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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 07:26 PM Post #201 |
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I am a fish.
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*Sigh* WIIIIIIIIII! ...Anyway... I don't feel like attacking Xaldin. I'll just throw a piece of pie at him to distract him. Not just any pie, however. COCONUT CREAM PIE! |
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| Maltese | Nov 9 2007, 07:59 PM Post #202 |
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
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Why all the R's? It's a secret. The single biggest secret in the Malteseverse. Rick: Nice. *Flicks a pistol out from his jacket's sleeve* *Shoots one arm and stabs the other, barely escaping a BOOT TO THE HEAD!* *Adopts an Akimbo fighting pose (Both weapons pointed at the enemy, sword arm behind, over the head and bent at the elbow.)* C'mon, try again! |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 08:33 PM Post #203 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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Rob ![]() Xaldin: Ooo, Coconut Cream Pie! ^_^ Wait... it's flying straight toward- *SPLAT* ... We are not happy, no we aren't. *Sends two lances at you* DO SOMETHING! Rick ![]() Guard Armor: *Stomps it's feet, then seperates its limbs* Body: *Spins rapidly toward you* Hands: *Move toward you to grab you* Feet: *Stomp toward you to... umm... stomp you* DO SOMETHING! |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 08:41 PM Post #204 |
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I am a fish.
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Only 2? *Jumps into the air* *Does a flip* *Catches one* *Hooks the other to it* *Leaps off the ground into Xaldin with both spears* |
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| Maltese | Nov 9 2007, 08:47 PM Post #205 |
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
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Rick: Gah! This is getting on my nerves! *Takes to shots at the arms, stunning them. Jumps up, then diagonally hits the body, knocking it back. He then starts to fall towards the feet...* |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 08:50 PM Post #206 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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Rob ![]() Xaldin: Do you forget that those are MY Wind Lances? *Wind Lances flip and smack you in the head, knocking you to the ground, then return to Xaldin, who floats toward you, lances flying around all over the place* DO SOMETHING! Rick ![]() Hands: *Fall to the ground, finally out of steam* Body: *Spins backwards, then heads toward you again, faster* Feet: *Tilt to point the... umm... points of their psuedo-legs directly at your crotch as you fall toward them* DO SOMETHING! QUICKLY! |
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| Maltese | Nov 9 2007, 09:01 PM Post #207 |
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
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Rick: OH HELL NO! *Flips in mid-air, showing the boots that his sword is pointier. He then unloads an entire clip into the boots* Now, for the head... *Puts his sword in the beginning position in fencing* Ebon blade! *Brings his sword down and across and.....A skyscraper falls on the Armor* Finise! *Rick flicks the blade up, ad the building (And armor, if this kills it) Is split in half* |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 09:02 PM Post #208 |
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I am a fish.
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Comboing me? *Pulls out 6 keyblades, wielding them like Xaldin uses his lances* *Counters every attack with the respective keyblade* |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 09:10 PM Post #209 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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Rick ![]() Feet: *Destroyed* Torso: *Falls in half* Helmet: *Rolls to your feet and explodes into darkness, releasing a large heart* Floor 6: An Air Pirate flys around above you and dive bombs at you. Behind you, something wavers through the ground... two arms rise up and move toward you like a shark. DO SOMETHING! Rob ![]() Xaldin: Impressive. Alas, you've forgotten something. *Another lance stabs you in the shoulder* I have SEVEN lances. (I forget how many has really has, but here, he's got seven.) DO SOMETHING! |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 09:12 PM Post #210 |
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I am a fish.
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"But you've also forgotten something, my friend." *Glows brightly 9 times* "Every time I counter you..." *Teleports above him* "I get an unblockable attack!" *Cue at least 9 Jumps* |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 09:17 PM Post #211 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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9? What the hell, you countered 6. Rob ![]() Xaldin: *Gets hit* Ah, goddamnit... *Morphs lances into a chain and flies off the side of the bridge with them* *Lances come back up and fire that huge wind laser at you* DO SOMETHING! |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 09:27 PM Post #212 |
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I am a fish.
