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Twilight Citadel
Topic Started: Nov 4 2007, 06:39 PM (1,737 Views)
The Ultramind12
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Samurai: ... *Flashes and is suddenly behind you. You die*

Twilight: I seem to recall TG not allowing the use of things that make the target incapable of moving. The same thing applies here. Only it occasionally carries more dire consequences. *Rewinds to the start of the fight*

Samurai: *Charges at you, swords and sheaths at the ready*

swampm Falcon swampm

Opposite Armor: *If you've ever actually seen Opposite Armor, you'd know that his feet-hands don't actually touch the ground, he just floats* *Scythe misses* *Opposite Armor glares at you... and then everything turns inverted color. You're unable to move, and Opposite Armor charges over to you, belly-flops you, and explodes*

swampm Rose swampm

Berserkers: *Destroyed*

Floor 12: 7 Gamblers and a Crescendo in a bubble shield that allows only sound through. The Crescendo starts playing it's tune, constantly healing the Gamblers. Time to take a gamble... See Rob's playthrough of this floor.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: *Barely damaged by the explosion* A-hem. That was awkward. Next floor then!
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Robtcee13
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TUM. Now is not a good fucking time to kill me.

*Unleashes massive amounts of hellish lasers and bullets, and an unlimited assault of homing missiles that don't miss*

Have a good fucking day in hell.
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The Ultramind12
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Geez, who pissed in your cheerios?

swampm Falcon swampm

Floor 7 (Because 6 is filler):

Nero: Sup. *Shrinks you* Hmmm... gonna have to pull out the big one for this. *Jumps back... and a freaking ENORMOUS Trickmaster drops down and launches a fucking huge fireball at you*

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
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Lou. Bastard.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: We are NOT amused. *Grabs the fireball* Do you not know what death is? *Puts out the fireball with his hands* Death is the ultimate anti-flame. Now, where's my scythe? *It appears next to him* Ah, good. Scythe, attack! *Scythe makes a beeline for the Trickmeister.*
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The Ultramind12
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Trickmaster: *Flicks the scythe away like a toothpick, because it's... well, actually a hell of a lot smaller than a toothpick compared to it* *Raising a juggling pin and brings it down at you like... well, pretty much like a planet, really*

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
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Holy crap, that's a big Trickmaster.

*Visualizes the fight*

...Hm...

CUT THE LEGS!

And yeah, I'm doing that. I'm going absolutely undeniably berserk on the samurai. IT CANNOT ESCAPE!
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The Ultramind12
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Cut the legs? The poles that make them up would be the size of freaking cities, how the hell do you cut those? Especially when they're made of plot armor?
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: Oh dear. *Pulls another scythe out of thin air, and slices through the pin* Now, To get smaller...*Shrinks out of sight...*

HEHEHEHE!
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Robtcee13
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Robtcee13,Nov 8 2007
10:22 PM
And yeah, I'm doing that. I'm going absolutely undeniably berserk on the samurai. IT CANNOT ESCAPE!
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The Ultramind12
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Samurai: *Cuts through absolutely everything that comes it's way, slowly moving toward you*

Twilight: You underestimate precisely how awesome Samurai are. Now fight normally.
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Trickmaster: *Cut off section of the pin moves back up to it and reattaches* *Raises the pin up and brings it down at Falcon's position like... well, at your current size, probably like a galaxy*

Nero: It may be too big to see you... *Twitches arm slightly and the pin falls even faster* But I'm not, kekeke.
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Robtcee13
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*Sigh*

You bastard.

*Pulls out 4 swords, 2 in each hand, 1 facing front and 1 facing back*

*Charges the samurai, knocking the blades out of it's hands and unleashing random combos*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: I'm so small I'm fitting through the atoms that make up the club, moron. *Club smacks ground, nothing happens* now, class, waht happens when somebody introduces anti matter death particles into the nucleus of a matter molecule? BIG BOOM.
*He does so, and, indeed, the boom is very large.*
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The Ultramind12
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Samurai: *Counters your combos merely with it's hands, then kicks you away, summons two more swords with sheaths, and charges, locking blades with you*

DO SOMETHING!

swampm Falcon swampm

Twilight: ... Oi, fuck this. Use a normal character, because this is entirely too much bullshit.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
The current incarnation of hypocrisy just asploded. Nice.

'Snot my fault you can't keep up with me.

Wait. Falcon can't shrink....Uh, can we just start the battle over?
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The Ultramind12
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Twilight: No, merely because of the nature of your powers. You're able to be fucking anywhere, and death energy seems to be your solution for everything. Use a normal character.
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Use something once, and it's "Your solution to everything".

Yeah, screw this.
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Robtcee13
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Ah, what the hell. Unlimited swords.

