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Twilight Citadel
Topic Started: Nov 4 2007, 06:39 PM (1,738 Views)
The Ultramind12
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*A lucky bolt pegs the chameleon. He drops to the floor, stunned, and uncloaks, revealing the form of Stealth Sneak* *He's stunned right now. Press the attack!*
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
*Pulls out Master Sword*

*Leaps towards the Stealth Sneak, does several midair flips, and lands on his head in a downward thrust with intense force.*
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The Ultramind12
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Stealth Sneak: X_x *Explodes into darkness, letting loose a large heart which floats away*

Twilight: That's... technically, three bosses down. You're good at this.

Floor 11: 3 Berserker Nobodies. All three of them suddenly shrink and their claymore maces start jackhammering toward you.

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
Damn, I hate this attack. *Runs in the general direction of away from them* *When they begin to swing their Claymores, leap into the air and hover until the attack's over*

*Fires a large amount of pure light straight at them*
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The Ultramind12
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Oho, so you do play KH. I was beginning to think you knew nothing about Heartless and Nobodies...

swampm Rob swampm

Berserker 1: *Killed*

Berserkers 2 & 3: *Claymores yank them away* *Storm toward you, swinging Claymores*
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Robtcee13
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I knew Shadows were extremely frail, and used a really weak AoE to wipe them out. Devastators just weren't memorable enemies.

*Does a Dodge Roll off to the side, or, if I'll fit, in between the Berserkers*

*Counters their attacks from behind*
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Berserkers: *Stop to wonder at where the hell you went* *Slaughtered*

Floor 12: 7 Gamblers waltz about the room. In the center is a Crescendo, protected by a shield that allows only sound to pass through. In case you don't remember what a Crescendo is, they're those small horn dudes that can heal nearby Heartless/Nobodies, or you if you Heal Stomp them. SInce it's currently protected by a barrier...

The Crescendo starts playing it's tune, keeping a constant healing stream on the Gamblers. Guess you'll have to take a gamble...
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Robtcee13
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Psh... Screw that.

*Unleashes a supersonic wave of sound to not only block out the Crescendo's music, but make the Crescendo's "ears" asplode*

*If that won't work, I'll challenge the Gamblers to a guitar battle*
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Crescendo: *Lacks ears*

Gamblers: *Lack hands*

Twilight: Yeah... the cards? They're like... bonded to them, so they can control them. Gamblers don't have hands, and hence cannot play guitars.
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Robtcee13
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You'd find some way for me to lose anyway.

*Starts to attack a Gambler*

*Counters own attack*

*Waits for game to begin*
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The Ultramind12
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To make this easier, we'll do it in bulk...

Gamblers: *Card game* Pick a number from one to ten. If it's close to or the same number as mine, you win.
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Robtcee13
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Gambler 1: God damnit, how do they always guess?

Gambler 2: Let's see... there's seven of us... and 7 is a lucky number, maybe?

Gambler 1: .... Okay, next time, different number.

Gambler 7: You say that every single time... yet every single time, we choose seven.

Gmabler 1: SHUT UP!

Gambler: *Leave*

Crescendo: Umm... guys? You gonna let me out? Guys? Oh, damnit...

Floor 13: LOL UNLUCKY FLOOR.

Gronn: *Drops in* Have fun. *Summons a mini version of himself*

Mini-Gronn: *Looks kind of like a really beefy orc, wielding a Berserker Claymore and a Defender shield* *Charges toward you, Claymore ready*

DO SOMETHING!
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Drifting Swordsman
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Rose: ... Normal people don't do much in the way of Heartless killing. ... *closes eyes, and listens for it coming. When it does, throw the Yo-Yo in that direction*
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Robtcee13
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Defender shields have faces, right? And they breathe fire, right?

*Chills the shield with extremely cold... Stuff...*

*Leaps out of the way, attempting to parry his attack at the same time*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Quote:
 
Nobody hits me! Nobody!

