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Choaniki: Bakuretsu Rantouden
Topic Started: Nov 3 2007, 12:36 AM (301 Views)
Atomic Inferno
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I've never played this game, and Lego forbid I ever do. I'm just posting this to spread the WTF?-ness.

So one fine day, I was looking through TSR's recent updates when I stumbled upon the Choaniki section. If the goofy grinning guy with muscles that'll make Max jealous didn't catch my attention, then the warning ("Contains Mild Homoeroticism") did. Five seconds later, I made the most fatal error of my life.

I clicked on it.

Choaniki is, quite possibly, the gayest game ever. And I mean that literally. What other word would you use to describe a game that features a naked man in a flying moon-bowl-thing? Or, even worse, a game with male fairies prancing in a field of flowers as a stage background? What else can you say about the living condom, or the half-woman, half-battleship transporting even more naked men? Bizarre, strange, funny in an incredibly weird way. But I think gay is the most fitting.

After a bit of research (read: Gamefaqs reviews and Wikipedia), I learned that Choaniki was a game series. Yes, a SERIES. More than one of these atrocities was made. I'm in shock as well.

Choaniki is so gay, it's almost hilarious. If you're looking for a good laugh (or just want to commit vision suicide), click at your own risk.
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master4sword
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*does not go through the link*

WTS...
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Imano Ob
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master4sword,Nov 3 2007
03:43 AM
*does not go through the link*

WTS...

Sword?
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Robtcee13
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Holy hell, and I thought certain OTHER games were weird. >_>
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Imano Ob,Nov 3 2007
06:46 AM
master4sword,Nov 3 2007
03:43 AM
*does not go through the link*

WTS...

Sword?

Yep.
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thegamer275
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What. The. Fuck. Descriptive words fail me epically.
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Robtcee13
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*Looks at the link*

Should I be suddenly blind?
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Uminin for Brawl
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Robtcee13
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Storm,Feb 3 2008
07:07 PM
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Win.









In a scary way.
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The Ultramind12
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Epic necrobump for the purpose of pointing out that there is now a "Cho Aniki" on the Wii's Virtual Console. I thought the name looked familiar, now I know why.

... OH GOD THIS GAME CAN NOW BE MASS DISTRIBUTED. My condolences to any pour soul that downloads it out of curiosity...
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