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I hate that wind laser. *Throws Donald in the way and leaps toward the "dragon" of spears* |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 09:42 PM Post #213 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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Rob ![]() Lance-dragon: *Moves out of the way* Xaldin: *Watches you plummet* Honestly, how dumb do you get? Better sprout wings, boy... NOT LITERALLY, JUST FIND A WAY TO NOT FALL TO YOUR DEATH. (Recall that this is on a bridge) |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 09:44 PM Post #214 |
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I am a fish.
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"Gah..." *Tosses down a small object. When it reaches the level of the bridge, it explodes into a green platform which extends as a bridge to the bridge. The bridge goes away once I cross it* "Avoided the laser, at least. Now... Where were we?" |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 09:45 PM Post #215 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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Rob ![]() Xaldin: I believe we were doing... this? Lance-dragon: SHOOP DA WHOOP! *Continues firin lazer* |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 09:46 PM Post #216 |
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I am a fish.
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Oh, right. *Flings a large chunk of earth at the source of the laser* *Does a really high backflip over it if that doesn't work* |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 09:52 PM Post #217 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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Where the hell would you get a large chunk of earth inside a citadel, suspended on a large bridge? Rob ![]() Xaldin: Grah... *Rides back to the bridge on the lances* *Charges toward you very quickly, lances extended forward* DO SOMETHING! |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 10:01 PM Post #218 |
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I am a fish.
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Magic. Ever heard of Stonaga? Anyway... He has 7, you say? If he's gonna play that game... *Vanishes, and is replaced with 7 weapons, which parry his attacks* *The weapons float around and separate, ending up under the bridge* *Appears behind Xaldin* Hello. *Pulls out a keyblade, absorbs all of the little orbs left behind from counterattacks, and Jumps repeatedly* |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 10:11 PM Post #219 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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I don't recall being able to get Jump orbs that easily... And no, I have never heard of Stonaga. Ever. Rob ![]() Xaldin: *Quickly backpedals until you run out of Jumps* *Dropkicks you in the face* The same trick isn't going to keep working. *All seven lances manuever to completely surround your neck* DO SOMETHING! |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 10:16 PM Post #220 |
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I am a fish.
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Jumps are easy to get. Just counter any of his attacks, or... Eh, I forget. Haven't played in awhile. Stonaga is from FFXI. The one that sucked. Anyway... *Weapons creep out from under the bridge and swarm Xaldin* *Creates a 1 HP Aura around my neck and head before forcing my way under the spears and away from Xaldin* Yeah, you kill the aura, then you can hit me. Damage to the aura doesn't carry on to me. Not unless it's a multi-hit attack. Don't worry. I won't abuse those much more... |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 10:21 PM Post #221 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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>_> A one HP aura. There are seven lances surrounding you. Touch one, other six go stabby stabby. Rob ![]() Xaldin: *Summons a tornado around himself, blowing away the weapons* ENOUGH! Time to end this! *Calls his lances to him, then chains them together* *Starts lashing them at you like a whip, moving closer all the time* |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 9 2007, 10:28 PM Post #222 |
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I am a fish.
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Meh. I figured as much. In fact, I figured they'd attack me all at once, thus the damage would be combined in 1 hit. The effectiveness would be limited. Well... *Does several backflips. To the other end of the area.* *Concentrates heavily, as an extremely thin piece of the bridge floats away* *Fires this piece, point-first, straight at Xaldin's heart... Area. Seeing as he lacks a heart* |
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| Twilight | Nov 9 2007, 11:53 PM Post #223 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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Rob ![]() Xaldin: *Impaled* Gah... With my last words... I DECLARE THAT WII BASEBALL IS CHEAP! *Falls to the floor* No seriously, it is. Floor 17: The Grim Reaper (Heartless) floats in the middle of the arena. Suddenly, a large box falls in. The Grim Reaper opens it and takes out a handful of gold... and is instantly transformed into a zombified version of himself! He then takes all of the rest of the gold out and tosses the chest aside, then storms at you, swinging his scythe. DO SOMETHING! |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 10 2007, 09:54 AM Post #224 |
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I am a fish.
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Let's see... Countering triggers the reaction command, right? *Counters his attacks with any random weapon* |
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| Maltese | Nov 10 2007, 11:10 AM Post #225 |
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
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Rick Rock and a hard place. *jumps up air pirates like a staircase, Reloading his pistol. After jumping off the last one* Sonnestark! *He flings his sword through the Air Pirates, then explodes. The sword flies back to Rick's hand.* Now, about the landshark... *He lands* |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 10 2007, 11:21 AM Post #226 |
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I am a fish.
