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Oxygen Intake?; AWESOME!
Topic Started: Oct 12 2007, 06:30 PM (130 Views)
Hoboman
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Great Lord
A new game for the Wii named Oxygen Intake is coming out... basically:

You start as a baby and throughout the game, you grow up. You watch as you go through middle school, high school, as you get a job, an apartment and so on. You don't control your character directly, you just watch. What you must do is press up and down in a slow, steady pattern to keep your character breathing. That's all. There's a gauge on the side that shows you how to move the analog stick up and down just so to breath. At times, you must breath faster (during exercise) and slower (during sleep).

Also, the game is in real-time, so it will take you years and years and years and years to beat, 'cause you only win when your character dies of old age. When you power down the system, the game suspends and saves the action right where you left off. Time doesn't pass when the system is off.
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Drifting Swordsman
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Screw the rules, I have sporks!
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... Okay, this sounds utterly retarded.
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yellowpikminboy
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Your kidding, right?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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master4sword
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Hail Hydreigon
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Joke topic?
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yellowpikminboy
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If this is a real game then who is the lame-o who thought of it?

Chuck Norris: ZOMG THIS WILL BE THE GREATEST GAME EVER! ALL YOU DO IS PRESS UP AND DOWN ON THE D-PAD ON THE CONTROLLER! FUN RIGHT?

I gave the part of the idiot who created the game to Chuck Norris because I remember when megaphones first game out in Maple Story I would see every 3 out of 5 megaphones would be around the lines of "chuck norris sucks!"

But seriously that is a bigger waste of time playing Maple Story, getting to level 200, then quitting, oh and not just once, but 5 times.
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Robtcee13
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No person who speaks English has gotten to level 200 yet. The enemies just aren't strong enough.
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Storm
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Necrofantastic
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keep this in Spamalot please.
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