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Pikmin (2) Outtakes; POSSIBLE SPOILERS
Topic Started: Jun 18 2006, 11:27 AM (191 Views)
Atomic Inferno
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I sure hope everybody here knows how this works. If (somehow) you don't, it's better to give examples than to try to explain it to you.

(Note: I've only played Pikmin 2, but I will allow outtakes from the first Pikmin to be posted here.)

*Scene: A generic cave*

Director: And... action!

*A Fiery Dweevil walks up to Olimar*

Olimar: Hey, it's a spider-thing.

Louie: *walks over to Olimar reading a newspaper* Hmm, so the Bulborb can talk... amazing.

Fiery Dweevil: *sees newspaper* OMG! Don't hit me! *runs off at Mach 7*

Director: Cut!
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*Scene: Submerged Castle, Sublevel 1*

Director: And... action!

*Olimar, Louie, and a horde of Blue Pikmin fall into the cave*

Olimar: What! Fire! And all I have is Blue Pikmin! This is totally unfair!

Louie: Since when are things fair when we go on an adventure?

Fiery Blowhog: *appears out of nowhere* *blows some fire at the party*

*The Blue Pikmin walk out of the way, making the fire hit Olimar*

Olimar: OHMYGODI'MONFIRE

Director: Cut!

*Submerged Castle, Take 2*

Director: Action!

*Olimar, Louie, and a horde of Blue Pikmin fall into the cave, but Olimar lands on a conveniently placed fire spout*

Olimar: OHMYGODI'MINAFIRE

Director: Cut! *sighs* Let's just go to another scene.

*Scene: Dream Den, Sublevel 15, before they face the Titan Dweevil*

President: So, Olimar, how are things lately?

Olimar: Well, I-- *jumps out of the way of a fireball* Have been dodging-- *grabs a Red Pikmin and uses it as a shield from another fireball* A lot of fireballs lately. *jumps into a conveniently placed puddle as protection from yet another fireball*

President: Didn't the ship pod make that fire-immune suit yet?

Olimar: It's picked up over a thousand different kinds of viruses, it can't go 5 seconds without crashing.

President: Ah, that explains it.

*The party walks over to where the Titan Dweevil is*

Titan Dweevil: Hi victims. You are about to get pwned.

President: It can talk?!

*pause*

Titan Dweevil: Is that supposed to be a trick question or something? Anyways, I shall now use my weapon that generates a lot of fire! Flare Cannon!

Olimar: Oh, I'm getting out of here.

Titan Dweevil: Damn! In that case, I'll have to resort to the most powerful water-based attack anybody has ever known... Monster Pump!

*The Titan Dweevil fires a small ball of water. It lands in front of the President, who promptly slips. A generic creature puts up a "Caution: Wet Floor." sign where the puddle of water is.*

Director: Argh... cut!

*Note: If you get this whole joke, you're awesome and deserve a cookie.*
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hinsburg
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Omg Decline of Video Gaming.
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Atomic Inferno
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You're awesome. Have a cookie. =)
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dalawman
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*Olimar is in Shower Room*

*he sees the Rubber Ugly*

Olimar: Now thats what I call a duck!

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*in the opening sequence*

*Olimar learns about the debt*

Olimar: 10,000 pokos! Thats as much as 599 US dollars!

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*in the Piklopedia under Segmented Crawbster*

Run this giant enemy crab into the wall and it will expose its weakspot. Attack this weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
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The Ultramind12
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Giant Enemy Crap? XD
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LOL
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dalawman
Despite what Lash says, Ooziums ARE fun to poke.
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>_> Edit'd
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SaturosVhazon
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Here is one.

*Scene: The Final Trial, EB's area*

Olimar: Finally, I can get my money back!

EB: *pops out of sand* Rawr. Fear I.

Olimar: *throws Yellow Pikmin with Bomb Rock in hands at EB*

Yellow Pikmin: You don't scare me. *shoves Bomb Rock down EB*

EB: GAH!!! *dies, but doesn't give out Secret Safe*

Director: Cut!
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