Fine.

*Knocks the swords out of his hands and jumps out of the way*

*Forces Sephiroth to use his "Break" attack. You know, the one where he charges through you inflicting a 1-hit-kill to even a level 99 Sora without proper abilities*
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Twilight: I also might add that I would have had Opposite Armor break your scythe, but then I remembered it was made of "The concept of Death" which is supposedly indestructible. For god's sake, just use a normal character.

swampm Rob swampm

And... umm... where the %&$# did Sephiroth come from? And I don't recall Sephy having an ability that nukes your health, except Sin Harvest. Nevertheless...

Samurai: *Is a Samurai, and hence keeps hold on the blades and blocks Sephy's attack... not like that's difficult since Sephiroth sucks*

Twilight: Oi... Sephy... thought I told you to wait on Floor 20. Get your ass back up there. Don't worry... he'll be harder up there. Something about higher floors meaning higher levels, it was in the manual when I bought the place... Anyway, this is getting boring, so here's a finale.

Samurai: *Takes a stance, swords at the ready. Everything but you and it freeze*

I suppose you know what happens here...
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
he scythe, it can break!

Falcon just pulls out another one...
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Robtcee13
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Yep. I do.

It's time for our 1-on-1 duel. Bring it.

*Uses Reaction Command*
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Robtcee13
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Oh, and that attack is the one he uses right at the start. Without good as hell armor, it usually kills you really fast.
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... You mean Omnislash? The thing you can... you know... block with a reaction command? Sure, it's painfull, but I wouldn't call it a one hit kill unless you're sorely underleveled. Or on Critical mode...

Maltese: Yeah... that's the problem. At least my characters can't just pull weapons out of their asses infinitely. Well... Twilight does have a rather large number of Keyblades, but they aren't made of death concept that can apparently cut through anything. Just use. A fucking. Normal. Character. Besides, it's really difficult to think up challenges for someone who can match up against Shadowlyger and survive for more than ten seconds.

swampm Rob swampm

Samurai: *Both dash at one another* *You fall to a knee. The Samurai drops to the ground*

Twilight: Now I AM impressed. Time to really step things up.

Floor 15: Riku Replica stands in the middle of the room.

Riku Replica: *Draws his blade* Let's do this. *Dashes toward you*
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Robtcee13
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Shit.

*Loads up deck with a ton of 0s*

Alright. I'm re-- *Sliced*

*Uses an Elixir*

Okay, NOW I'm ready. Never interrupt my conversations. That makes me want to kill you. Moreso than now.

*Pulls out Ultima Weapon (Keyblade, KH2) and charges into battle*
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Rose: Hey, Gamblers! Let's play a game!
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The Ultramind12
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Riku Replica: *Parrys a few blows before he finally gets hit* Ah... damn... *Jumps back and launches a Dark Firaga at you*

swampm Rose swampm

Gamblers: *Start flinging cards around* Pick a number from one to ten.
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Robtcee13
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*Dodge Rolls to the side, flinging a 0 card at the Dark Firaga*

*Unleashes Firaga*
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: *Suddenly normal size* I have to leave? That's no fun! Fine. Still want to play with somebody else? Fine. I know just the guy...

*Poof! Somebody appears!*

Falcon: Get up, Rik'ebon! Or do you still prefer Rick the Falcon?
Rick: I prefer you leaving me alone! Where the hell am I now?
Falcon: Why, you're in a house of fun! Bye! *Disappears*

Rick: WAIT!

Here. New, less aweso...er, "over-powered" character.
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Riku Replica: *Jumps WAY over the Firaga* This isn't Castle Oblivion... well, it's crossed with it, but it still isn't it. We don't use cards here. *Rockets down at you, sword forward*

swampm Rick swampm

Twilight: Let's skip the filler and put you up against something that's actually a challenge...

Floor 5: Guard Armor clomps toward you and launches his fists at you.

(Also, in case you don't know, Guard Armor is kinda like Rayman, in that it hasn't got attaching limbs... it just has a torso, hands, feet, and a head, no arms, neck, or legs)
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Robtcee13
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*Dodge Rolls forward, leaving a nearly invisible mine*

*The moment Riku Replica lands, attack him to the point of knocking him into the mine, if he hadn't triggered it already*
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
I've beaten both games....

Rick: What? A purple steam golem? Meh. Rise, Ebon city! *He raises his arms in the air.....Nothing happens* Oh fuck. Inc. style then. *Pulls out a rapier* en garde! *Strikes the legs of the Armor*
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Robtcee13
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ROB DEMANDS UPDATES!
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You can't demand updates from someone who updates <10 times per day, every day, dumbass. For that, I'm skipping you for a few updates.

swampm Rob swampm

Stall Demon of YOU SHALL NOT BEG FOR UPDATES ELEMENTAL: *TIME FREEZE LOL*

Updates to unfreeze: 3.

swampm Rick swampm

Guard Armor: *Backs away and swings a hand at you*
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Meh... since you're the one who's here most, screw that. Next time you decide to be stupid though, you're getting a stall demon to the face.

swampm Rob swampm

Twilight: *Blows up Stall Demon* Continue.

