcee13
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GRB: *Shoots bomb twice and goes inside*

Soldiers: *Mindlessly hit the bomb 3 more times*

Giant Bomb: 0 turns. *Explodes*

*When the smoke clears, there is nothing. No bombs, no grass, no fountains... Barely any shed. The treasure chests, however, are still there. Despite one being in the middle of the freakin' explosion. There is also a massive dent in the area where it used to be.*

*Gate opens*

*5 heavily (And I mean HEAVILY) armored soldiers wielding massive balls and chains emerge*

*They start swinging wildly, knocking even the indestructable treasure chests around*
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: ... Can I have my Spartan Laser now? Please? Aw hell... Ummm... *Pulls out a rather large spellbook, licks a finger, and leafs through it at obscene speeds* Dadadada... AHA! *Closes spellbook, puts it away, and casts Seed of Corruption on one of the soldiers* Seed of Corruption causes shadow damage for 18 seconds. Once times up, the second explodes, causing additional damage to the pour sap who it's imbeded in, and anyone standing near him. Also... *Uses Immolate and then Conflagrate on another soldier, and then backs away and watches as the conflgrated soldier runs around on fire*

Immolate doesn't do that... but when you're Conflagrated... 1. You take lots of damage. 2. You run around on fire, screaming your head off, because Conflagrate is much stronger flames.
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Robtcee13
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Ball and Chain 1: *Implanted with seed* *Doesn't notice yet*
Ball and Chain 2: *Is on fire, but cannot run around*
All Ball and Chain: *Swing the balls and chains in the general direction of GRB*

...Keep in mind, the treasure chests may contain good things, too.
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The Ultramind12
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GRB: *Blinks out of the way of the B&Cs* *Runs to the SW treasure chest and opens it*
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Robtcee13
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You obtain a Spartan Laser!

Unfortunately, it's uncharged.

...What? I'm sadistic.
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The Ultramind12
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What, as in, no ammo? Pfft.

GRB: *Pulls out a PP-16979/AM-Sh (Which is basically a Spartan Laser recharger =P)* *Recharges Spartan Laser* *Since you probably won't let me do that, use Divine Shield, run into the middle of the soldiers, and use Consecration*

Consecration... well, consecrates an area of ground around the user. All enemies take holy damage while standing on that area.
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Rose: *jumps in, and hits the SW treasure chest*
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Robtcee13
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GRB: As commendation for memorizing the name of the charger, you get a single shot of splazer. >_>

Rose: You open the... Wait. It's already opened.
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Adder: *walks out of the shed... or, rather, what remains of it* *looks at the guards* This looks like a job for... Amplify Damage! *casts Amplify Damage on them, reducing their defense (physical resistance actually, but no one cares) by 100%* Go go Skeletons! *the Skeletons start attacking them*
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Robtcee13
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Adder: Amplify Damage works. The skeletons, however, are pounded to bits by the rapidly spinning balls and chains.
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Rose: ... Loot all the remaining chests.
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Robtcee13
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The B&S guys are near the NW chest, but you can reach the SE one.

You get... Magic Armor! By draining magic power, you can become invincible. For 3 turns. Now what do you do? Use it and melee the hell outta the B&S's? Steal their weapons? >_>
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GRB: Oooo, yay! *Splazers one of the soldiers*
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Robtcee13,Nov 11 2007
03:13 PM
The B&S guys are near the NW chest, but you can reach the SE one.

You get... Magic Armor! By draining magic power, you can become invincible. For 3 turns. Now what do you do? Use it and melee the hell outta the B&S's? Steal their weapons? >_>

STEAL THE WEAPOSN
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Robtcee13
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GRB: *The soldier flies backwards, into another one. They careen into the wall. You can judge by the fact that one of them is now a red spot on the wall that you killed one.*

Rose: Activate the Magic Armor first, right? You steal one of the balls and chains and start swinging it around. What? It looked fun. The soldiers start getting knocked away quite easily. There is one living one left, and its armor is currently home to a large burnt hole.
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Kill it and loot the nearby chest.
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GRB: *If Lego didn't kill it somehow, then pull out a Fuel Rod Gun and put a fuel rod in that gaping hole in the last dude's armor* Well... now what, all the chests have been looted... Unless they respawn. *Goes to see if the NE one respawned*
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