Random Redneck bystander:Well, now you just done piised him off! YEEHA! *Starts playng a golden fiddle...You can guess what he's playing*

Falcon: *Twitch. Twitch. Flicker*
*The sorcerors experiendce what it's like to have contropl of thier cubes ripped away and then having said cubes rammed through thier heads at the speed of death.* Nobody hits me! Even Nobodies don't hit me! *Flicker*
*The heartless die*
NEXT. FLOOR.
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Robtcee13
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Maltese,Nov 7 2007
08:00 PM
You can guess what he's playing

Devil Went Down To Georgia?
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The Ultramind12
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Stealth Sneak: *Gets pegged by the yo-yo, screeches, and jumps away* *Scratching sound comes from the ceiling... and a large chunk of it begins falling toward you*

DO SOMETHING!

swampm Rob swampm

Mini-Gronn: *Launches fire from the shield's wolf-face* *Third eye of wolf-face glows and launches Thundaga at you* *Jumps toward you and swings Claymore*

DO SOMETHING!

swampm Falcon swampm

Twilight: Error: You cannot rip the control of those cubes from a Sorceror. The cubes are part of them. Also, in an effort to put you against something that'll actually be a challenge, we'll skip to the fifth floor.

Floor 5: Opposite Armor drops down from the ceiling... and then grabs you with it's feetihands and starts pounding on you with it's hand-feet.

DO SOMETHING!
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: WHAT *Grabs the arm of the opposite armour* PART *Breaks out of it's grip* OF NOBODY HITS ME *He rips the arm in half* DON'T YOU GET! *He kills both feet with a sweep kick, then grabs the only remaining armour limb* ARGABLARG! *Beats the hell out of the opposite armour with it's own arm*
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Opposite Armor: *Totally unharmed*

Twilight: I suppose you missed the part where I said it would be MUCH harder? Oh, anbd that Opposite Armor is made of the toughest armor there is: Plot Armor.

Opposite Armor: *Smacks you across the room*
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Robtcee13
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*Leaps into the air*

*Lands in a Landmaster Tank*

*Opens up a can of very painful tank bullets upon Mini-Gronn*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: Plot armor? That's just not fair. Well, fight plot armor with...PLOT HOLE!
*Throws a copy of the Davinci Code at the Opposite armour. Its plot, being holier then the pope after being hit with the crossfire from several gatling guns, open a FOOKING HOOGE plot hole. THe opposite armor is sucked in*
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Robtcee13
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Maltese,Nov 8 2007
05:40 PM
...Its plot, being holier then the pope after being hit with the crossfire from several gatling guns...

XD
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Mini-Gronn: *Holds up shield against the barrage, but is pushed back* *Mouth of shield opens and starts charging energy* IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER! *SHOOP DA WHOOP!*

DO SOMETHING!

swampm Falcon swampm

Twilight: *Cracks Falcon over the head with his Ridiculous Keyblade* Haha, no. My Citadel, my rules, you play fucking fair. Just attack, I dunno, normally?

Opposite Armor: *Swings at you again*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: OKAY. Stop! *Opposite armour does so.* I fight normally, it turns out that I can't hurt it. When I THINK, I'm not allowed to. What the fuck? Okay, resume.* Opposite armor starts swinging again* Alright...*Grabs arm in jmid swing, then throws it into the nearest wall.*
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Robtcee13
I am a fish.
*Dodges to a random angle that ends with me in the air*

*Smashes a large hole into the ground behind him from a distance*

*Fills it with an extremely hazardous waste*

*Unleashes the largest amount of perceivable bullet hell upon him*
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The Ultramind12
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Twilight: lolno *Sniped* Okay, just kidding. >_>

Opposite Armor: *Gets up from being thrown* *Goes down on all fours and charges at you like a bull*

swampm Rob swampm

Mini-Gronn: Orcish in appearance I may be, but I am no fool. *Leaps above you and comes down at you like a meteor, claymore first*

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
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Okay.

*Takes a single step to the side*
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The Ultramind12
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Did you miss the part of, "Like a meteor"?

swampm Rob swampm

Mini-Gronn: *Lands like a meteor, causing a large impact that sends you flying, and probably breaking a few bones* That was the most pitiful dodge attempt I've ever seen. *Lumbers toward you, preparing to crush you with his claymore*

DO SOMETHING!

(Also, recall that the "claymore" in this case is more of a mace than a sword... claymore is the word that was used to describe their weapons, so I use it too.)
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Robtcee13
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*The clone vanishes*

*Appears visible behind him*

Hello. *Attacks mercilessly*
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Rose: OHSHI--- *dodge rolls out of the way, using her Yo-Yo as a tornado while she escapes* ... Okay.. Think... Gotta see this thing... Got it!