Riku Replica: *Hits the mine* HOLY CRAP! *Goes flying upward* Damn... *Uses an Elixir* Now I'm pissed. *Glows darkly and raises his sword* DARK AURA! *Teleports about, slashing at you*

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
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Since when does Riku say "holy crap"?

...Oh, well.

How to dodge undodgeable slashes? Simple. Don't. COUNTERATTACK...! ...No, he's invincible.

*Creates a shield aura around self that has ~250 Kingdom Hearts HP*
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He doesn't. But then again, that isn't Riku. >_>

Riku Replica: Coward! *Rapidly attacks your shield while charging a Dark Firaga in his other hand* *Fires it at you the second your shield goes down*
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Robtcee13
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That's... Alot of slashes.

...Crap!

*Throws up a 1 HP Aura shield and does a quick dodge roll before releasing an explosion of light*

...HOLY!

*White light strikes down in several random places. Random to the point that even a ninja couldn't dodge it reliably.*
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Darkness? Or Light?
Dark Aura is a very damaging attack... by the time he'd finished, it'd have little health left...

swampm Rob swampm

Riku Replica: *Leaps about like crazy, desperately trying to dodge* *Holy ends, but he's covered in cuts* Damn... *Jumps, then does a double jump that sends him directly above you* *Drops at you sword first*

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
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Dark Break?

*Dodge Rolls furiously away from Riku Replica*

*When Dark Break ends, pulls out one of those heartless in the 1000 heartless battle*

*Cue Sparkle Ray*

*Pulls out another one*

*Cue Sparkle Ray*

*Pulls out another one...*

...You get the idea.
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Hey, that's MY signature attack...

swampm Rob swampm

Riku Replica: HOLY...! *Leaps over each sweep of the ray as they come and fires a Dark Firaga at you*

EDIT: Ah, Dark Break's the name of that attack, I forgot... actually, when you play as Riku in CoR and you assume Dark Form, if you double jump, it'll send you directly over one of the enemies in the arena where you can attack like a single-hit Dark Break.
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Rose: 7. >_>
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swampm Rose swampm

Gambler 1: *Long string of curses*

Gamblers 2-7: *Facepalm*

Gamblers: *Leave*

Crescendo: ... FORGETTING SOMEONE?!

Floor 13: A very LARGE, somewhat orcish-looking armored figure, holding a wolf-faced shield and a large claymore mace stands in the middle of the room... and then summons a mini version of himself and vanishes.

Mini-Gronn: *Slams his claymore against the floor and charges at you, wolf-shield snapping*

DO SOMETHING!
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Rose: Hey. You look strong! Let's play! *grabs her Yo-Yo*
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Robtcee13
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*Throws the robot at the Firaga*

*Vanishes*
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Rick: Oh dear, it's NOT a giant purple steam golem. *Jumps on hand* you're really annoyig, you know. *Drives rapier into guard armors head*
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Mini-Gronn: *Continues charging as the wolf-shield launches a fireball at you*

swampm Rob swampm

Riku Replica: Oh what the... Hmph. *Uses an Elixir* Should have pressed your advantage! Now come out, coward!

swampm Rick swampm

What's with all the people who's names start with "R"?

Guard Armor: *Spazzes for a second, then grabs you by the legs and raises a foot to kick the shit out of you*

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
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Voice: No need.

*Voice comes from other side*

Voice: After all...

*Voice moves again*

Voice: I still have one!

*Area darkens as 5 clones of me, as well as me, surround Riku Replica. Most wield 2 large weapons. 2 of them, instead, have small fast ones. Each one charges Riku at the same time, unleashing a hellish combo. Time stops before the final blow.*

Hmph. You should have attacked me anyway.

*Each one delivers a finishing attack in unison*
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Riku Replica: Gah... *Falls to a knee* Damn... out of Elixirs... Guess I just can't match up to the real thing. *Points to the side* Door to the next floor's there. I'll wait here for the next contender.

Floor 16: Instead of the usual large, circular room, you're faced with a long bridge with an abyss to either side. Standing in the middle is the biggest pain in the ass of Organization XIII: Xaldin.

Xaldin: *Summons his wind lances* Let us begin. *Charges at you, lances whirling*

OOC: On a side note, expect a slight decline in updates, FOR I NOW FINALLY HAVE A WII!
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