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It's not a la-- *Killed by Twilight* |
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| Twilight | Nov 10 2007, 12:12 PM Post #227 |
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Darkness? Or Light?
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*Cough* There is ONE Air Pirate. Rob ![]() I don't recall getting a Reaction Command from countering this guy... I recall getting one from hindering his progress at sucking coins from the chest, but he currently has all of them. Perhaps hit him with magic? Grim Reaper: *Continues swinging at you* |
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| Maltese | Nov 10 2007, 07:09 PM Post #228 |
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Then replace "Them" with "It", and change all plurals in my last post to singulars. DUH! |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 10 2007, 09:43 PM Post #229 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Rick ![]() Air Pirate: *Backflips over the sword, grabs it, and throws it back* Twilight: Need I remind you that pirates are awesome? Thing in the ground: *Moves toward you still. When the arms reach you, they start flailing about trying to hit you* |
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| Maltese | Nov 10 2007, 09:48 PM Post #230 |
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What part of "Explodes upon contact" do you need spelled out? He grabbed it, it would go boom before he could throw it. Pirates are cool, but not that cool. Rick: *Steps one stpe left then grabs the sword out of the ground* First rule of the Ebon School: Always keep an eye on your blade. *Points gun at arms* Second rule: Always alternate ammo types. I think I loaded the Hollow points...Yes, I did. *Shhots at arms while backing away.* |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 10 2007, 09:51 PM Post #231 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Rick ![]() Air Pirate: *Mutters something in an unintelligible language* *Charges at you again* Thing in the ground: *Ricochets from the gunshots, popping out of the ground in a tightly burled ball, revealing itself to be an Assassin* *Uncurls and moves to return to the ground* DO SOMETHING! |
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| Maltese | Nov 10 2007, 10:20 PM Post #232 |
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
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Question: What do you mean by ricochet? Hollowpoints don't ricochet, they "Splat", or flatten out on the ground.... Rick: Hmm...Which one first? *Points his guin over his shoulder and starts blindshooting at the Air Pirate. Hes also whispering to the floor...* |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 10 2007, 11:09 PM Post #233 |
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I am a fish.
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Fine... *Spams Thundaja* |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 11 2007, 12:29 AM Post #234 |
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Fist of the North Star
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The Assassin ricochet'd from the gunshots. You said you've played both games... when Assassins flail their arms at you from underground, you hit their arms. Then they get ejected from the ground. Simple, I'd think... Rick ![]() Air Pirate: *Dodges between the bullets until one hits a wing, then falls to the ground, but keeps running at you* Assassin: *Moves toward you again* Rob ![]() Grim Reaper: *Begins dropping coins* *Hefts it's scythe up and begins spinning, moving toward you* |
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| Drifting Swordsman | Nov 11 2007, 01:10 AM Post #235 |
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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Rose: *summons Mario, who uses FLUDD to take out the fireball* Well, you're no fun. You don't even stop to banter. *throws Mario a Mega Mushroom* OH GOD THE VIOLENCE. |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 11 2007, 01:24 AM Post #236 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Rose ![]() Mini-Gronn: *Yawn* *Raises shield as Mario attempts to step on him, then pushes his shield upward, causing Mario to fall backwards... toward you* I suggest moving, perhaps? Oh, and the bantering starts in two floors. |
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| Maltese | Nov 11 2007, 01:28 AM Post #237 |
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It's been a year abouts, okay? Rick: good gods. All of them. Well, time to make the corpses. Thanks, citadel...I'll send the message. *rick disappears! He then pops up half inside the ceiling.* Well, this is interesting...*Starts DEATH FROM ABOVE!ing the enemies* Dominic Deegan rules, neh? |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 11 2007, 11:42 AM Post #238 |
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I am a fish.