*summons Vegeta* Vegeta, use your scouter! Where is it, and what is its power level?

Vegeta: It's over there... and OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Rose: WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!
Vegeta: *hands Rose the scouter, and heads towards the boss* FINAL FLASH!
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Mini-Gronn: *Stumbles forward* Well played... *Vanishes*

Floor 14: A Samurai Nobody sits in the middle of the room. Upon your entering, he stands, unsheaths his two swords, and holds the sheaths as well. He then charges at you, swords and sheaths at the ready.

DO SOMETHING!

swampm Rose swampm

Stealth Sneak: O_o *Blasted to hell*

Twilight: Jesus, Overkill much? Nice job, regardless.

Floor 11: 3 Berserkers stand in the middle of the room. Suddenly, all three shrink (Not their claymores) and their claymores, which the shrunken Berserkers are still clinging to, start jackhammering toward you.

DO SOMETHING!
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Rose obtained scouter!

Rose: I love overkill. ^_^ *Yo-Yos one of the Berserkers from afar*
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Berserker 1: *Knocked out of the jackhammering and stops*

Berserkers 2 & 3: *Continue jackhammering toward you and pound you into the ground*

Twilight: Maybe you should... you know... move next time... >_> *Pulls out a Rewind Remote and rewinds to the three jackhammering toward you*

DO SOMETHING!
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Robtcee13
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Damn. 4 weapons, huh?

*Sinks into the ground, becoming merely a shadow*

*Glides along the ground randomly, placing barely visible objects*
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Samurai: *Stops and watches your shadow move about* *Ducks into a low position, preparing for anything*
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Rose: You suck. Let's try this again. *repeats the yo-yo trick, this time, jumping back after each hit*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: Okay, I'm bored. Scythe time. *Draws his scythe from it's sheath, which is....nothing actually. He jus pulls it out of thin air*

See you, sucker. *Flings the scythe, and jumps out of the way*
*Scythe meets armor*
*Scythe hurts the armor a hell of a lot*
Is it dead yet?
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Berserkers: *Stop, then clomp forward, swinging their claymores*

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Opposite Armor: *Skids to a halt when the scythe hits it* *Slowly reachs up, grabs the scythe and yanks it out of it's armor* *Throws the scythe back at you at Mach HOLY SHIT*
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Robtcee13
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*Stops placing objects*

*Moves to a circle within the objects, which the samurai is outside of*

*Pops out*

*Taunts him in a position ready to counter any attack*
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Samurai: *Aims it's head at you in a way that says, "I'm not stupid, stupid"* *Attaches the sheath of one sword to the handle of a sword, and throws it at you like a boomerang*

DO SOMETHING!
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: *Holds out his hand. The scythe stops in midair*
Cute. Now let me show you the REAL definition of fast!
*Points his finger. The scythe rams through the armor's helmt at mach death*
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Opposite Armor: *Pauses for a moment* *Reaches up, grabs the scythe, and rips it out again* *Raises it up in the air, and then slams it through the ground* *Charges at you again*
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Maltese
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: So predictable. *Appears on the other side of the armour.* Hey, dork! *Sends the Scythe THROUGH the Opposite Armour* Would you JUST die? I'm getting bored!
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Opposite Armor: ... *Glows red* *One hand launches toward you, grabs you, and explodes*
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Robtcee13
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What an intense battle.

*Pulls out a sword, hooks the boomerang onto it, and tosses it aside*

*Destroys both with a laser*

Now come at me, coward!
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Samurai: *Pulls another sword from nowhere* ... *Gets in a crouched position, pauses for a moment, and then is suddenly on the other side of you, having slashed you*
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Rose: Hmm. It looks like it'll take long range here.. *starts throwing Bom-ombs at them, keeping her distance*
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Fire 1, fire 2, fire 1, fire 2....
Falcon: *Nowhere near where the hand was* It's so cute when they fall for the old afterimage trick. It really is. *Whistles. The scythe SWEEPS THE LEG!*
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Robtcee13
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*Charges through him as well*

*Doesn't slash him*

You now have a bomb attached to you. This bomb will explode violently, eradicating all traces of you in 3 seconds. Bye. *Pulls out a shield to block the explosion*

*If he attempts to move, he cannot. Having stepped in a trap which makes you unable to move*
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