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| Choaniki: Bakuretsu Rantouden | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 3 2007, 12:36 AM (301 Views) | |
| Atomic Inferno | Nov 3 2007, 12:36 AM Post #1 |
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it's a midnight ride
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I've never played this game, and Lego forbid I ever do. I'm just posting this to spread the WTF?-ness. So one fine day, I was looking through TSR's recent updates when I stumbled upon the Choaniki section. If the goofy grinning guy with muscles that'll make Max jealous didn't catch my attention, then the warning ("Contains Mild Homoeroticism") did. Five seconds later, I made the most fatal error of my life. I clicked on it. Choaniki is, quite possibly, the gayest game ever. And I mean that literally. What other word would you use to describe a game that features a naked man in a flying moon-bowl-thing? Or, even worse, a game with male fairies prancing in a field of flowers as a stage background? What else can you say about the living condom, or the half-woman, half-battleship transporting even more naked men? Bizarre, strange, funny in an incredibly weird way. But I think gay is the most fitting. After a bit of research (read: Gamefaqs reviews and Wikipedia), I learned that Choaniki was a game series. Yes, a SERIES. More than one of these atrocities was made. I'm in shock as well. Choaniki is so gay, it's almost hilarious. If you're looking for a good laugh (or just want to commit vision suicide), click at your own risk. |
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| master4sword | Nov 3 2007, 12:43 AM Post #2 |
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Hail Hydreigon
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*does not go through the link* WTS... |
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| Imano Ob | Nov 3 2007, 06:46 AM Post #3 |
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I will make you understand
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Sword? |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 3 2007, 08:06 AM Post #4 |
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I am a fish.
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Holy hell, and I thought certain OTHER games were weird. >_> |
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| master4sword | Nov 3 2007, 11:31 AM Post #5 |
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Hail Hydreigon
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Yep. |
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| thegamer275 | Nov 4 2007, 01:19 PM Post #6 |
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THE GAME
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What. The. Fuck. Descriptive words fail me epically. |
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| Robtcee13 | Nov 4 2007, 04:08 PM Post #7 |
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I am a fish.
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*Looks at the link* Should I be suddenly blind? |
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| Storm | Feb 3 2008, 07:07 PM Post #8 |
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Necrofantastic
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Uminin for Brawl |
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| Robtcee13 | Feb 3 2008, 07:27 PM Post #9 |
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I am a fish.
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Win. In a scary way. |
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| The Ultramind12 | Sep 10 2008, 08:21 AM Post #10 |
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Fist of the North Star
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Epic necrobump for the purpose of pointing out that there is now a "Cho Aniki" on the Wii's Virtual Console. I thought the name looked familiar, now I know why. ... OH GOD THIS GAME CAN NOW BE MASS DISTRIBUTED. My condolences to any pour soul that downloads it out of curiosity... |
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