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*Sigh* *Jumps into the air, grabbing a nearby wall* *Starts pelting the Grim Reaper with Scathe (FFXII) and Flare* *Creates a whirlwind to pick up all the coins and hold them out of Grim's reach* |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 11 2007, 12:57 PM Post #239 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Rick ![]() Assassin and Air Pirate: X_x Floor 7: Nero jumps in. Nero: It's time for AN INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT CHALLENGE! *Shrinks you and summons two Trickmasters, then jumps up to a ledge in the arena* Trickmasters: *Light their juggling pins on fire and launch fireballs at you* DO SOMETHING! Rob ![]() Grim Reaper: *Floats up to you, hefts it's scythe up, and swings* Twilight: You have apparently forgotten that the Grim Reaper floats... DO SOMETHING! |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 11 2007, 01:19 PM Post #240 |
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I am a fish.
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No, I didn't. I recalled that he can't move while attacking, and he was already attacking when I jumped to the wall. |
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| Drifting Swordsman | Nov 11 2007, 01:20 PM Post #241 |
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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Rose: ... Jerk. *jumps back* Well, if that won't work, let's see you stop an unstoppable force! Thwomp 2! |
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| Maltese | Nov 11 2007, 01:53 PM Post #242 |
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Rick: Magic. I;m no good with magic! *Dodges the fireballs* Oh well. "Runs up the body of Trickmaster 1, and impales the sword in its head* Sonneton *ICE BOOM!* |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 11 2007, 02:32 PM Post #243 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Rob ![]() Twilight: Like hell it can't. The Grim Reaper IS, in fact, able to move while spinning that weapon. At least, this one is. Now, how about dodgding the incoming blade? Rose ![]() Mini-Gronn: Oh, that's easy. *Pulls out the Immovable Object* *Holds it over his head* *LOGICAL PARADOX!* *Thwomp and Immovable Object vanish* Now cease with your mindless 1-hit-kill attempts. *Slams his claymore into the ground, launching a shockwave at you* Rick ![]() Trickmaster 1: *Face is frozen* *Swats you out of the air with a flaming pin* Nero: That's gotta hurt... |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 11 2007, 02:40 PM Post #244 |
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I am a fish.
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Fiiiiiiiiiine. *Doesn't appear to dodge* Remember my little traps...? *Is actually behind Grim Reaper* *Unleashes every spell from every Final Fantasy game. 3 times.* |
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| Maltese | Nov 11 2007, 03:05 PM Post #245 |
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
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Rick: Ow. *Falls THROUGH floor, and comes out of ceiling, Portal style. Of course, he's now wraped in about three tons of hyper dense rock, and is falling straight towards the second Trickmaster, so.....You do the math.* |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 11 2007, 03:11 PM Post #246 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Rob ![]() Grim Reaper: *Drops all the coins... but is still zombiefied* *Swings at you* Twilight: Forgetting something? Rick ![]() Trickmaster 2: *Launches backwards as if yanked* Nero: *Holding his right arm back* If you people haven't figured out by now that one-shots aren't allowed on anything after the first four floors by now, you're hopeless. Trickmasters: *Launch fireballs at you* |
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| Maltese | Nov 11 2007, 03:15 PM Post #247 |
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Rick: Who the HELL are you talking to? *Fireballs ping off rock* This obviously isn't working. It's time for the big guns. *Removes pistol clip, then slips in a new one* These bullets are used to kill Skyscraper sized organisms. I think you qualify. *Shoots at the second trickmaster. The bullets expand to the equivalent size of the trickmaster.* |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 11 2007, 03:39 PM Post #248 |
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I am a fish.
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*Casts Haste* *Runs around collecting all the coins* *Drops them in the treasure chest* *Seals the treasure chest with an extremely large chunk of... something* |
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| Drifting Swordsman | Nov 11 2007, 03:51 PM Post #249 |
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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Rose: *jumps over it, and fires her own shockwave back thanks to yo-yo* |
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| The Ultramind12 | Nov 11 2007, 04:10 PM Post #250 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Rick ![]() Nero: Talking to... you know... you? Trickmaster 2: *Hit by bullet* *Limps slightly at that area* Nero: *Fingers one of the Assassin-style spikes protruding from his right arm* Aw damnit, you hit one... Trickmaster 1: *Swings a pin at you* Rob ![]() Grim Reaper: *Unzombiefies* *Speeds toward the chest and cleaves the large something off the top, then starts draining coins* DO SOMETHING! Rose ![]() Mini-Gronn: *Raises shield and is pushed back by the shockwave* *Shield's mouth is open, gathering energy* Shoop da whoop. *FIRES LAZER* |
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